Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Pros/cons of having the Monopoly Man as a business partner Pros: - seems to have access to a large amount of funds - dresses impeccably - business contacts include both a thimble and a dog Cons: - suspicious number of cards feature him looking worried with his empty pockets turned inside out 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Pain at the pump? They should’ve never put those electrodes on the handles. That was a bad idea 000
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every time I see a Google AI overview I read it in this voice 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Me, in my final moments on my death bed: My beautiful wife, please… come closer… do you… do you remember… when jeb bush… sold a guaca bowle on his website… for 75 dollars… 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Dudes no longer wear pinstripe suits while saying “ah cha cha cha” and snapping their fingers anymore 000
Reposted by Dylan FaganAric Buckholt @aricbuckholt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Shoutout to @dylanfagan.bsky.social for this gem - his new Werewolf AI company Lycanthropic with signature app Claws! Absolute gem!! 101
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Crest toothpastes ranked Crest toothpastes use order Crest toothpastes ending explained 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025What do these ratings mean. How do I get reviewed in roblox 010
Reposted by Dylan Faganheathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/07/2025nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander 6574872145
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I have been asked to stop placing ‘George Washington slept here’ plaques in front of this nation’s great Chuck E. Cheese locations 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Wasn’t paying attention to which jar I grabbed and just messed up my peanut butter and jelly so bad 120
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I think my sinus problems would go away if someone would hit me with a comically large cartoon mallet 020
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025It is really funny to name a basketball team ‘New York Pants’ 110
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Petition to rename the Atlanta Braves to “Blooper’s Boys” 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025If you eat certain hamburgers it is possible to have an in-n-out of body experience 030
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Drawing of a man feeling kinda vulnerable eating a large cookie in the Panera parking lot 030
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Today I was eating a large cookie in my car in the parking lot of a Panera and someone walking by pointed at me and yelled “you’re eating that cookie!” I don’t know how to feel about this 100
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Bully: give me your lunch money Me: do you take venmo 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025My gravestone will read I WISH I’D OPTED IN TO MORE WEBSITE COOKIES TO BETTER PERSONALIZE MY ADVERTISING EXPERIENCE 020
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The dog was on cozy levels that made it almost impossible to get up this morning 140
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025It seems like a missed opportunity that the word palindrome isn’t the same forwards and backwards 000
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025It’s 2008. You find an image of an upright cat jumping through the air. It says INVISIBLE BIKE at the bottom. You save it & laugh at it for weeks. It’s 2025. A man goes viral splashing Saratoga water on his face. The next day your grocery store moves the Saratoga to a front display. You are tired 020
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025If you live near an ikea I can’t stress how much calm a djungelskog can bring to your life 020
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025What if you were at spa getting a relaxing facial and all of the sudden the esthetician pulled away from your face and said “got your nose” 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Sometimes Apple will highlight a podcast I’ve had some very small hand in, and I’m always happy to see that. Today however is the first time in a while that they put one I actually did some real work on at the top of the page. I’m proud of everyone who worked hard on it 040
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Sleep debt is so lame. Oh, now there are consequences for staying up late watching videos of someone lovingly restoring little model cars? Get real 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Spotify just told me I like doof doof music. Nothing is real 120
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Is it true that people can do this?media.tenor.coma man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall .ALT: a man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall . 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Shout out to autocorrect for doing some real heavy lifting every time I type unforutanely. I mean unfrotunaetly. I MEAN unfortunately 120
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Last night while cooking I dropped my beloved left earbud into a saucepan of delicious soy glaze. It will be remembered fondly 110
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Do you eat your bagel as a sandwich or one half at a time? I feel like my mind sees two separate halves as more food 120
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Very sad that George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost, has passed. Few things had more impact on my sense of humor as a kid than that weird, wonderful show. I went back and watched one of my favorites where they recreated bits from previous episodes with local Atlanta area actors. It still holds upadultswim.comWatch Space Ghost Coast to Coast from Adult SwimWatch Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episodes and Clips for Free from Adult Swim. Check out free episodes, clips and videos of Space Ghost Coast to Coast on AdultSwim.com. 0157
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025At least the light sometimes hits in such a way that there are little rainbows in the house 030
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Starting to worry that I’ve heard every possible snare drum sound at this point in my life 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Few things look more content than a dog in the sun 090
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I bet the studio was absolutely wild on the day they recorded the Monster Mash. I bet the producer was losing his mind over how much it ruled 020
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025My wife asked me today the name of the sad man from the 90s that I like to listen to. That did not narrow it down 010
Reposted by Dylan FaganBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025my newspaper is about two things: free speech and only allowing certain opinions to be voiced 011413
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Second day of the year back on the bike, first day in shorts and short sleeves, just saw a smiling dad pushing his kid on a swing. Wishing you the best afternoon you can possibly have 010
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If 10 year old me asked current me what 2025 was like, I’d try to give him a fairly vague yet positive spin on as many small things as possible. If he pressed me for specifics, I’d probably break down and say an indecipherable but true string of words like “microsoft paint has an ai paywall now” 030
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I’ve heard that pets appreciate it when you take part in their interests, so I try to spend a couple of minutes every day staring out the window with the dog 050
Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025One of the sweetest things is when the dog is all cozy on the couch and gets up to come lay in her bed in the kitchen and watch me load the dishwasher 030