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@dunks00.bsky.social
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Confused bystander. Generally numb but always polite and cheerful. 🙄 I teach people on pooters. I particularly like hard core dub reggae. Old skool. But then, I'm old.

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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sad mad crying with running mascara.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show them who's Boss, Loki. You know they need to learn. BTW Misti approves. He says "Well Done!"
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fixed it.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A short story about decisions.
Snow outside the open back door. A single cat paw print is in the snow.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She' adorable. We've had her since she was not much more than a kitten. Got knocked up first season and was abandoned. Cat Rescue people were wonderful & all the kittens went to good homes. But no-one wanted Poppy. Then we arrived! She now rules our house, has done for years! An Essex Tortie-Tabby!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Right? (This is a picture from her Montmartre dancing days. She's retired now to South West England where she resides with us. Poppy is a star!)
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I usually get this one (Poppy), supervising where she's not invited or needed. She has to oversee a good roast, just to enforce standards, you understand? That's her remit, she tells me.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You wouldn't think this was a hard-core street-fighting cat from Walthamstow, would you? He could be viscous. He didn't fuck around. And yet look at him. Wouldn't your heart melt at that? My baby boy Mitz. I miss him so.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had no idea who Natalie Harp was until I google image searched her and I laughed out loud. I mean, I know a leopard doesn't change it's spots but come on! That's ridiculous. I wonder what the First Daughter thinks. Probably doesn't care.
Image results of a search for Natalie Harp. Lots of images of the attractive blonde woman who is an aide to President Trump.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Boo Boo is a very happy boy. 🙂
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This was about 48 hours after surgery, just over a month ago. He's astonishing. His recovery was remarkable & it just keeps on going. He can move fast & he's now almost back to where he used to be with all four paws! We're so proud of him. 👍🙂
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Larson did this years ago. He knew.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Misti is doing fabulously just over two weeks on. He had cancer in his back paw so they amputated his whole leg. Now he’s back to being a loving boy. Could you have a quarter of your body surgically removed and then be jumping around after two weeks? He did it after a day. Cats are astonishing.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wish my Poppy would do the same. She'd just yowl curses and give me the Death Stare and continue on her way, leaving muddy paw prints behnd her into the house, growling 'F**k you, Daddy!' Such is my life.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My cat farts and then looks accusingly at me. She's an utter bitch.
Poppy, a tortie-tabby sits in the sunshine looking imperious and not a little like Winston Churchill.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mummy’s away so the babies have to put up with Daddy for a week. You can see how enthusiastic they are about this situation. Despite the fact that I AM the one who rescued them and gave them a home. And who continuously pays for their welfare. But NO! I’m not Mummy! And so I suffer. Little sods.
Misti a sleek elderly black cat luxuriously stretched, asleep on a plush chair.Poppy a beautiful Tortie Tabby curled into a prawn shape fast asleep.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Poppy agrees with this wholeheartedly 🙂 (She's doing her 'Winston Churchill' look here: "We will fight them on the lawn. We will fight them at the feeding bowls. We will fight them on the duvet and on the kitchen floor. We will never surrender.")
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Paris 2016 (Montmartre). That's my Missus puffing up the steps 🙂
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fish Day today for us. Some grilled plaice fillets with a prawn and mushroom cream sauce. Mmmmm! 🙂 I know a couple of furries who are also looking forward to it. (If they can be arsed to get up, that is!)
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Operation ‘Epic Fury’ sounds like something the Aquaphibians would have waged under General Titan against WASP in Stingray.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Tonight it’s the Guvnor, Mr Keith Floyd. I’ve been making his Basque Chicken ever since I saw him do it on the telly in the 1980s and then I bought the book (illustrated). It’s a classic and has fed me and many of my friends over the years. (The stains on the page say it all!) Highly recommended! 🙂
The cover of the book 'Floyd on France' (pub. 1987, BBC Books.)
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The famous... "A short story about decisions."
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Clover is rapidly becoming my favourite little cat on BlueSky! 🙂 She's adorable! 😍 Poppy agrees!!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I get this utter tart (Poppy) in my bed. She likes to lie almost on my head. I'm blessed. 😻
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Misti, an elderly black cat is sitting on the stairs looking into the camera. His head is tilted and his ears almost look like horns. He looks inscrutible. The caption reads: "Misti approves and endorses this message".
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Misti, an elderly black cat is sitting on the stairs, looking meaningfully into the camera.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Black cat sits on the stairs looking into the camera. His stare is intense but kind. The text underneath reads: Misti approves and endorses this message.
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords. (This is Misti.)
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Take it to him!
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I’ll see your Jim and raise you a Poppy. She used to dance in Montmartre (where this picture was taken). Now she is ‘resting’ in the Home Counties. Always curious…
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Is it just me or is this giving Stones vibes?
Rolling Stones tongue logo
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Dunks @dunks00.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This is my Poppy (she’s 12 now, this was nearly six years ago). I think it should be the 'official' picture above the Allen Ginsberg poem, ‘Howl’. Don’t you think? "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves..." etc, etc.
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