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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You

@dukeofjupiter.bsky.social
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Left X in 2024. It's a toxic toilet of magat/fascist/libertarian cucks. Independent with a nasty streak against post-2016 MAGA, J6'ers, and cosplay patriots that are really KKK/Putin/fascist militia sympathizers. 🚫 DMs, 🚫 MAGA, 🚫 Ho-Bots 🚫 GoFundMe BS

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Annette ☮️ (annettebeebe.bsky.social) 💙 @annettebeebe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gcm5.bsky.social @gcm5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Maga Frogs
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Put in my review for Lake America (the name).
Map showing Lake "America" and a 1 star review
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck Google and how fast they bent over! WTF are you afraid of?!? Some 80 year old diaper filling pigface with no living neurons? Companies like Google can stand up to this shit, but no... Fuck this bullshit.
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dan @amerkincynic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Data4Miles @datafourmiles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Philip Wizenick @philthebartender.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/06/2026
t appears the paint or whatever the Trump regime used to cover the large "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has worn away, and the numbers are once again visible. June 19, 2026. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Maga morons in a nutshell, using orange pig math.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is just one of our shitty GOP choices in the shithole state of Texas. Our political ads are like watching mold spores spread. This particular shithead has one of the worst ones. He's trying to replace Chip Roy, who is basically the same kind of turd, but slightly smaller.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#MusicChallenge 🎶 Day 7: Minimal instrumentation: Pink Moon by Nick Drake
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Quiet. Quiet Piggy!!
Pigface Trump image.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Exhibit number 1029 showing Texas is a shithole state. www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-...
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Greg Abbott threatens "100% tariff" on New Yorkers moving to Texas
As NYC elects its next mayor, Governor Greg Abbott said he would "impose a 100 percent tariff" on New Yorkers moving to Texas.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Keystone Kash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private govt jet to watch his girlfriend sing. apnews.com/article/detr...
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Bob Lawrence 🔵 @trumpluvsobama.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025 www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
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House Speaker Mike Johnson signed bill cutting $186B from SNAP in July 2025
Users shared this true claim amid uncertainty regarding whether Americans would receive federal food benefits during the 2025 government shutdown.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
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jwhiz77.bsky.social @jwhiz77.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Best summarization I've seen.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Perfection.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/04/2025
This is a United States Senator MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities BANKS: You probably deserved it MACK: Why did I deserve it? BANKS: Because you look like a clown
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Thought this was real. Give it time, Texas will make it real. theonion.com/new-law-requ...
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
People are taking things into their own hands
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/03/2025
Listen to why this “MAGA junkie”—and others—regret voting for Trump after losing their jobs to DOGE cuts. It’s always the same: they expected better for themselves, not the rest of us. They were warned.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Who would have thought that going full on Nazi was a bad idea? At least Europe knows how to do a boycott right.
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𝕃𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕦𝕞 @americanmanifesto.news · 09/02/2025
🚨As per our reporting, DOGE has now followed through with killing the homepage for the CFPB🚨 📰DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER 🆕UPDATE 👉DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections #BeRelentless
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DOGE Targets Consumer Watchdog: Musk Freezes CFPB, Halts Consumer Protections
DOGE (Department of Government EXTINCTION) TRACKER UPDATE
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@cnn.com wants me to pay up for a subscription to view a one page story about a possible tsunami in the Caribbean??? Well, fuck them! How scummy can you go?
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Shithead Elon needs to be nailed NOW. The below is from an online WIRED article from 02/02/25 about Elon's data heist. WIRED identified six young men, all between the ages of 19 and 24. They are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
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Donald Lewis @donaldtlewis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
In honor of the 4th Reich inauguration... #Trumpisafelon
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Just showing the depths that CNN will go. You must be a paid subscriber to see how to blow your nose properly. Guess I'll pick another winner. @cnn.com
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I created this meme to show the similarities between Kash Patel and H.R, Pufnstuf. Anyone growing up in the 60's or 70's will know who Pufnstuf is. Let me know if you have any questions. #KashIsUnfit #NoMaga #Traitor
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Another account I had to take a closer look at. The more I looked, the more jackassery and "legendary in his own mind" crap I saw. So blocked.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Elon is flexing his micro-penis muscle and is going all out on overcompensatiion. It's gonna get bad for lots of people, but not for the crime circle of wagons heading to DC in January. www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/b...
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Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It’s terrifying federal workers | CNN Business
When President-elect Donald Trump said Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy would recommend major cuts to the federal government in his administration, many public employees knew that their jobs could be on ...
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Replace Biff with Frump below and see how it applies (from BTF 2): Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun. Biff Tannen : Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man. Marty McFly : You son of a...
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
One of my last major blasts on X. Lots of likes on it, as well as a ton of shit magat trolls piling on. Glad to leave that toxic sludge on that note. Won't miss those fucking Temu ads either.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Took forever (almost 2 years) on Xshitter to hit 100 followers, with quite a chunk being Elon's ho-bots. Did that here on Bluesky in a few days. Not bad!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Somehow, this 30 year old Gwar album describes today's world perfectly.
1994 Gwar album - This Toilet Earth
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Why waste time and keystrokes with floater turds? They're in a cult.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I seriously thought this was a fake story, then saw it wwasn't. This is seriously fucked up, and it doesn't bode well for our future. These fuckers want a Gilead nation. www.cnn.com/2024/11/18/p...
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CNN anchor presses superintendent who ordered schools to show video of him leading prayer | CNN Politics
CNN’s Pam Brown speaks with Oklahoma’s superintendent, Ryan Walters, who directed all public school teachers in his state to play a video to students where he says a prayer for President-elect Donald ...
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm pretty much done on Elon's toilet universe; too much shit under the rims, on the seat and all over the floor. It's time to start over in a saner universe.
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