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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa

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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
“boo your public officials, folks” — a real thing i said in a meeting
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/05/2023
one of the appeals of bluesky is simply that it is ridiculous and unserious in precisely the way that musk doesn’t get. he thinks he’s funny but isn’t and has turned twitter into a reflection of that.
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
all praise and glory to @ericajoy.astrel.la ✨ li’l about me: 👩🏽‍💻 software engineering manager 🍩 snack connoisseur 🧖🏽‍♀️ skincare addict ♥️ tender hearted soft baby 🤣 hilarious woman (hard to admit with out sounding like a megolomaniac, but i am in fact a riot)
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
i’m sure people have already talked about this, but it’s nice being on a part of the internet where i’m not being marketed to, and instead i get to read the unhinged scribblings of the extremely online. i love it, and will try to enjoy this part for as long as it lasts
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
someone cut off the taxi i was in yesterday, so from the backseat I just gave a thumbs down and a frown, definitely way more effective than a middle finger that’s for sure 🤣
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
just remembered i saw a man smoking a stogie at 7:15 this morning
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
not me talking to a stone cold cutie on the train in new york only to find out he lives in sf and then I didn’t get his name!!!!!!!!!!
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
coffee is hilarious
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
safe co2/fraxel for melaninated skin WHEN
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/04/2023
very funny how this is exactly the same thing as mastodon but people are willing to use it because you don't have to read from the book of the dead to make an account
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
someone pls explain why eating when you’re hungry goes so hard?? like… top 10 experience every time, and if you disagree w me, just know you’re wrong
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
i do not see it futurism.com/neoscope/fried-potatoe…
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Game Over, Frycels! Delicious Snack Linked to Depression and Anxiety
Bad news for people who love fried food: French fries are, apparently, not only bad for your body, but bad for your mental health, too.
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
big duretti energy
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duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa @duretti.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
first!
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