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Severed Ed

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I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum Biochemistry for entertainment purposes only

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 5h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 5h
My mum pronounces doughnut like tough nut.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14h
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 6h
I think I've hit the section for me
Make excuses
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 8h
There are animals which develop from the mouth end and there are animals which develop from the bumhole end. You my friend, are one big long bumhole. youtube.com/shorts/MonsJ...
youtube.com
YOU are on team butthole #science #phylogeny #protostome #deuterostome #biology #sciencefacts
YouTube video by Hydroxy moron
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 8h
I reckon you can get through that lot.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 8h
Just having a conversation with someone who didn't understand the difference between past and present tense. I was then ready to not having been alive previously.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10h
I mean... bsky.app/profile/dwig...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10h
It's been something intellectually stimulating to do while I've been too fatigued to do anything else. And the gamification works for me. What annoys me is having to translate the lessons from US English to UK English, cos at the level of language learning there is a significant difference.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14h
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14h
The rare triple point
Phase diagram showing triple point of water
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 16h
Tin roof etc etc
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 17h
Tell her it was me
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 17h
Still cool
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
Is it swishy? I'm wearing my swishy trenchcoat and loving it.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
On it. bsky.app/profile/dwig...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
If they could manage sudden death then we wouldn't be in this pickle
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
Trench coat expectation vs reality
Humphrey BogartInspector Clouseau
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
TYVM. Tis big swishy coat season.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
Autumn, then.
Bearded dickhead wearing various layers of autumnal cosy
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 18h
Twenty eight?
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 19h
That line break needs sorting out because I spent too long wondering whether "rear harvesting" was really an appropriate activity for children of that age.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beans on marmite toast is top tier. We tried Hershey's in the States. Neither I nor my wife emerita could even finish the bar.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Milhouse: But My Mom Says I'm Cool
ALT: The Simpsons Milhouse: But My Mom Says I'm Cool
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think of me when you watch Grease, a film which came out thirty years before you were born and in which I was older than you are now. That's grim but also genuinely really sad, like he still thinks of himself as the person he was when he did that one thing 50 years ago. Dude needs therapy.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gutted, honestly.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
La tâche d'insurance
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Better not be while you're handcuffed to someone
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't like it
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YES
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NO
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What, and I mean this with true sincerity, the fuck?
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have never in my life regretted an early night
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stick to what you know 🤷‍♂️
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh lordy. One for the @jaunty.art thread?
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jimmy Somerville quit Bronski Beat because they weren't left wing enough for him. So he went and formed The Communards. Not *terribly* subtle...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's more a cabinet than a committee...
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you pick me up something for my knackered leg please? Ta
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be clear that's the tugboat PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW. The cargo ship PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW is currently docked in the Netherlands.
Ship tracking app.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wea records
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hadn't realised that the B1 bomber ran on red diesel
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bless them
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'll sit there and drink it until it's finished. We're not made of teabags, you know.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK so when I wrote this I wasn't expecting the Greens to sabotage themselves quite so spectacularly over the issue, but I'm sure everyone in Labour are being totally normal about it, right?
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
Emily off Emily's Wonder Lab flicking the V
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Art Attack: Big Art Head Sculpture
ALT: Art Attack: Big Art Head Sculpture
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good job I've got the appropriate neckwear
Bearded dickhead wearing an Inter-City 125 tie
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Classic
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