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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
look on the bright side, Padres fans...in 5 months we'll get to hear a bunch of canned quotes about this team's "unfinished business" (and then 7 months after that we'll be right back where we are now)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
on September 25th a friend and I were discussing the state of the playoff picture my exact quote was "if the Padres keep hitting and their bullpen (by far their biggest strength) doesn't falter they could go deep" I hate that it was so obvious this would happen
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least Morejon will be well rested for game 5
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't believe there are only 30 of these jobs and he got one of them
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ontological losers. indelibly written into their souls.
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another season of Manny Machado racking up empty stats while never actually accomplishing anything of significance
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this "holy Sheets" chant sounds like a funeral dirge
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reminding myself that I wasn't raised a Padres fan I chose this pain
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
started laughing out loud when they showed Morejon warming
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they should build a Padres team that aren't embarrassing losers
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy in front of you walks and you strike out without seeing a single pitch in the zone
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if they'd followed through with the plan to make him a starter he could've started the game and pitched all 9 innings!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
over/under 15 pitches for the Brewers to get the last 6 outs?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least Stammen got to hang out with his friends all year
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can we add a rule that each team can only have one of these guys at a time?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
care to clue me in? I don't know the story
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"ha ha, isn't that interesting! anyway...Mason Miller in the game to face the bottom of the order"
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey, we're winning in ABS challenges! that's something!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
technically you don't have to wait until the end of the game to fire Craig Stammen
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait, who is the bigot? France? Hays? clearly I'm unaware of something
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
smart of Pat Murphy to leave the lefty in so Stammen would have no choice but to let Austin Hays hit
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I called them and asked for some biberty and they said they don't sell that and tried to get me to buy insurance...total scam!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
called it btw
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
somehow all that "coaching like it's the playoffs" Stammen did down the stretch didn't prepare him for this moment
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
turns out using the same 3 relievers every day has consequences
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the deeper we got into the summer the more I wondered whether the 'pen would have anything left in the tank come October...feels like this was entirely predictable and avoidable
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bet he pronounces it like 2 names "Brad Glee"
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elvis, Beltre, Colby, MY...all dudes I wanted to have one at least Nadel got one, he deserved it more than anybody
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the way that era's core slowly fell apart was a real bummer
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm still mad he chose to retire as a Mariner
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tatis should do that more imo
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she's right! can't tell you how many times I've tried to carry a drink *and* a skull and inevitably dropped one
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was paying him a compliment! kind of!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me, watching Xander save the game/season
a 2-panel comic
in the first panel is a man who looks angry with his arms crossed
in the second panel the same man has thrown his hands up and is shouting "I GUESS"
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morejon looks like a kid who accidentally got left at the mall
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe he went to the hospital with Mason for moral support
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna frow up
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey, he did pretend to run for half a second
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I would feel really bad for him if after all this time he was the one who gave up a late lead to end the season
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
glad they put in Bowen so he could immediately get caught stealing and then not catch a fly ball
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
remember that guy who built custom body armor to survive being eaten by an anaconda and then after like 12 seconds he started yelling to pull him out?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fox News still exists and is now the moderate arm of the right-wing propaganda machine we saw what happened when they *briefly* dipped their toe into reality and admitted Biden won in 2020 (Trump attacked them and they lost viewers to OANN and Newsmax)
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Craig's gonna take a long, hard look at himself in the mirror and say "we've got to give Austin Hays more at-bats"
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can we also tie Machado to the stone?
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
he lost us a game when he was with the Giants and now he’s gonna lose us a game against the Giants
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the hell I can’t!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Santa Claus, IN
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tell him I said hi
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I still live in Texas, which is still part of the United States…you tell me how I’m doing, marty!
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hi, marty!
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