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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 7h
CRIMES
Woman giving side-eye while committing crimes. From the painting described below.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 11h
The Seventy Three Seasons
Timeline of members of (Frankie Valli and) the Four Seasons from 1960 to present day, including touring musicians.

Wikipedia
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 21h
😬
Middle aged bearded dickhead wearing an Inter-City 125 tie
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Umberto Eco also had a vast library of unread books

It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones.

"There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion.

"If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the 'medicine closet' and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice!

"Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fun fact: Adele's a Londoner so this was actually the original edit of this song.
Adele Rolling In The Deep but it's Dripping In The Nip
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was 11 years old when the Sun published this
Trip to hell cartoon demonising acid house and ecstasy, published by a bunch of cunts.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cheese devil
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Explain these then
48 vegan ribbed & dotted condoms
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Ranger Ultra-Wide
Harrison Ford manspreading above a loch
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
Fermented mother liquor
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Columbo's got to have a few, surely? Although I think it was mainly upper class jackets and ties.
Susan Clarke as Beth Chadwick in Columbo episode "Lady in Waiting"

Pink sweater, hat and jacket, looking every bit like the year 1971
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Computers and Religion library shelf
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big knobs
F1 steering wheel with BIG KNOBS
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me right now trying to get inside the mind of a 1980s Japanese sound engineer:
Page from the legendarily complicated and unhelpful Roland D-110 user manual.

Honestly all the reviews I've read of this thing are like "yeah you just have to push the buttons until it makes a noise you like and then hope it remembers it"
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's Christmas sorted anyway
Kegging the Christmas homebrew
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feel like my synth is being a bit suggestive while my drum machine is somewhat judgmental
Roland D-110: Voxy Women
Roland R-8M: FATSO
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This reminds me, I have found what might the most desperate attempt at selling pop memorabilia I've ever seen
Ebay listing for "2U rack sleeve memorabilia previously Celebrity owned by Manchester band James". It's a scratty looking 2U rack sleeve with a sticker on the top with James written on it.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cremate a mate with the best friend burner
Oil burner thing spotted in the chazza and described as "best friend burner"
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been that sort of night
Duplicate totp posting
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The modern office
I just called to say I emailed you
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God knows what I was thinking
7" single
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After creating one of the greatest albums of all time, this is sort of the last time Belle & Sebastian were any good, isn't it? #totp
Got the CD
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rob Peter, toupee Paul
Some German footballer named Robert PeterPaul Daniels
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Phlebotomy department giving me an error message
You are ticket 404
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some quality strain relief on this power cable.
Someone's just tied a granny knot in it so it won't pull out the back of the unit.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I've hit the section for me
Make excuses
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The rare triple point
Phase diagram showing triple point of water
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trench coat expectation vs reality
Humphrey BogartInspector Clouseau
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Autumn, then.
Bearded dickhead wearing various layers of autumnal cosy
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be clear that's the tugboat PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW. The cargo ship PITIPIWPIW WIW WIW is currently docked in the Netherlands.
Ship tracking app.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wea records
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
Emily off Emily's Wonder Lab flicking the V
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good job I've got the appropriate neckwear
Bearded dickhead wearing an Inter-City 125 tie
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yesterday we had Swap Shop with Posh Paws, and now this. Have my childhood cuddly toys come together to form some kind of conspiracy?
Bearded dickhead with cuddly monkeyBearded dickhead with Posh Paws
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hi there
The kids have done my make up and accessories.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶Baby you can drive my car, covered in Lancaster poppy farts🎶
Just a regular sort of hatchback in a supermarket car park, with decals of Lancaster bombers spewing out poppies from their rear ends, for some reason.
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flag of Yorkshire
White rose on a blue background
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's trying to join in but his arms are too short to reach the keys #SwapShop
Posh Paws at the piano
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not me just hanging out with your boy Poshpaws #Swapshop
Purple dinosaur with bearded dickhead in the background
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean you would, wouldn't you?
Alexa Havers
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry guys, I couldn't make it to #totp last night but I made up for it with today's charity shop run.
The Art of Noise ft Tom Jones - Kiss
The Art of Noise ft Duane Eddy - Peter Gunn
OMD - Talking Loud and Clear
OMD - Never Turn Away
The Human League - Dare
Paul Young - No Parlez
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hear your boys are out on the town tonight
15 cheesy singles
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annoying that the image cut off the full majesty of the sketch so here it is
12 wired bird of paradise in sketch form. Crappy at first glance but that's literally what the bird looks like, number of wires notwithstanding
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You must have seen this one, right?
LukeZero @lukemckinney
Incredible scenes on Weibo, someone tweeted a bird expert "I saw this bird what'sit called?", people mocking the sketch until the expert replies "Oh yeah that's a Twelve-wired Bird of
Paradise, the sketch is great except you're missing five wires"
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a chord (A)
This is another (E)
This is a third (G)

NOW FORM A BAND
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the great pop portraits on the reverse.
Paul Hardcastle, legs akimbo, playing synths, surrounded by pink, framed by the light through a church window.

THE SYNTHS ARE PLUGGED INTO INVISIBLE LEVITATING SOCKETS
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I'm bringing to the job interview
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go on then, a more satisfying chazza purchase #totp
Don't leave me this way 12"
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put some respect on Under Me Sleng Teng #totp
Hiroko Okuda
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Severed Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they're reading and want to do swapsies. This one's right.
Jack Your Body
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