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Dylan Brody

@dylanbrody.bsky.social
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Author | filmmaker | humorist | story-teller | comedian | druid | bard | martial arts master (4th dan Taekwondo 3rd dan Hapkido 1st dan Kigumdo -- a little bit of a half-dozen other styles) | poet podcast at dylanbrody.com/patreon

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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and if you've ever been stabbed in the cockpit, I think we all know how painful that can be.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, apparently America's great period was... [check notes] the Red Scare. Who woulda thunk?
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Unblock the Writing. Crack the log jam.
YouTube video by Active Voice Productions
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#culvercity! Come to a show! Also, Everyone else!
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Dylan Brody's Thinking Allowed | Fanatic Salon Theater
If you want to be assured of a seat, the best thing to do is to call The Fanatic Salon theater at (310) 622-2046 and leave a messge as to how many tickets you need…
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wanted: baby shoes. Well used.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Prediction: Before the end of October, the Incontinent Incompetent will notice in the teleprompter that "In Triumphal Arch--the word Triumphal-- it has Trump right in there! I don't think anyone ever noticed that before!" This musing will become a recurring theme for weeks.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I sort of want to get one of those ultra-modern haircuts that imply comfort with gender fluidity and recent brain surgery. Is there a name for that? Where it doesn't feel like cultural 'fade' appropriation but it includes the fuzzy velour of tactile intrigue.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a red flag.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want to point out that while the mainstream media insists on saying there is a 10% chance that AI could destroy life as we know it within ten years. The actual prediction made? End of the decade. That's very different. End of the decade. Four. Four years to make different choices.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The next time the Incontinent Incompetent talks over someone saying, "Excuse me. Excuse me." the response ought to be, "No. You are inexcusable."
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Christian Nationalists who would offhandedly dismiss human sacrifice as brutal primitivism refuse to recognize the genocide of the Original Peoples--the mass human sacrifice to their God that secured His blessings for centuries. Discuss.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pssst. ICE is the re-emergence of the original Slave Patrols, the 'organized militia' that justified the 2nd amendment. Poor people, armed and authorized by rich people to control and traffic black and brown people deemed inferior.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The US military proudly announces successful strikes against civilian oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. Government enforcers in masks form coordinated gangs ready to kill any who would object to their violent enforcement of unlawful executive orders. Awake to the barbarity.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight! 9:30. Lyric Hyperion. Who's comin'?
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the Republican Convention Thing, the Incompetent Incontinent seems to have gotten a bunch of new hair!
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's weird to feel I might be around to see how it all works out.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tonight and tomorrow! Who's comin? Lyric Hyperion two nights only! @bethlapides.bsky.social I'm comin' to yours in the same space in a couple of weeks. I love Wolf! (and you of course!)
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Corner of Starbucks at Christopher Street
Internationally acclaimed Dylan Brody reveals the underlying philosophy of the martial arts with a comic's wit and a master's insight.
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Scott is Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Los Angeles peoples, Dylan is very funny and tells a damn good story (many damn good stories over the years, actually). If you're near you should definitely consider going to see this show.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Come to this show!
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Corner of Starbucks at Christopher Street
Internationally acclaimed Dylan Brody reveals the underlying philosophy of the martial arts with a comic's wit and a master's insight.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey! Who's coming to the show Saturday Evening? I'll sign books and stuff after the show if you like!
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Dylan Brody's Thinking Allowed | Fanatic Salon Theater
If you want to be assured of a seat, the best thing to do is to call The Fanatic Salon theater at (310) 622-2046 and leave a messge as to how many tickets you need…
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello all you lovely new followers! Any of you in L.A.?
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Dylan Brody's Thinking Allowed | Fanatic Salon Theater
If you want to be assured of a seat, the best thing to do is to call The Fanatic Salon theater at (310) 622-2046 and leave a messge as to how many tickets you need…
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The hotel they put me up in does not have room service but it does have people who come around at night offering to sell you stuff.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After years of the lie that "The left wants men in women's sports," can we just start responding with, "The Right wants guns in schools." And when they object, point out that every time there's a school shooting they talk about arming teachers?
