Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 15hDecent version of…um…what’s the romantic comedy starring Gollum/Smeagol? 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 15h50’s?! Hell, I just turned 50 last month and I feel like I’ve been doing most of this stuff long enough to feel like an expert by the time I turned 50! 🤪 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 15hYou know every damn one of these fools that are excited for this public execution would 100% also watch a lynching: 100 years or, next week, doesn’t matter - they’d be there 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you understand Kevin Feige, marvel Studios head, doesn’t control Marvel Comics salaries? 100
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It would be wildly entertaining living in this lump of snit’s brain and thoughts for 24 hours: these delusions are sure something 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Margo Robbie, hell even Lady Gaga, we’re MUCH better Harley Quinns 040
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah what I’m hearing from them generally is “we’re easily manipulated and not trustworthy news sources” which is why I don’t bother with any mainstream news consumption anymore 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah he’s the type of politician that makes me loathe the general electorate that put this asshole in office: the fact they buy into his bullshit makes me livid for society, conservatives especially, OH conservatives explicitly 🤬 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026After being married for 26 years my wedding ring became too small for my finger (fingers get fatter apparently). I waited until my finger was bluish green and had to get it cut off at the ER…on our anniversary week 😬 110
Reposted by DougAFT Washington @aftwa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This problem is endemic to the caring professions, where we should want the most dedicated and best qualified professionals. Instead, our education workers make sacrifices no other profession asks them to in order to teach our students. 085
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Exciting moment!static.klipy.comLittle Girl's Hilarious Cotton Candy ReactionALT: Little Girl's Hilarious Cotton Candy Reaction 010
Reposted by DougScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026JD Vance is out there on the campaign stump for Paxton, telling Springfield, OH level ("they're eating cats, they're eating dogs") lies about his political targets. This is a man of remarkably low moral character. 3341725491
Reposted by DougAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 900256116067
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Seriously; I can’t fathom any serious, legit pro journalist sitting in this interview not knowing how dangerously mentally incapable this POTUS is - why do they just not come out and say so (besides big corporations and fears of lawsuits I guess 🤬) 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026May that sleazy degenerate who had handed our country to authoritarianism never have peacestatic.klipy.comPalpatine Says GoodALT: Palpatine Says Good 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Almost double NFL playoff teams 🙄static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants GayALT: Spongebob Squarepants Gay 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s wild in all the glorious ways you want it to be. I’ve been a huge fan since seeing this in HBO in the 80’s, and if I haven’t watched the film in awhile I too fear “maybe it’s not that fun really” and I’m reminded of all the nutty ways this movie is perfect 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve always loved that; there’s an off-screen nutty story as well as an in-universe nutty story about the watermelon 😆 130
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The real question is how was the fruit edible if it had a strong enough shell to survive tens of thousands of feet drop; like, do starving kids in Ethiopia happen to have tools to cut off the protective hard skin if the 🍉 ?! 110
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Deep breath…. Buckaroo and the gang were working on making fruit impervious to drops; so governments could drop fruit into impoverished countries/areas and the fruit would be damaged (I don’t remember how one eats fruit that can withstand dropping tens of thousands of feet e/out breaking 🤷🏻♂️) 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There was a commentary track on the DVD, maybe just text, from one of the Hong Kong Cavaliers that gave a TON of background details (like the explanation of what was going on with the watermelon in the lab) 020
Reposted by DougLaura Haynes👩🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saw this on IG this morning & had to share….things are truly fucked up in America right now 28642
Reposted by DougSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The postseason will be wonderful!! But before we get to it, SAVOR today — the final day with more than four MLB games this year!! No matter what’s in store for your team next, this is one to enjoy. And for fans of teams with something on the line, good luck! Baseball is the best 1328328
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think making almost $100m adding just a few extra minutes of tacked-on scenes, with plenty of fans posting online it was fun to see the movie (that’s been on Disney+ for 5+ years w/out superfluous additional scenes) again, is a win. I doubt they spend a ton on marketing so it’s almost pure profit 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remember ‘new music Tuesdays’ and now it’s ‘new music Fridays’ which kind of bums me out slightly for reasons I can’t explain 120
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As if this dip shit’s personal musical tastes are clearly at least pertinent enough for EVERYONE to have heard of their popular artists 110
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah I don’t listen to music radio or stream playlists that would have a country song on it (I presumed it was country but googled to confirm). I don’t think I watch or listen to any news that would cover country music artists, and I’m not friends with those who talk about country music unprovoked 020
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t fathom any situation why me, a Southern Californian resident since 1999/former Central OH resident, would _ever_ care to turn on or listen to a song with that title. I’ve never chosen TX for anything pleasant in my life & while I have friends who live there I’m not a fan of the state at all 020
Reposted by DougSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New GOP talking point: "Fire Extinguishers are yet another unfunded government mandate that sit unused over 99% of the time. Vote for us to end this fraud." 08228
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 26/09/202650 year old w/50+ year old wife here: we hate this crap (same with out parents) 1250
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Or, hear me out, DON’T RECORD _ANYONE_ WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!!!! Glasses, necklaces, phones, cameras, it doesn’t matter: ask first and respect the answer 1321
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t believe it was a felony prior to this new law, oddly 000
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah ICE brown shirts in the strawberry fields at dawn every day picking fruit all day on a prisoner’s work wage, the returning back to prison housing sounds like a not bad thing to me 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whenever I leave and have to out the puppies in their large one, I’m always explicit in all the details of my trip away, including when I’ll be back or when someone else will beat me home. I keep our dogs well informed 010
Reposted by DougDan Benbow @danbenbow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Time to take out the trash. Remove #TrumpsCorruptCongress. Vote Blue. 15529
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I was in college a journalism professor/campus newspaper advisor once said “Best Of lists are good for only two things: selling copy, and pissing people off” 031
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Based on last POTUS election & current midterms, that’s pretty much the only part of the GOP platform 010
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah I’d interpret that as a hostile environment that doesn’t care about qualifications and skill sets and only cates about subjugation: in a workplace with a super asshole boss I’d never want to work for anyway 1531
Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does…does your cake head taste yummy? 😬 (What an odd sentence to type out) 020
