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ShyteHawk

@shytehawk.bsky.social
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Miserable Twat, Dinosaurs, LUFC, Failed Stand - Up, Failed Writer, Dwarf With An Otter, Godzilla Wrangler, Loops Ahoy Host, Twitch Chat Show Guy. He/Him ShyteHawkStreams@Gmail.com

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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 7h
"Official Stairlift Partner, You'll Never Sing That!" #LUFC
A press release from Leeds United announcing "Leodis Stairlifts" as the official stairlift partner to the club
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna rebrand as a DbD leak account and just schedule weekly posts to say "2v8 is coming back soon"
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who knew that punching downward for 30 years could give you biceps?
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I see and hear Jude Law go "NYOM NYOM NYOM" loudly whilst eating chicken again I am gonna shit on the front steps at the Uber Eats HQ
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 25/09/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Very Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, CHOMP! CHOMP! Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge, Beverage Chat and some other guff Bluesky For...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This whole thing is a bad idea but I am doing it anyway
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So if Britain has no ideas to make more Dr Who and America has no ideas to make more Muppets why has nobody proposed a swap deal? I know that sounds daft but a license switch that covers x amount of years that can be mutually renewed with shared revenue could work .... right? Disney and Sony did it
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forgot to stream again
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe this is what marketing pricks call a "Soft Launch"
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Easily the best 3 release run from any band
Idlewild - CaptainIdlewild - Hope is importantIdlewild - 100 broken windows
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bielsa on the horse bucket meme
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So Transformers brained that I thought it started with concept art for Soundwave
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 18/09/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Neil Has A Moan, Chtoootio and some other guff Bluesky: https://bsky...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When we lose this do I have to stop constantly referring to myself as an "Award winning podcaster"?
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me 20 minutes ago "I can skip a warm up before the first jog for 6 months" Me now .....
A leg covered in ice packs
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just remembered that Battle Pope is actually a Robert Kirkman comic so I cant use that. I need a good name for a wrestling Pope character that rolls to the ring in a Pope Mobile and has a finisher called "The Pontiff no return" who is very daft and blesses people. Think Danhausen but awful
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh Lord, apparently step one of wrestling class starts in 2 weeks. Better start assembling the Battle Pope costume
pope costume
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Disney, I dont want any of the Star Wars stuff you have planned, I simply want a 3 hour film of Babu Frik and his little pals just fucking about or painting a house or something. Give it to Aardman to do, whatever you fancy. I just need 3 hours of Friks being daft. Thanks
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 11/09/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Instagram: h...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A less stubborn man than me would try to walk this back
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I now have a Pavlovian response every time I hear the words "Aaronson picks up the ball" of breathing in ready for a big disappointed sigh
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love Gallows, I released a demo version of a song on a com just before Orchestra came out, went all over the country to see them but I aint paying £70+ for a reissued vinyl and shirt. Thats proper silly money. Maybe thats the going rate in 2026, best of luck to them but thats too much for me like
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 04/09/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! A Cilla Moment, Toastie Discourse, Bad Noel, Vic Takes 3 Weeks To Take A Go, Boomers Avoid Numeracy Memes, Porkeyes Playaaa Mother and more stuff in Ep 138: Who Puts An Egg In A Toaster? Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 138: Who Puts An Egg In A Toaster?
A Cilla Moment, Toastie Discourse, Bad Noel, Vic Takes 3 Weeks To Take A Go, Boomers Avoid Numeracy Memes, Porkeyes Playaaa Mother and more stuff Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickhe...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cyberdog staff emerging from work after a full shift
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Nehuyaneponyal
Alt: blinded by light
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In the office today. Thoughts and prayers
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why the sudden surge in Transformers content made with fucking AI? This aint some obscure shit, you literally have 40 years of every single type of media you can use instead. Pack it up you daft bastards
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cant believe they are breaking up the BFFs #LUFC
Wolverine photo meme with AO Tanake as Wolverine and Willy Gnonto in the frame
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Might as well do a stream I suppose twitch.tv/shytehawk
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me seeing the Reading Festival line up
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Godfather Crying: Look How They Did My Boy
Alt: Godfather Crying: Look How They Did My Boy
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This Bluesky bug where it shows you a weeks worth of notification alerts in one go scares the piss out of me when it pops up, I dont need to be going viral and leaving my safe little bubble
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 28/08/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! NoDoor, K/D Stat Padding, Inappropriate Dance Party, ShiteWing, Nimble Hand, and some other nonsense in Ep 137: Lion-Oh No Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 137: Lion-Oh No
NoDoor, K/D Stat Padding, Inappropriate Dance Party, ShiteWing, Nimble Hand, and some other nonsense Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck knows why but I am streaming right bloody now twitch.tv/shytehawk
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Tomahoop @tomahoop.live · 22/08/2026
I want to see more streamers with the "gen AI disabled" badge! After turning off "Training for Generative AI" in your settings, go to safebadge.ori.mx and confirm you are safe from gen AI training (requires Twitch authentication - alternatively put AIOptedOut or NoGenAI in your stream tags/title).
Twitch following list with streamer names blurred out apart from the streamers who have a green "gen AI disabled" badge, that indicates they have turned off generative AI training in their Twitch settings:

