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Dungeons & Dickheads

@dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk
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The 1x Independent Podcast Winner and 5x Golden Lobes Award losing, weekly unscripted and wholesome D&D comedy podcast. As featured in The Pod Bible and Goodpods www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Posts by @Shytehawk.bsky.social so send hate to him

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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 10/10/2026
But really ... what am I looking at here? is this Slimers arse? The Slimeussy? What is this picture?
Official tweet from Ghostbusters of slimer but it looks like his arse?
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 07/10/2026
"This popcorn bucket trend is ridiculous, you will never catch me ........... Yeah actually, I will have one please and thankyou"
Godzilla popcorn bucket
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Have some superliminal advertising
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 05/10/2026
In my ongoing mission to make art so obviously birthed in Paint 3D that it could never be mistaken for AI because shit and fun is better than piss yellow robot rubbish. Here is this weeks podcast artwork provided with no context
Tony Yeboah with the head of mecha Godzilla volleying a football but its a beholder
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 30/09/2026
We Know Our Place
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 22/09/2026
On this weeks Dickheads Vs The Simpsons .......
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 20/09/2026
@maffewgregg.bsky.social I am very sorry as I am sure variations of this have been sent a million times but I needed to scratch that brain itch
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/09/2026
No way we are going to fluke two wins in a row but lovely to be shortlisted next to some very good podcasts
Finalist Best Gaming Podcast Independent podcast awards
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 13/09/2026
If I was a DM this would be the artifact reveal after a multi year campaign just leading up to this. Sorry folks, cant beat the big bad without it
Porcelain figure blue dog sniffing a bumhole
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Everyone has that one player that "Bends" the rules
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 12/09/2026
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Porkeye from Dungeons & Dickheads
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/09/2026
When you are being mean about the podcast this is who you are being mean to
Final Wars Minilla with Person Legs and Jogging Shorts
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 02/09/2026
How it started - How it is now
Tweet from 2022: Are you or do you know a D&D DM? One with the patience of a saint? who will talk a few very new people through a game on stream? are you sound as fuck? You know how to do it but never had the chance? Talk to me
Download stat showing 56,192
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 03/08/2026
Nobody likes a self horn tooter etc etc but this aint bad for 4 people you have never heard of who alienate fans of D&D by playing it badly whilst cursing like a sailor that just stood on Lego
All time downloads 50,104
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Unless the answer is "Fuck off Piss boy" I dont want to be the answer, thanks AI company spam podcast email
"Be the answer when people ask an AI — your site is structured so ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude and Gemini can understand your show and recommend it."
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 18/07/2026
What if I started wrestling school in my 40s and did a podcast about it?
THATS IT! You people have stood in my way long enough, I’m going to clown college. Simpsons scene, homer is wearing a Lucha mask and it says wrestling college instead
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 04/07/2026
I have been running on funnies empty recently so here is a picture of Loaf as an offering instead
Orange cat sleeping on a bookcase next to statues, dinpsaur plant pots and an award
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 29/05/2026
Mid recording update! Some guy has offered to build the gang a metal friend and to draw him a picture of what they want. Porkeye is not moving till he gets Trypticon
A D&D board with a crudely drawn Transformer on itThe giant Transformer Tripticon
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 19/05/2026
He-Man fans, this may be a daft question but this Mary Trump haired bloke was created for the 80s film right? I am sure I saw him in one of the new trailers but now I cant find him. Was I dreaming?
Bad guy from the 80s He-Man film
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/05/2026
When we ask someone if they fancy doing a fun little collab
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/05/2026
Thankyou Bluesky Algorithm and this poster for giving me the opportunity to return to making Simpsons jokes
Whenever Tom Jones is not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Tom Jones?
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 09/05/2026
Looks like the twats out of the bag for Backlash
Backlash WWE poster feat The Miz, Danhausen, Kitt Wilson and D&D character Ronson
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 07/05/2026
Post award night tally up
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 30/04/2026
Do not come between Porkeye and his Otter pal Ray
Dwarf Raids Animal Shelter With Big Axe, in Full Tactical Gear, To Get Otter Back
He launched a one-man raid on an animal shelter after he believed that his missing Otter was being held at the facility.
Published 2 years ago on Jan 15, 2021
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 27/04/2026
When Porkeye just wants to add a little whimsy in to the adventure
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 08/04/2026
Scrooge "You boy what day is it" meme the rabbit child replies "Its April 8th pal, time to dance on Thatchers grave" to which Scrooge replies "I'll get me fuckin' shoes on then mate"
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 25/03/2026
We got 3 nominations at the Golden Lobes Podcast Awards. Cant wait to lose then challenge Andy Murray to a dance off
2026 Golden Lobes Nominee Laurel
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 25/03/2026
Why does Tom, the largest Pappy, not simply eat the other Pappys?
lrrr and ndnd from Futurama
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 06/03/2026
Porkhausen is very evil, very nice
The character Porkeye in Danhausen makeup
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 15/02/2026
After kicking fuck out of all the big bads the party goes up against its biggest test ....
The Diarrhoea guy from the advert
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/02/2026
AI could never create such wonders. Paint 3D 4EVR
A Beholder behind a toilet
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Me when I am asked to D&D on a Sunday Morning
Baby with hair extensions
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 18/12/2025
We are off for Xmas so no new episodes till January 9th. Last year was a pain trying to get stuff out plus loads of bonus stuff then I realised everyone just takes a few weeks off so thats what we are doing. Thankyou for all your support this year, we appreciate it more than you will ever know.
Out of office sign with the characters from Dungeons & Dickheads
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 05/12/2025
The only wrap needed this year
A Spotify wrap modified to show daft things done in Dungeoons & Dickheads this year, It read 1, Jokes about wanking 826, 2, NPCS Unionised 47, 3, old mentors dropped off a ladder 1. Ronson groin injuries 8 and Bum attacks from Ivory Paul 5
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 14/11/2025
Here is Ronson at his signing booth at the "To The Moon Expo" waiting for his fans. They will be along any minute now maybe
A mock up of Ronson a podcast character at an empty expo with a sign next to him saying "Meat Ronson. Podcast Man (Very Famous, AWARD!)
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 27/10/2025
I saw something recently that the new Windows update was defaulting "AI Sound support" in the settings and in a shock to nobody it was making everything sound much worse. Could maybe be that?
Windows setting page showing AI audio enchantments turned on
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 23/10/2025
Cant get any respect round here
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 22/10/2025
Not sure how this happened but Kia ora folks
Apple Podcasts
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 19/10/2025
*Laughs Nervously*
How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.


