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It'll be done like council tax bands were though, someone walking around the streets making a snap (and often wrong) decision of the house values. Wealth can be hidden easier.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What happens in the cabin stays in the cabin…

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

You’re just jealous because I have so much more fabulous style than you!

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

There’s massive concerns about AI being overvalued and under performing

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It’s not making money so it’s not worth billions. Anyone still investing it in - wanna buy a bridge?

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@sarahandco.bsky.social asked me how you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? I said "It's not hard". #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

oh, shit... Not much of a football fan but he was a legend.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

@sarahandco.bsky.social is REALLY bad at first aid. She was asking how to take someone's temperature and I said "use a thermometer". She asked what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer, and I said "usually the taste!" #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They'd have to have a fetish for short men. At least short women like you get your own category on Pornhub...

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm multi-lingual - I understand "Anal costs extra" in at least 15 languages. #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Look, I know the voices aren't real but they do come up with some really good ideas!!! #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

You're still jealous that the voices in my head still chose to talk to me, not you. #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

You're too tight fisted to pay for drinks anyway. Your other nickname is "Coconut", because you can actually get a drink out of a coconut.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

All your family describe you as an alcoholic, but I defended you. Alcoholics go to meetings! #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

@sarahandco.bsky.social and I were talking about nicknames. I asked what her nicknames are? Sez replied "People normally call me 'Hey, You!' or 'Stop, Thief!'". #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Those pop-up lights were cool when they came out. I knew someone with a TVR that had the same. I can't get excited about cars. They're just for getting me around.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I always wanted a TR7 when i was a kid. Couldn’t be bothered with a classic car now though!

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

@sarahandco.bsky.social proudly told me that she'd finished her jigsaw puzzle and it'd only taken her 6 months to complete it. She thought that was amazingly quick as it said "2 to 4 years" on the box. #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I asked @sarahandco.bsky.social to tell me the longest word that she knew, and she replied "contagious". Good, I said. Give me an example of use? She said "I saw the neighbour go to paint his fence using a half inch paint brush and said 'That'll take the contagious!'" #ThisIsAllTrue

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

She still moved more than you did...

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I remember when you tried dying your hair a different colour because you’d heard of artificial intelligence and wanted to give it a try

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I prefer the term “menage a mois”

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The dirty cat seemed to enjoy watching, too.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Yeah, but corporate investors must do due diligence before buying. I’d hope that they’re not gullible

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I don’t know how they’ve valued it so highly. It’s a loss making business with some assets.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

So that why you insisted on doggy style sex. Right...

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'll have you know that I've got anorexia! Every time I look in the mirror I see a fat person.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Sometimes it feels like the surest sign that there’s intelligent life out there is the fact that it’s not bothered to try to communicate with us. The aliens are probably stumped trying to explain human behaviour to each other.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Peanut butter or chocolate are both great baits.

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Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It’s a reconditioned cricket phone that would cost 110 dollars new. But it’s got a Trump sticker on it. Cricket network would be 10 dollars a month cheaper, too.

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