D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 1hRoger Stone worked on that Reagan campaign, as well as Trump's first two (2000, 2016). The dots ain't that hard to connect. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 2hTBS just aired a blatantly transphobic attack ad during the MLB Postseason. You're making it hard for me to like your product, Manfred. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We live in a world where conservative Christians hate the Pope but love this dingus. 001
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We're about two years away from a bunt single getting you a free massage at the strip mall on the edge of town. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah sure why not? We survived murder hornets; we can survive demon shrimp. I won’t start worrying until crypto bro centipedes. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Pope is a White Sox fan, and how this is so totally not at all related to a history of poor management, generational disappointment, inferiority complexes, criminal investigations, and organized crime. In this TED Talk I will 011
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: RBI is an outdated stat that isn't nearly as valuable a tool for interpreting a player's impact as it used to be. Also me: DJ Burly Biscuits has the most RBIs in baseball! Take that, haters! Woo! 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I defy you to watch this and tell me there's no crying in baseball. 001
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine if John Carpenter's The Thing would've been released today. Amidst ongoing genocide, the rise of fascism, and the systematic destruction of basic human rights, nothing would piss people off more than a bunch of dogs fake-dying. 100
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump walks down a normal flight of stairs like I walk on ice while juggling fetuses or whatever the GOP nightmare is. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's national Talk Like a Pirate Day, so here's my pirate impersonation: "......." [I died of scurvy.] 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I had bigger crowds for grad school story readings. And I guarantee not a single person showed up to my events because they were curious I might do something weird to a couch. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Eyes getting heavy / Face dropping, knees weak / Mom's spaghetti 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Also congratulations to Yankees fans for inevitably finding some way to complain about your team’s extended run of success. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is it too late to nominate Medium Build's "Cone Off" for Song of the Summer? I'm sorry, but him declaring "I'm free as a Costco sample, I'm unchained!" hits surprisingly hard in 2026. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yes, I know, a day after trying to buy votes, he just tells voters to vote illegally, haha oh god we're all gonna die, but also...he's channeling Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone, and it's the coolest thing he's done since dodging the draft. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Instead of criticizing Trump for speaking so long, we should applaud him for staying awake so long. 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Normally I don’t give a crap about football. But in this particular instance, go football! 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This map is weird with its state lines, but I think I narrowly fall into South Canada, and I ain't mad about that. Just don't make me accept Justin Bieber as my lord and savior or whatever dark magic y'all do up there. (I'm okay with Shania, though.) 001
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Paul Schrader joins Ridley Scott atop the list of "genius filmmakers who really need to just shut the fuck up already and maybe consider the virtues of retirement." If Schrader wrote Taxi Driver today, Travis Bickle would probably bone Jodie Foster's character, because Nabokov or something. 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Now they should do a breakdown of girlfriends he physically assaulted and children he endangered. 000
Reposted by D.W. Davisghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel 1053705426
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That chicken looks like someone got their Mogwai wet. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I tried Malört for the first time last summer. It’s second only to Vegemite as the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. And I don’t mean that as an insult. Mad respect for going all-in on the nastiness. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026[Harrison Ford voice] “Oil. Why does it always have to be oil?” 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Someone watched Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element and decided to make that their whole personality. 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026MapQuest v Google is not the Mortal Kombat level we need, but the one we deserve right now. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Y’all” is natural for me. I’m not gonna change my speech to satisfy anyone’s expectations. That’s a *very* slippery slope that can lead to racist or xenophobic critiques or expectations. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Like Michigan hasn’t had enough problems, now they gotta deal with this dongus. (That’s a penis joke. But also, so is this whole clip. Sue me.) 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh hell yes, we’ve got top secret cows.static.klipy.comFunny CowALT: Funny Cow 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That’ll show ‘em, Donald! Who’s a big tough boy? You are! Yes, you are! 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Megalodon is the Elvis of sharks: many people claim to have seen it in a Little Rock Dollar General in 1987. 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comGavin Meme: Disappointed ReactionALT: Gavin Meme: Disappointed Reaction 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyone else remember that very specific period in the 90s when pan flute music was all the rage? My parents owned several albums. Yes, plural. I still haven't fully recovered. 100
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026[Jerry Seinfeld voice]: "This isn't a good wheeee! This is a baaaaaaad wheeeee!" 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Part of why I don't want to be rich is because I'm afraid it will consume me. Most of why I don't want to be rich is because I know I never will be, so I choose to act like an angsty teenager about it. "That's okay, I didn't like you anyways, Jessica." Or, you know, whatever. 000
Reposted by D.W. DavisDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full. Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Marine biologist: the cup is not large enough to hold a shark. 1026930
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Joe Biden is currently doing a terrible job as POTUS. Honestly, he may as well not currently be POTUS, considering how bad we’re doing. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don't like playing the "if Obama said" game, but I really wish Obama had said he was friendly with Kim Jong Un. The Republican party would have exploded, he could have winked and nodded to the rest of us, and we'd be living in a utopia by now. Missed opportunity, IMO. 032
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I never wanted children until seeing this. Maybe it would fit my cat? 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026First day in the Bigs, and Cooperstown is calling. Mom got to watch it all. How cool. 000
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Joshua Baez hit three homers in his first three MLB appearances. He is the first player ever to do that. It's not every day you get to watch history. 030
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Red Dead Redemption II. Granted, it was my last grasp at being a gamer (I haven't played video games for years). But it couldn't rope me back in, after RDR literally changed my life. This may say more about me, but still. There was just too much to it. Like a restaurant menu that's too busy. 100
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The idea of requiring invites to social media platform irks me. I never had an account until they opened it up. Not all of us have a large enough social media presence to get invites. Stop gatekeeping shit. It's entitled and douchey. 010
D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Some thrift store finds on my birthday. This, apparently, is 40. Suck it, Paul Rudd. 000