Apple Podcasts
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/10/2025
Big sign at the 2025 independent podcast awards showing Dungeons & Dickheads as the winner in the gaming category
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 15/10/2025
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 20/09/2025
Oh this can fuck off, this can fuck all the way off. Was he not made to suffer enough in his final years by a bunch of money grabbing vultures that they need to shit on his corpse for a few more dollars? Utter piss baby behaviour from odious scumtwats
An AI Stan Lee hologram will be placed at LA Comic Con to speak to guests.
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 14/09/2025
Some website said we were good, no idea who the people on the right are but its important to support up and coming DIY podcasts so check them out as well
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/09/2025
Indie Podcast Awards 2025 Finalist
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/09/2025
We got shortlisted in the gaming category at the Indie Podcast Awards with our pals in @dicecompany.bsky.social who are much better than us and also shortlisted is podcast that wins this award every year. I dont fancy our chances
Gaming shortlist Dice Company, Dungeons & Dickheads, An AI podcast and The Apocalypse Players
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 21/08/2025
DM Dave introducing us to the NPC we have to talk to to move the plot along
Puss in Boots gesturing at 3 kittens in boots
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 16/08/2025
A certified good post day. Time to listen to poundshop smut and read some Kaiju tales @cheapshow.bsky.social @gdemonology.bsky.social @godzillakent.bsky.social
Cheapshow Vinyl & the book Devastation songs: An anthology of kaiju writing
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/08/2025
Porkeye has wrapped up his filming on ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ (via @ign.com)
Porkeye from Dungeons & DickheadsAvengers Doomsday logo
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 09/08/2025
Crocodile Dundee poster but with Porkeye insteadApple Podcasts
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Australia
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