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@dunks00.bsky.social
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Confused bystander. Generally numb but always polite and cheerful. 🙄 I teach people on pooters. I particularly like hard core dub reggae. Old skool. But then, I'm old.

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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 8h
I found you and your writing through MySadCat. I was in love with The Bear. His winsome face & his pacifist demeanour. You wrote that the only thing he had killed was a moth he accidentally sat on. He was distraught for a week. I was so moved. RIP The Bear, you kindly, wonderful philosopher cat xxx
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was a cat taught me this, certainly... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDA...
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Mack The Knife
YouTube video by Frank Sinatra - Topic
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a very European approach to a Japanese concept. Very well done. I like this a lot!! 🙂
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show them who's Boss, Loki. You know they need to learn. BTW Misti approves. He says "Well Done!"
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're very like British Foxes. So similar, yet *very* different. Evolution in different places results in similar creatures. I like Coyotes I think they're cool. I like foxes too. Except when they dig up my garden! 😒 Someone wise once said: a fox is dog hardware running on cat software...
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was afraid of dentists to start with but this cemented it in my young mind. Utterly terrifying. Then it was pushed further by Steve Martin in ‘Little shop of Horrors’. Probably the other great Dentist in film? But at least you laughed.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fixed it.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kimchi is obviously also a wise judge of character. Dump the annoying housemates. Move on together.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wyngarde is always fabulous, Darling!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White Beans!!! *swoons*
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby Dick is an amazing book & should be recommended to all teens. It's both life affirming and life changing.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I yearn for a ginger cat. Never had one. I’ve been a Black Cat man for 30 years now. Lots of Black Cats! The only other varieties I’ve had were a B&W (Dizzy), Mitz (Maine Coon Grey Tabby) and Poppy (tortie-tabby, Essex Girl). All the rest have been black. Including our current dear tripod Misti.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You need room to set up that kind of kit. Definitely a niche sale for the *knowing*...
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the most literal interpretation of Dorothy Parker's famous quote I've ever seen. And it's spot on. I think Dottie would have approved 🙂
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I'm just a poor boy from a poor family" "HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM HIS PORK SAUSAGES!" There, just ruined it for you. Forever. You're welcome.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I adore Fred, may he RIP but he’s controversial. An undoubted wife-beater when he was pissed or just pissed-off, apparently with good evidence. So do you separate the artist from the man? Take care Tom, the trolls will be after you!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whoa! A whole new fanbase! Now what can we do? No 1: Set up a fund defending Ed Sheeran & the decision of his management. No 2: Prioritise funds for the Columbian Foundation. No 3: er..think about it for a bit. No 4: Slag off CAAAAANTS!!!! *Guys, you're not bringing in the fans...*
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In his later years, when Jonathan Ross asked: "Did you kiss Lana Turner?" He replied, "Darling, I kissed Everyone!"
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Better not look down, if you want to keep on flying Put the hammer down, keep it full speed ahead" RIP Great Man ❤️
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So much to unpack here but the headlines are: 1. You *want* to hire zoophiliacs? 2. PETA called *YOU* 'unacceptable'?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My cats: Don’t be lookin’ at me with that white bread fucked up yoga shit. I ain’t stretchin fo you. I can do that shit lyin on the couch muthafucker. Why do I need you to stretch me? That’s some fucked up shit, man. And where’s my Dreamies? I need my Dreamies! Do I have to do everything myself?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looking at that. Then looking at mine. No, it really wouldn't work out.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Buddhists say: There is no relief without sausages. Don't they?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For aught that ever I could read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth: But, either it was different in blood, Or else misgraffe`d in respect of years, Or else it stood upon the choice of friends; .
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It also, coincidentally, happens to be quite comfy.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Donald, you're a mess. A feckless, impulsive idiot who has your nation as well as yourself in disgrace. You need to sharpen up Donald, you little twat!" "Yeah, but, but, but..." "Don't But me you little arsehole, man up and do your fecking job, why don't you?"
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eht...
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Robert Johnson-They're Red Hot
YouTube video by Traveler Into The Blue
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They seed themselves everywhere. Then next year they surprise you by popping up unexpectedly but exactly where you need them!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It can't be comfortable going around with that on yer 'ead, can it?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would. What?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heh! Heh! 😸
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That film is the top of my Weepie Chart and has been for over 40 years. I bawl every time I watch this. I think this is David Lynch's finest hour.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh! Poor Gregory! What a horrid bee!
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷
Cats mark you. 🥰
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That puts a whole new spin on the pub name, doesn't it?
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dance! Dance! My Pretties! 😈
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A short story about decisions.
Snow outside the open back door. A single cat paw print is in the snow.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This made me laugh out loud. You really would, wouldn't you? Become a total pain-in-the-arse. Even the teachers would be taking the piss! LOL! 😂
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, I’m sure that’s reassuring for all the Reform doners who paid Ca$h Money to spend time with him, drinking, dining, talking. How splendid. He wasn’t even listening! “Nigel Farage has said he "frankly wasn't listening".... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' in foreign donor talks
The Reform leader also told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that his family are "begging" him to leave his job.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have you never seen the film 'Chocolate'? (Juliette Binoche, Johnny Depp)
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't fuck with the crows. Don't ever.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well done. You've refined it, I just usually put in a couple of Tbs of cocoa powder but this takes it to a higher level! Can't have chilli without chocolate 🙂 They're made for each other!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OOOH!! Go Carrot and Nobby!! Beautiful Boys!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I've always wanted a nice, fat ginger Tom. Never had one, all my boys have been either black, three of them, one B&W and one a Grey Tabby. Never a ginger. I live in hope...
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She' adorable. We've had her since she was not much more than a kitten. Got knocked up first season and was abandoned. Cat Rescue people were wonderful & all the kittens went to good homes. But no-one wanted Poppy. Then we arrived! She now rules our house, has done for years! An Essex Tortie-Tabby!
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