dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026yes please save it to c:/users/admin i love taking a 25 click roadtrip through file explorer 114710 147
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026*explaining the backrooms to my grandparents* see how your hallway looks like my childhood? that's called liminal. you are what's known as an "entity" 014022 140
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i remember calling gamestop about my pre-order of twilight princess and they were like sorry buddy we're sold out first come first serve. what is pre-ordering if not first come. i pre-came 1662 66
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026whenever nintendo announces a release window for zelda they're just messing around. that render of link was made during the direct 2510 51
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i can't believe the Ocarina Of Time remake has only 3-4 more delays left i'm so excited 2744 74
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha 0605145 605
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Also it was hard getting those romantic couple pictures for the video because it was difficult to explain to my offline friends why I needed 100 pictures of them with their partners and that I was going to make one of them say "ladies hit me up" across several social media sites 2714 71
Reposted by dustin CouchBouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 17/04/2026In the presence of greatness (MS Paint Sonic) I narrate videos within videos now. Happy to do videos within videos within videos, hmu! 1717 71
Reposted by dustin CouchCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out! 1697 69
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Thanks to @skullmandible.bsky.social for narrating the video and to @bouphe.bsky.social for narrating the video in the video 0230 23
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Watch my video it takes place on the internet youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vcyoutu.beA Strange Night On RedditYouTube video by Dustin Couch 714241 142
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i'm posting a video tomorrow morning that takes place in the same fictional subreddit from my last video so if you want to watch my new video and you haven't seen my last video then that's fine. it's fine. 5704 70
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026When a book is describing the scenery and has more than 4 geographical features in a sentence, I'm no longer picturing anything and just taking their word for it 0948 94
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026filmmaker amas are always like Q: Why are you adapting Yoshi's Island into a horror movie? When Travis came to me with the script for YOSHI'S DEAD ISLAND I knew we had something special - we're both huge fans of MARIO and SAW (YES, even the SEQUELS Hahaha) so the idea of A MASHUP was a NO BRAINER 114113 141
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 29/01/2026sometimes i'll spend months hunting down an old movie or flash game that i could barely remember pieces of but when i finally find it i'm always like whoops i wasn't looking for "Beastmaster 2" I was looking for "the way i felt before it all started going by so fast" 118324 183
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026AI: Totally! It's like they checked out the right book, but they're at the wrong library. Redditor: I disagree. They're not even reading the book. 0680 68
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026AI commenters on reddit freak me out but what sucks more is when people respond to them like they're a guy 1963 96
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I don't think I've ever scrolled through a single For You page on any website without having my week ruined 0250 25
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots 6965126 965
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If I were going to be in a live boxing match, I would first text someone "might let the other guy win tonight. he needs this more than I do" and then post the screenshot of that message if I lost 113513 135
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025just had the thought "if i were you i would go ahead and eat lunch" what do you mean IF you were me. who are you if not me 313512 135
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol. 121151 211
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025i don't care about your little inside jokes. shut the fuck up and talk about ExpressVPN 01023 102
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read 11268 126
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025i listen to stuff that faintly plays through a DCOM character's headphones when their mom is yelling at them 0563 56
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap" 1984 98
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 29/09/2025welcome to spooky things from the internet - this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress - this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them - here's a video of a guy dying in a fire 1139884 398
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this? 24879161 879
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers 316339 163
Reposted by dustin CouchCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules 06213 62
Reposted by dustin CouchRobert Hutchinson @ertchin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch. (there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to) 0265 26
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025thanks to @skullmandible.bsky.social for narrating 0220 22
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute the other minutes are on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT... 1013347 133
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025look what you did. i tapped the sign as hard as i could. like from the simpsons. but you didn't listen 111712 117
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 16/08/2025remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date 6698186 698
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 16/08/2025fruit loops might as well all be the same color they dont even fucking try 21366 136
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025wait if a p flipped upside down that would get it further away from a 9. i fucked up so bad here 120 2
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025the fourth p slowly flips upside down and rotates until it forms a 9 120 2
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 08/08/2025the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie 245772 457
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like Episode IV A New Hope There is a man behind you 1039883 398
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025thank you. you didn't specify which fluid so i'm going to make a cocktail of every fluid i can find 130 3
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025this is comforting to read i hope i have the same luck! sorry about the mononucleosis, which i had to google to learn that's the long word for mono. which makes sense. i should have guessed that 040 4
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I really like Dimension 20 Rude Tales and Skulltenders if i'm ever feeling up for it i'll DM you no pun intended 210 2
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025this was comforting to read, thanks! sorry you had it twice but i'm thankful for the data point 110 1
