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Dylan Fagan

@dylanfagan.bsky.social
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Audio producer, sporadic musician and fan of strange mascots. Currently the only authorized place on the internet for photos of my dog dfagan.bandcamp.com (also on all the streaming services as D. Fagan)

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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pros/cons of having the Monopoly Man as a business partner Pros: - seems to have access to a large amount of funds - dresses impeccably - business contacts include both a thimble and a dog Cons: - suspicious number of cards feature him looking worried with his empty pockets turned inside out
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pain at the pump? They should’ve never put those electrodes on the handles. That was a bad idea
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time I see a Google AI overview I read it in this voice
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Me, in my final moments on my death bed: My beautiful wife, please… come closer… do you… do you remember… when jeb bush… sold a guaca bowle on his website… for 75 dollars…
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dudes no longer wear pinstripe suits while saying “ah cha cha cha” and snapping their fingers anymore
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Aric Buckholt @aricbuckholt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Shoutout to @dylanfagan.bsky.social for this gem - his new Werewolf AI company Lycanthropic with signature app Claws! Absolute gem!!
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Crest toothpastes ranked Crest toothpastes use order Crest toothpastes ending explained
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What do these ratings mean. How do I get reviewed in roblox
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 26/07/2025
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good timeJason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I have been asked to stop placing ‘George Washington slept here’ plaques in front of this nation’s great Chuck E. Cheese locations
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Wasn’t paying attention to which jar I grabbed and just messed up my peanut butter and jelly so bad
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I think my sinus problems would go away if someone would hit me with a comically large cartoon mallet
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It is really funny to name a basketball team ‘New York Pants’
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Petition to rename the Atlanta Braves to “Blooper’s Boys”
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you eat certain hamburgers it is possible to have an in-n-out of body experience
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Drawing of a man feeling kinda vulnerable eating a large cookie in the Panera parking lot
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Today I was eating a large cookie in my car in the parking lot of a Panera and someone walking by pointed at me and yelled “you’re eating that cookie!” I don’t know how to feel about this
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bully: give me your lunch money Me: do you take venmo
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My gravestone will read I WISH I’D OPTED IN TO MORE WEBSITE COOKIES TO BETTER PERSONALIZE MY ADVERTISING EXPERIENCE
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
☀️
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Production assistant
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The dog was on cozy levels that made it almost impossible to get up this morning
A dog snuggling up in bed
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It seems like a missed opportunity that the word palindrome isn’t the same forwards and backwards
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s 2008. You find an image of an upright cat jumping through the air. It says INVISIBLE BIKE at the bottom. You save it & laugh at it for weeks. It’s 2025. A man goes viral splashing Saratoga water on his face. The next day your grocery store moves the Saratoga to a front display. You are tired
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is where special effects peaked
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you live near an ikea I can’t stress how much calm a djungelskog can bring to your life
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
What if you were at spa getting a relaxing facial and all of the sudden the esthetician pulled away from your face and said “got your nose”
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Dog on carpet samples, c. 2025
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Sometimes Apple will highlight a podcast I’ve had some very small hand in, and I’m always happy to see that. Today however is the first time in a while that they put one I actually did some real work on at the top of the page. I’m proud of everyone who worked hard on it
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sleep debt is so lame. Oh, now there are consequences for staying up late watching videos of someone lovingly restoring little model cars? Get real
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Spotify just told me I like doof doof music. Nothing is real
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The dog was very relatable this morning
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sunshine dog time
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Is it true that people can do this?
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a man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall .
ALT: a man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall .
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Shout out to autocorrect for doing some real heavy lifting every time I type unforutanely. I mean unfrotunaetly. I MEAN unfortunately
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Last night while cooking I dropped my beloved left earbud into a saucepan of delicious soy glaze. It will be remembered fondly
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#nowplaying
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Do you eat your bagel as a sandwich or one half at a time? I feel like my mind sees two separate halves as more food
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Very sad that George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost, has passed. Few things had more impact on my sense of humor as a kid than that weird, wonderful show. I went back and watched one of my favorites where they recreated bits from previous episodes with local Atlanta area actors. It still holds up
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He does not deserve tariffs
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
At least the light sometimes hits in such a way that there are little rainbows in the house
A dog and a hand with rainbows
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Starting to worry that I’ve heard every possible snare drum sound at this point in my life
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Few things look more content than a dog in the sun
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I bet the studio was absolutely wild on the day they recorded the Monster Mash. I bet the producer was losing his mind over how much it ruled
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My wife asked me today the name of the sad man from the 90s that I like to listen to. That did not narrow it down
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
my newspaper is about two things: free speech and only allowing certain opinions to be voiced
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Second day of the year back on the bike, first day in shorts and short sleeves, just saw a smiling dad pushing his kid on a swing. Wishing you the best afternoon you can possibly have
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If 10 year old me asked current me what 2025 was like, I’d try to give him a fairly vague yet positive spin on as many small things as possible. If he pressed me for specifics, I’d probably break down and say an indecipherable but true string of words like “microsoft paint has an ai paywall now”
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’ve heard that pets appreciate it when you take part in their interests, so I try to spend a couple of minutes every day staring out the window with the dog
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Dylan Fagan @dylanfagan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One of the sweetest things is when the dog is all cozy on the couch and gets up to come lay in her bed in the kitchen and watch me load the dishwasher
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