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Dwd Mallender

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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 11h
I’m confused here - surely in order to need a student loan you’ve already got a C and above at GCSE English or are £200 away from having one. Seems a mean and useless policy
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This photo was taken in Alaska just the two of them - any notion that he’s anything other than a Russian asset must now have entirely disappeared
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hopefully today’s diesel agreement finally puts the nail in the coffin of the ludicrous notion that Trump isn’t a Russian asset for any lingering doubters out there
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Missed this in the hurry of the week! I’m keeping it’s sunshine
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely this @trackotheday.bsky.social - what an antidote to the disgrace of the US administration rn
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Noted. Trying to raise capital at the moment and would v much like to have that option included! How did Rogue Trooper at BFI go btw?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Considering I already have the cards I may just do that!
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 09/10/2026
NEWS! Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution newsthump.com/2026/10/09/c...
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Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution
US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced the execution of a former US Army major by firing squad will be live-streamed, with Coldplay set to play the halftime show.
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
98.2% of Tories can eat a bag of genitals as far as I’m concerned but with the sound off, watching a row of middle aged white people applaud a black woman who’s their leader as she lays into Reform? Oddly satisfying 🤷‍♂️
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nearly spat the small sliver of Comte I was letting melt in my mouth after dental surgery all over my laptop when I heard this. Surely at the point when she first said out loud ‘Black players weren’t subject to racist bollocks in the 80s’ someone should have hit the ‘let me stop you there’ button?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s for the Telegraph crossword fanatics. She’s calling him a Bad Ranting Dope in anagramese…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Out of interest are you an ‘eggs count as dairy’ person?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inheritance Tax sums them up really. Inverse politics of grievance that’s only a thing as it’s polls well and hits the right wing ‘why should I??’ nerve satisfyingly head on for the Tory brain. This despite the fact over 95% of people don’t pay it. Karaseifu is my made up Japanese word to describe
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FIFTEEN?!?? Wow…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a complete winner of a tune - love it- Monday mornings need this vibe!!
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An interesting response to Burnham
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An interesting response to Burnham
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yum 🍳
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Iran has properly pulled their pants down here 😂 paid some native criminals and one agent to keep an eye them to go and steal a farmers diesel in the Cotswolds and phoned in a terror attack… Surely that’s what’s happened here? 🤷‍♂️
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone should just straight up start a centre right Party of Petty Grievances & Pet Peeves. They’d wipe the Tories and most of Reform off the map
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuuuuuck
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They can’t be real quotes
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well isn’t this amazing
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could live for quite a while and I’m not sure I’ll supercede ‘love in the spaces inbetween’ - it’s a funny old album this. Out of date Demi library- amazing bedroom but anachronistic promo? Who knows. Did this on my laptop about Caltech… RIP PG youtu.be/rXKoPTOAtP8?...
youtu.be
Wrong Time Right Place
YouTube video by Daniel Burrows - Topic
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@manmademoon.bsky.social @jomichell.bsky.social @joemuggs.bsky.social youtu.be/rXKoPTOAtP8?...
youtu.be
Wrong Time Right Place
YouTube video by Daniel Burrows - Topic
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know enough about internal Russian politics but is there no one that sees an opportunity to get rid of him?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember at my CLP one of the Momentum types nearly reduced the brilliant Miriam Mirwitch (who was there to talk about Young Labour of which she was the chair) by screaming at her (THE ONLY ANTISEMITISM IVE EVER SEEN IN THE LABOUR PARTY IS FROM THE BLOODY JEWS THEMSELVES!’ same c***s no doubt…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neoliberalism inevitably amplifies greed and greed inevitably breeds stupidity, the system has an inherent, violent, uncaring, ignorant self delusion and destruction built in. It must go and the billionaires must help through decommissioning the apparatus and philanthropy or be removed
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The runaway rent increases are much more of a problem than good private landlords and to be honest those that I know (clearly I’m in a bubble) would be ok with this policy, especially if it had a positive environmental and social impact.
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow - what a treat! I’m gonna head down 💯
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking through some old stuff and amazing to see the DofE had this Eurostile / Microgramma Kubrick type font in the 70s. Reminded me of @rianhughes.bsky.social XX - what a book btw. If it’s not optioned I want to take that mantle!! The letter was re the opening of the future spaghetti junction btw
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dispute Olivia Newton John hailing from Peterborough
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where’s the evidence?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can it do anything positive in mitigation?
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First Blade game had best music
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These midterms are going to pour petrol on something I think
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they can wait two weeks the grifting spotlight of idiocy will have swept elsewhere
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entire industry is a circular ponzi-esque scheme isn’t it? I’m sure the reason China are not letting everyone know they can make the same chips is to retain the power to collapse the house of cards whilst secretly developing an advantage
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait till you see what he does for Vlad!
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only reason I don’t want to see City get expelled from the league is out of solidarity with the fans
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Green Day’s American Idiot appears to be on BBC Radio 4
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really? I don’t have my glasses on lol but seems odd
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@petefrasermusic.bsky.social hi Pete - Dan here, just switching from the Track o the day account! Apologies lapsed into publisher speak - PD meaning public domain ie out of the range of copyright. Usually 70 years after the death of the last composer/ lyricist…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That second paragraph is just… I mean 🤷‍♂️
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blimey what a specimen
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Family Feud. Not sure the parents were French Majors…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I am forthwith going to steal that joke and claim the credit. Sorry not sorry.
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@manmademoon.bsky.social saw this on the wall at the Mutton Lane Inn in Cork, thought you’d appreciate…
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I also find the ‘we find immigration so threatening, bewildering and undemocratic we want to leave the country we live in’ logic a touch baffling
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Dwd Mallender @dwdmallender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s just been announced that Ed Sheeran’s Ableton Live / Moebius Loop Pedal Rig will only trigger one shot samples from now on in protest at his spineless crumbling to Epstein adjacent Billionaires & general genocide support via the medium of cowardice. Ipswich Town & all gingers may follow suit…
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