- BunnyHearted
- ChiChi
- ProjectC7
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Really fancy that new Leeds 3rd shirt but I aint paying 75 notes for something I am just going to wear scratching my arse on the sofa
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 21/08/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Simmering Bitterness, (Nice), Dickheads After Dark, Everybody Vs The Marketing Team, Discord Tug Party, Being Rude At Helms Deep and some other stuff in Ep 136: A Professional Prawn Man Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 136: A Professional Prawn Man
Simmering Bitterness, (Nice), Dickheads After Dark, Everybody Vs The Marketing Team, Discord Tug Party, Being Rude At Helms Deep and some other stuff Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsandd...
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 20/08/2026
It has just dawned on me that Porkeyes voice is just my voice when I am singing along to The Dauntless Elite. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYIE...
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I Am Ninja, My Life Is Lonely And Difficult
YouTube video by The Dauntless Elite - Topic
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No spoilers, but Ep2 of the new series of Strange New Worlds .... The actual fuck like?
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sake, that shit me right up. In my half asleep state I was briefly convinced it was a nuke alert
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 14/08/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Levelling Up, Boring Admin Bits, REM, Number Juggling, Spells Spells Spells, No Adventuring and other reading out numbers and stuff in Ep 135: Its Just Admin Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 135: Its Just Admin
Levelling Up, Boring Admin Bits, REM, Number Juggling, Spells Spells Spells, No Adventuring and other reading out numbers and spells Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/dungeonsanddickheads.co.ukInsta...
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 13/08/2026
To counter the Twitch AI thing I was going to start a new channel full of mis-information and loud noises of a clown farting 24/7 with the aim of poisoning it. Seems like Asmongold beat me to it
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cant believe Leeds have been knocked out of the Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Boyle Sports Cup
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cant believe Leeds are going out of the Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Boyle Sports Cup
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Get the shovels folks, we are off to desecrate a corpse
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The music of humanity is just fart noises in a circus. I'll just pop my headphones in if its all the same to you
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 07/08/2026
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY! Nominations?, Fully Arseing It, OUTRAGE!, Doom (The Legion of), Several Tuba Attempts, Juicy, Headcanon Brick, Dream Conga, Stole A Loafa Bread and some other stuff in Ep 134: Half A Horse Available here and all podcast places www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
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Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 134: Half A Horse
Nominations?, Fully Arseing It, OUTRAGE!, Doom (The Legion of), Several Tuba Attempts, Juicy, Headcanon Brick, Dream Conga, Stole A Loafa Bread and some other stuff Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profi...
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every so often I have a day of listening to Snuff to remind myself that fucking hell, Snuff are great www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZq5...
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SNUFF | Live at HKI SKEPU Fest VI - 2024
YouTube video by S.Kärt
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Dungeons & Dickheads @dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk · 03/08/2026
Nobody likes a self horn tooter etc etc but this aint bad for 4 people you have never heard of who alienate fans of D&D by playing it badly whilst cursing like a sailor that just stood on Lego
All time downloads 50,104
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gonna do a stream because me heads a shed Twitch.tv/shytehawk
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can only assume that piss wizard bigots legal team were put on overtime pay to make this happen. That said grow a fucking spine and stand by it, she is everything they said she was
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