Reposted by Severed Edbryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 5hah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 7088923297
Reposted by Severed EdSevered Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14hNausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach... 011
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 8hThere are animals which develop from the mouth end and there are animals which develop from the bumhole end. You my friend, are one big long bumhole. youtube.com/shorts/MonsJ...youtube.comYOU are on team butthole #science #phylogeny #protostome #deuterostome #biology #sciencefactsYouTube video by Hydroxy moron 000
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 8hJust having a conversation with someone who didn't understand the difference between past and present tense. I was then ready to not having been alive previously. 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10hIt's been something intellectually stimulating to do while I've been too fatigued to do anything else. And the gamification works for me. What annoys me is having to translate the lessons from US English to UK English, cos at the level of language learning there is a significant difference. 110
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18hIs it swishy? I'm wearing my swishy trenchcoat and loving it. 110
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18hIf they could manage sudden death then we wouldn't be in this pickle 240
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 19hThat line break needs sorting out because I spent too long wondering whether "rear harvesting" was really an appropriate activity for children of that age. 000
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Beans on marmite toast is top tier. We tried Hershey's in the States. Neither I nor my wife emerita could even finish the bar. 050
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Milhouse: But My Mom Says I'm CoolALT: The Simpsons Milhouse: But My Mom Says I'm Cool 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Think of me when you watch Grease, a film which came out thirty years before you were born and in which I was older than you are now. That's grim but also genuinely really sad, like he still thinks of himself as the person he was when he did that one thing 50 years ago. Dude needs therapy. 0110
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Better not be while you're handcuffed to someone 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What, and I mean this with true sincerity, the fuck? 230
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have never in my life regretted an early night 030
Reposted by Severed EdElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 56119523545
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jimmy Somerville quit Bronski Beat because they weren't left wing enough for him. So he went and formed The Communards. Not *terribly* subtle... 0171
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you pick me up something for my knackered leg please? Ta 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026To be clear that's the tugboat PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW. The cargo ship PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW is currently docked in the Netherlands. 030
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hadn't realised that the B1 bomber ran on red diesel 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You'll sit there and drink it until it's finished. We're not made of teabags, you know. 130
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026OK so when I wrote this I wasn't expecting the Greens to sabotage themselves quite so spectacularly over the issue, but I'm sure everyone in Labour are being totally normal about it, right? 010
Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comArt Attack: Big Art Head SculptureALT: Art Attack: Big Art Head Sculpture 000