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chris #1 common sense poster

@dunks.bsky.social
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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball. fka @negativedunks. boston by happenstance, maine by heart host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm

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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 7h
it doesn’t really have anything to do with the NBA (or women’s sports) but was just a poorly researched “gotcha” re: connecting smith to two state prosecutors in georgia. republicans have it out for those prosecutors because they charged trump for election interference after the 2020 election
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
identifying himself as a rabid proponent of this deeply unpopular technology, and all of the reasonable fears that come along with it, is another masterstroke of Trump II. it's like being a proponent of infecting people with lung cancer.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw a pro-AI susan collins ad on the maine news. i hope that @troyjackson207.bsky.social reminds mainers that she wants data centers, laying off workers, and other benefits to billionaires
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty good Depression Indicator that we never had this during the great recession
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i appreciate what porzingis gave the celtics a couple seasons ago, but it’s time for him to hang em up
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big day for dumbass refs!
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
second fake PA call in a pivotal moment today (i believe saints was another one??)
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was staying on a lake this week and a guy a couple doors down was blasting rap country for hours after i got there. dude was wearing a hoodie with flames on it so you know he wasn’t reasonable. it put a skunk on the whole trip. that shit is the worst music on planet earth
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao they showed the trump ad during the nfl game. low budget loser ad
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m not a big fan of the band and generally have been pretty off on them for a long time, but the new U2 single “silencio” is completely fine. they’re kinda apeing black keys with the first two songs off the new record, combining that with a “vertigo” thing, and that’s fine for a band 50 years in
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
break yourself
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i made a bet and decided to get a ticket for tomorrow morning’s Primetime showing at the coolidge, because it ends before the 1pm football games. the autumn of Lance Oppenheim begins
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Editor: You get those photos of New York Giants backup quarterback Jake Haener? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi folks. If you saw this, you know the administration plans to only accept white South Africans next year. Tomorrow is Congress's formal say before the determination is signed. Please check this brief thread on why I'd like you to speak out for the Afghan people still in limbo...
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good blog from some neighbors of mine in cambridge
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we don’t talk fantasy football on here because it’s boring to talk about your own league, but this week’s random rule in chaos league is insane - every team’s starting lineup is expanded by 10 players
STORM THE GATES: This week, an all out brawl ensues as your bench spots swell to 10 spots and flood into your starting lineups as Superflex positions!
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i fight extremism on both sides too. i applaud the work of center-left types like bernie sanders who work to bring us social democratic reform, and think that the political leadership of pol pot, adolf hitler, and donald trump has been evil and bad
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in some actually interesting maine news, this story in the york county coast star hints at the truth about the roosters in ogunquit
archive.li
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i love how news in maine is so slow that this is a story reported by the newspaper of record
pressherald.com
The USM parking garage has seen 16 crashes in 20 days
Campus police said inattentive driving and excessive speed have been contributing factors.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
crazy that this continues to happen just as international oil markets open every week
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the chargers gotta move back to san diego, im sorry. these guys stink
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thinking about how one of the best bits on columbo was when he walks into a soup kitchen and a very gracious and chatty nun thinks he’s a homeless guy looking for help
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reminder (re: the washington post, CBS)
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they should let this guy talk on every nightly news program
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my first new ENJOY YOUR DAY on @uncertain.fm in a few weeks is on right now! wow!! listen live until 4PM ET on uncertain.fm!
uncertain.fm
UncertainFM
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“maybe you’ve been brainwashed two” goddamn it new radicals
stereogum.com
New Radicals Ready First New Album Since 1998
In July, New Radicals quietly released “One Night Only (Break Loose Break Free!),” their first original song in 28 years. It was for the rom-com movie One Night Only, but it turns out that New Radical...
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@normcharlatan.bsky.social thought you might be interested in the daily game framed.wtf today
framed.wtf
Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
now why is that?
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
Ask yourself this: how have institutions that for years have said they face budget shortfalls, deficits, shortages that “required” them to deny faculty lines, fire staff, raise tuition, cut research support, etc. suddenly find the money to pay for outrageously expensive contracts for AI services?
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
AI has exposed the austerity con game in higher ed. For years, we have been told there is no money for students, faculty, staff, capital improvements, libraries. But somehow universities have suddenly come up with the money to pay for AI services??
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
UMass budgeted for AI services. It decided to not budget for (1) a humanities center; (2) adequate research support in the humanities; (3) desperately needed faculty lines; (4) urgent capital improvements to physical buildings. It’s not that it’s “too expensive,” it’s that they don’t want to.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
embarrassing admission: i’ve gone through all the good and even “deep cut” 80s/90s erotic thrillers, so now i’m just watching schlock action like COBRA. somebody recommend some trash for me, thanks!
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m excited for ed sheeran’s downfall just because his music suck big-time and is responsible for so much bland solo artistry. as an irish guy he can’t even back into culture politics lmao
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
won tickets to go see the patriots this weekend, have a nice relaxing day with my dad, when I suddenly get jumpscared by this email. guess we get to humilate ourselves in front of a stadium of people, I literally haven't thrown a football in 20 years. this will be a perfect father/son bonding time
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good news! the local chuds have taken down their Senator Mike King - Veteran signs (he handily lost to persis yu) and put up Free O’Malley signs, referring to this chud ass cop who killed a guy and got charged with manslaughter
boston.com
GoFundMe for Boston officer charged in fatal shooting soars past $400K
A GoFundMe has raised more than $400,000 for the family of a Boston officer charged in the fatal shooting of a carjacking suspect in Roxbury.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
genuinely impressed?
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
brent crude still not high enough
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i didn’t realize this was alex smith (former NFL quarterback) and just thought it was some homegrown media guy who gets paid to argue and yell. disappointed!
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me to my friends ignoring me while i walk down the street wearing the worst atlanta hawks jersey of all time
guy wearing a heinous atlanta hawks jersey in colors that dont represent the team. the word atlanta is so small that a normal person would need to squint to read it
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
typical dartmouth classics major
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
these are the worst uniforms ever created for any sports league
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mrs. baker rolled the tv into our world literature class around 9am, obviously very upset. we watched for a while, as the day unraveled into grief and chaos. after a while, she told us we could go find our friends, and i did. i talked with my friend’s dad, a vietnam vet, who taught history.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it turns out jet lag is real
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i’ve been rewatching lost season 1 and this has gotta be the best 21st century network drama, right?
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they made @jonbois.bsky.social’ BEEFTANK into a pitcher
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the current increasing prices of oil make you wonder what was going on in investors heads when they were being very obviously lied re: the war to in the early summer, and prices were going down. it turns out most rich people are stupid.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i need to do a show again! i’ll be back next week. it’s been a busy month, capped off with a friend’s wedding that gave me a flu.
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’ve never heard more proof that she needs to be convicted than this
Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney calls on Trump to pardon her in 'Good Morning America' interview
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
following antonio brown's descent into madness, i am pretty sure that pittsburgh has some kind of poison in the water that only affects wide receivers
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chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
let’s say you have a well-monied friend who is flying in from the west coast. you’ve agreed to pick them up at the airport on your way to the wedding you’re both attending, and drive two hours away. the flight is due to land at 2:30, but at 10:30 ET, he says, “sorry, it’s gonna be 5.”
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