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The standard of rebellion has been set so low as to be all but meaningless. I suppose that’s intentional to some degree.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh hey Trump hates the Dodgers too. One of us! One of us!

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Roger Stone worked on that Reagan campaign, as well as Trump's first two (2000, 2016). The dots ain't that hard to connect.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

TBS just aired a blatantly transphobic attack ad during the MLB Postseason. You're making it hard for me to like your product, Manfred.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This adds a whole new level of discourse to the Rays/Brewers World Series hype, and I'm here for it.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We live in a world where conservative Christians hate the Pope but love this dingus.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We're about two years away from a bunt single getting you a free massage at the strip mall on the edge of town.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah sure why not? We survived murder hornets; we can survive demon shrimp. I won’t start worrying until crypto bro centipedes.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Pope is a White Sox fan, and how this is so totally not at all related to a history of poor management, generational disappointment, inferiority complexes, criminal investigations, and organized crime. In this TED Talk I will

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: RBI is an outdated stat that isn't nearly as valuable a tool for interpreting a player's impact as it used to be. Also me: DJ Burly Biscuits has the most RBIs in baseball! Take that, haters! Woo!

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Deleted scene from Cronenberg's The Dead Zone.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I defy you to watch this and tell me there's no crying in baseball.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On the flip side, if the dog in Dante's Peak can survive freaking LAVA, then any dog in any movie can survive. Old Yeller? Could've made it. Shoot the kid, not the dog.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine if John Carpenter's The Thing would've been released today. Amidst ongoing genocide, the rise of fascism, and the systematic destruction of basic human rights, nothing would piss people off more than a bunch of dogs fake-dying.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the most bittersweet time of the year for me. October baseball is fun, but there are days when there aren't any games. It's not the same.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trump walks down a normal flight of stairs like I walk on ice while juggling fetuses or whatever the GOP nightmare is.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I watched Willson Contreras take a full JD Martinez downswing to the forearm. I thought his career was over. He was catching a couple months later. I will never disagree with that man to his face.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's national Talk Like a Pirate Day, so here's my pirate impersonation: "......." [I died of scurvy.]

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had bigger crowds for grad school story readings. And I guarantee not a single person showed up to my events because they were curious I might do something weird to a couch.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Eyes getting heavy / Face dropping, knees weak / Mom's spaghetti

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Also congratulations to Yankees fans for inevitably finding some way to complain about your team’s extended run of success.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is it too late to nominate Medium Build's "Cone Off" for Song of the Summer? I'm sorry, but him declaring "I'm free as a Costco sample, I'm unchained!" hits surprisingly hard in 2026.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes, I know, a day after trying to buy votes, he just tells voters to vote illegally, haha oh god we're all gonna die, but also...he's channeling Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone, and it's the coolest thing he's done since dodging the draft.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Instead of criticizing Trump for speaking so long, we should applaud him for staying awake so long.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Normally I don’t give a crap about football. But in this particular instance, go football!

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I see the GOP is firmly on Cruz control.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This map is weird with its state lines, but I think I narrowly fall into South Canada, and I ain't mad about that. Just don't make me accept Justin Bieber as my lord and savior or whatever dark magic y'all do up there. (I'm okay with Shania, though.)

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Grossly underrated. I dunno why this movie doesn't get talked about more as a cult classic. A Jewish man and his Black friends beat the crap out of Andy Dick. What's not to love?

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Paul Schrader joins Ridley Scott atop the list of "genius filmmakers who really need to just shut the fuck up already and maybe consider the virtues of retirement." If Schrader wrote Taxi Driver today, Travis Bickle would probably bone Jodie Foster's character, because Nabokov or something.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Now they should do a breakdown of girlfriends he physically assaulted and children he endangered.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Chip Caray deserves an Emmy for his call: "They were DOUG a hole, but it's a happy EDDINGS in Colorado!"

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That chicken looks like someone got their Mogwai wet.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I tried Malört for the first time last summer. It’s second only to Vegemite as the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. And I don’t mean that as an insult. Mad respect for going all-in on the nastiness.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

[Harrison Ford voice] “Oil. Why does it always have to be oil?”

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Someone watched Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element and decided to make that their whole personality.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Keep your seasons out of my politics! Also, the best season is summer when it's pretending to be spring but can't fully be spring because it's actually summer. Bless the Midwest.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

MapQuest v Google is not the Mortal Kombat level we need, but the one we deserve right now.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Y’all” is natural for me. I’m not gonna change my speech to satisfy anyone’s expectations. That’s a *very* slippery slope that can lead to racist or xenophobic critiques or expectations.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Illegal Alien Lifestyle (I.A.L.) would be a great band name.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

As long as you watch Frank Darabont's The Mist in black and white to make up for it.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Like Michigan hasn’t had enough problems, now they gotta deal with this dongus. (That’s a penis joke. But also, so is this whole clip. Sue me.)

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Farewell, Dolly. We’ll always love you.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That’ll show ‘em, Donald! Who’s a big tough boy? You are! Yes, you are!

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Megalodon is the Elvis of sharks: many people claim to have seen it in a Little Rock Dollar General in 1987.

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I remember seeing this cassette tape at Walmart and being like, Really? We’re doing this? Okay, Garth. (This also led to a great Family Guy bit, so I’m grateful it exists.)

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D.W. Davis @dwdavis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

House on Haunted Hill (1959). The Burrowers. YellowBrickRoad. The Mist (B&W version). Pontypool. The original Godzilla. When Evil Lurks. Kwaidan. Absentia (2011).

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