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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 8m

The MOSSBY performs an attack! You are poisoned!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 12h

You swing at the HEMMA with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 9 paper damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

CHARACTER SHEET Class: Staff Level: 1 HP: 19 Inventory: small bag of wooden dowels spanner (cursed)

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

In the Self-Serve Furniture Area, you discover an enchanted salmon fillet (+6AC vs veneer damage).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

In the Office department, you identify an enchanted hammer (+3 vs LAIVA).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There is a KALLNAT here. >EXAMINE KALLNAT It is made of pine. It is feeding on a kids breakfast. It has 25 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

In a poorly-lit sub-basement, a trader offers you an enchanted pine breastplate (+5 vs AINA).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You swing at the LOCKIG with your flathead screwdriver. It takes 9 pine damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You are in the Bathroom department. You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 GÄLL (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At the Returns & Exchanges counter, you identify a cursed hex wrench (allows you to cast Transmute Hex Wrench to Shrimp Sandwich once/encounter).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In the Bedroom department, a trader offers you an enchanted Posidriv screwdriver (allows you to cast Disassemble INGMARIE once/shopping trip).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There is a FYLLIG here. >EXAMINE FYLLIG It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 66 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You swing at the IRJA with your measuring tape. The IRJA takes 6 damage and is poisoned!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

CHARACTER SHEET Class: CEO Level: 6 HP: 25 Special Ability: Immune to Impulse Purchases

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the Restaurant, you discover an enchanted unassembled KRUSNING (+6 to Interior Design skill).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

>NEW GAME Restaurant of the Garden Furnitures You are a level 1 Millennial. You have 4HP. You are in the car park.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You swing at the ALSLEV with your hammer. It takes 4 MDF damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

>INVENTORY You are carrying: measuring tape a cinnamon bun (3)

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You are at the check-outs. You eat a kids breakfast - it was off! Lose 1 HP! You feel nauseated.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The DOMSJÖ attacks! You take 8 pine damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is a 4x4 EXPEDIT here. >EXAMINE 4x4 EXPEDIT It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is a KLIMPEN here. >EXAMINE KLIMPEN It is made of beech. It looks angry. It has 79 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

>Cast Disassemble FÖRVÄNTAD. Your spell fails! You don't have a flathead screwdriver!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You are in the Bathroom department. You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You are in the Restaurant. You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You are in the Food Market. You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You swing at the BYGEL with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 2 hex damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

>NEW GAME Curse of the Mattress Overlord You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The KUNSKAP attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You are in the Bathroom department. Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

>Cast Disassemble KVOT. Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you a magical Daim bar (+5 to Disassembly skill).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You are in the Bedroom department. There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The BAKELSE performs an attack! You are immobilised!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is a GUNSTIG here. >EXAMINE GUNSTIG It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You are in a moss-covered sub-basement. >LOOK You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

>Cast Transmute Small Pencil to Shrimp Sandwich. A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The LEKANDE performs an attack! You are peppered with splinters and take 7 damage.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

>Cast Bjorn's Phantom Packet Of Gravy. A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Outside Småland, you discover an enchanted oak gauntlet (immune to MDF damage).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In a dim sub-basement, you find an ensorcelled Posidriv screwdriver (+2 veneer damage).

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You are in the Bathroom department. You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You swing at the FLYGNING with your small pencil. You score a critical hit and the FLYGNING is partially disassembled!

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You are in the Bedroom department. You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is a LIVISTONA here. >EXAMINE LIVISTONA It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is a DUKTIG here. >EXAMINE DUKTIG It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining.

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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The NATURKÄR attacks! You take 1 beech-effect damage.

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