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#fanaticSalon Two more shows booked! Click for details and tix. Need to be comped? Let me know. There at the foreshortened performance? You're in for the next show free!
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Dylan Brody's Thinking Allowed | Fanatic Salon Theater
If you want to be assured of a seat, the best thing to do is to call The Fanatic Salon theater at (310) 622-2046 and leave a messge as to how many tickets you need…
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tomorrow! Wait. No. TODAY! This EVENING! You should come. I'm doing a ten minute story that is also a preview for next month's solo show at the Lyric Hyperion! Sept 8/9 Corner of Starbucks at Christopher Street.
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Tell It! True Stories and Personal Essays presents MIXTAPE 4
MIXTAPE 4 will be a non-themed Tell It! show featuring stories exploring a variety of topics.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When accused of sending unhealthy messages, corporate entertainment creators argue that what they do is just entertainment and influences nobody. When they wish to sell product placement they offer statistics to prove the opposite. Art. It's like product placement for human decency.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A plumber asked for six-hundred fifty dollars to replace an angle valve under my kitchen sink. I said, "Nah. I think it's a $250 dollar job. If you can't get it down to $300 I'll have to call someone tomorrow." He said, "I can do three. I have to go get a part." I feel like I should've gone lower.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wherein I write about the writing of a piece that just came out in Medium. If you want the weird 'come inside my mind' musings about the craft without actually having to put up with me on ZOOM, this is probably the place to go. I think I'm figuring out how to divvy up my content. Do as you will.
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Sometimes, When the Awen Flows Smoothely | Dylan Brody
I wrote a long piece -- journal work, really -- esoterica about druidism and my thoughts on how Language was among the first of the Magics.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey #pagan #writers! Some secrets MUST be kept.
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SPELLING LESSONS — Professional Writing as Pagan Practice
My parents named me after Dylan Thomas, a Welsh lyric poet. The lore of my birth contains the idea that my arrival just missed…
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Does anyone else keep a list of favorite sentences? This week I wrote: My mother loathed the nouveau riche and always imagined she might somehow become old money.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was Emperor Comidus the son of Tragidus and Tyme?
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every member of the White House-covering press should immediately stop traveling on the president's plane. He doesn't get to enjoy his little impromptu name-calling sessions any more. All media companies should cover (or pool up to cover) the costs of safer travel that values their lives.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
EXTENDED! Two more shows at Fanatic Salon Theater!
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gee. I wonder if it has a happy ending. You know, for the kids.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm in issue #2 of this burgeoning and wonderful literary magazine for the modern world! @sinequanon.bsky.social is this you?
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The Sine Qua Non
A Journal of Creative Writing /sinā ˌkwä ˈnōn/ noun: an essential condition; a thing that is absolutely necessary.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Twin Pines, Idaho
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On the Occasion of a(nother) Mass Shooting
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I dislike the current trend in news media to refer to the current administration as the 'admin.' It seems minimizing of an enormous danger coming from an organization abrogating its enormous responsibility. If anything it should be called, "The Trump Syndicate."
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rand Paul's quest for prosecution of a caring man who, under difficult circumstances, did his best to provide reasoned scientific information marks the public debut of the legislative dismantling of science. Another aspect of authoritarian rot has metastasized from the executive.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Come to this show!
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Did a little memory lane drive thru. This one popped up. Thank ya @dylanbrody.bsky.social I think it’s still pretty dang charming. As are you, my friend. youtu.be/IaZzIK0k2rI?...
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Episode 25 - Jokes
YouTube video by Active Voice Productions
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm 83% sure if McConnell were alive and aware he'd have expressed condolences for the death of his long-time colleague by now, wouldn't he?
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Come to this show!
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Astronomers discovered the dimmest planet ever observed. And even THAT planet could see the deranged moron continuing to present zero evidence that anyone had a significant influence on his 2020 performance failure other than the voters themselves.
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes! Gender affirming care promised for all who want it!
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anyone want to come but needing comps, let me know! I want you there!
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Dylan Brody @dylanbrody.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wait. Did Hegseth make a big announcement about providing gender affirming care for the military?
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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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