duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 25/06/2024yep, it caught my eye what can i say 010
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 25/06/2024the last time i said this i almost got chased off the bird site 120
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 04/05/2023“boo your public officials, folks” — a real thing i said in a meeting 171
Reposted by duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpaPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 04/05/2023one of the appeals of bluesky is simply that it is ridiculous and unserious in precisely the way that musk doesn’t get. he thinks he’s funny but isn’t and has turned twitter into a reflection of that. 1021522
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 04/05/2023all praise and glory to @ericajoy.astrel.la ✨ li’l about me: 👩🏽💻 software engineering manager 🍩 snack connoisseur 🧖🏽♀️ skincare addict ♥️ tender hearted soft baby 🤣 hilarious woman (hard to admit with out sounding like a megolomaniac, but i am in fact a riot) 250
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 03/05/2023i’m sure people have already talked about this, but it’s nice being on a part of the internet where i’m not being marketed to, and instead i get to read the unhinged scribblings of the extremely online. i love it, and will try to enjoy this part for as long as it lasts 050
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 01/05/2023other than scouring the internet there is no update!! a lesson i never learn lol 010
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 01/05/2023facts! i was filled with equal parts confusion and jealousy 000
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 30/04/2023someone cut off the taxi i was in yesterday, so from the backseat I just gave a thumbs down and a frown, definitely way more effective than a middle finger that’s for sure 🤣 040
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 30/04/2023i have been alerted to an instagram account that does missed connections so watch this space 120
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023just remembered i saw a man smoking a stogie at 7:15 this morning 140
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023we will both do more!! i believe in us 010
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023listen, taking it as a win that I was cute and charming around a hot stranger but yes, ETERNAL SHAME 110
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023not me talking to a stone cold cutie on the train in new york only to find out he lives in sf and then I didn’t get his name!!!!!!!!!! 330
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023if it was fun it would be at least worth the trade! bodies are a nightmare man 000
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023dang!! hard to stretch out ??? how does one even pull that muscle ??? (don’t answer lmao) maybe you can sit on one of those beastie balls to stretch it out 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023skyline is a good name for it, haven’t heard that yet what muscles hurt? 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023i am trying to benjamin button over here!! looking for literal spit takes when i reveal my true age 000
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023it’s a laser resurfacing thing, and it helps with wrinkles, dark circles and under eye bags - it ablates the top layer of skin 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023safe co2/fraxel for melaninated skin WHEN 120
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023lmaooo honestly this would be the start of my villain arc 010
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023yes but what if you’re an adorable husky and the eyebrow makeup does not come off 110
Reposted by duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpajeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/04/2023very funny how this is exactly the same thing as mastodon but people are willing to use it because you don't have to read from the book of the dead to make an account 919841
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023here is the other one I have of her lol 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023here are some recently saved memes and by looking at it, it’s also unhinged city over here too 110
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023someone pls explain why eating when you’re hungry goes so hard?? like… top 10 experience every time, and if you disagree w me, just know you’re wrong 020
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023absolutely demented and i refuse to internalize it 000
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023i do not see it futurism.com/neoscope/fried-potatoe…futurism.comGame Over, Frycels! Delicious Snack Linked to Depression and AnxietyBad news for people who love fried food: French fries are, apparently, not only bad for your body, but bad for your mental health, too. 110
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023listen!!! so jealous of people with time and attention span 020
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023HI DANIELLE!! i am happy to be here and away from Thee Cesspit 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023not using your turn signal!!! why!!! 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023also very true on you being a dessert person! you’re also instantly memorable, people always remember meeting you! 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023my boss said i did a really good job planning this offsite !!! let’s go job security 100
duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023first things first i’ll eat your brains 000
