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@madelinecooks.bsky.social
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growing up like a fungus

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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
coyote vs acme was genuinely one of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
shittily drawn 4 panel comic entitled "UNDERSTANDING THEIR WORLD." two chimpanzees stare at a tree with rocks littering the ground. the left-hand monkey says "hey bro... did you know they're calling it "accumulative rock throwing" now?" while the right-hand monkey throws another rock at it. the righthand monkey replies "haha. sick." before the left-hand monkey throws another rock at the tree.
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
new favorite thing is to add a funny little animal drawing every time I write a birthday/holiday card to someone
a pen drawing of a cute red panda opening its mouth to say "you're the best!"a drawing of my cat, Piggy, looking very chubby and very distinguished. a birthday hat floats over his head and blocky lettering says "happy 60th!"
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is either a weird story or potentially the funniest thing ever
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Providence Streets Coalition @pvdstreets.org · 03/08/2025
People getting onto the 35 bus to East Providence and Pawtucket currently. This bus would be eliminated completely on Sundays. @govdanmckee.bsky.social can prevent this if he wanted.
A transit bus sits atop the red paint of a busway as passengers wait to board. A tall brick building, trees under an evening sky are visible in the background. Shelters and signage are visible in the foreground.
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Acadia Center @acadiacenter.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Emily Koo at today’s press conference on the devastating proposed service cuts to RIPTA. “I’m here to remind our state leaders that a robust public transit system is necessary to reach our climate mandates and to mitigate the harm of the climate crisis for generations to come.”
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I'm on route 69 right now on my way to the Blessing of the Fleet, and all I can think about is how this line might get ripped away from us come September thanks to the gov's budget. I'm counting at least 30 passengers today! Standing room only! I guess whoever can't drive just won't go next year.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Salem the bunny boy bride (HE/HIM) 🗡️🐇🔥🏳️‍⚧️
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I'm constantly following new people on bluesky, I feel like one thing this site is really good at is showing me a post I like and making it really really easy to just follow the account and move on
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Image from old Batman comic. A group of men are laughing at a Gotham Gazette headline saying "BATMAN PULLS BONER AT OWN LECTURE." The man in the foreground remarks "Ho, ho! This is rich! BATMAN is the laughing stock of Gotham!"
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
smokin on gods dooby tonight
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sour Patch Christ
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
desperately in need of the dieworkwear quote tweet
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Ludwig starting a YouTube video
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
bloody vengeance
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
is there a term for when you watch too many luca guadagnino movies and now you suddenly wanna hug, kiss, & fuck every person you meet
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I am drunk and riding a Beautiful train. I want to suck & fuck everyone responsible for building it
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
ok people in socal are wild. bro has a pickle on his dashboard. how do they see the game so differently here
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
would you believe me if I said that a college student sitting in front of me on the plane was trying to convince chatGPT to report a professor for sexual assault
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
sometimes you get to talk circles around a transphobe who is just so fundamentally ignorant and unintellectual that it's like gods gift to you personally
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
wait she fr just lets the t-slur fly? and nobody cares?
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
what it's like to own a pig
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
3 panel comic: 
large group of people say, "you do not fit in here"

small group responds, "okay we will make our own place"

large group responds, "why are you excluding us" to which small group simply says "oh no"
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
mario kart road head tournament
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
thinking about the time I got on a zoom call with my advisor while I was remoted into my office PC from home so she just saw a video of an empty room
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
black friday has gone TOO far
Black Friday email I received from Quest Diagnostics, a medical provider that does blood testing, advertising lab tests at 25% off
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
who is even capable of typing in a prompt to chatGPT, reading the answer, and then sharing it in a conversation before the topic has moved on? people just want to go through gymnastics so they can do everything with AI
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I have a lot of dreams about arguing with transphobes, but last night I had a dream that this girl felt so guilty after being transphobic to me that she wired me ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
do we really have to keep talking about Elon? I literally came to this place to get away from him
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
captainmoding
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madeline @madelinecooks.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the first high school math teacher to do "Fullmetal Calculus" could change the world
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