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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You

@dukeofjupiter.bsky.social
2.3K followers 2.4K following 2.4K posts

Left X in 2024. It's a toxic toilet of magat/fascist/libertarian cucks. Independent with a nasty streak against post-2016 MAGA, J6'ers, and cosplay patriots that are really KKK/Putin/fascist militia sympathizers. 🚫 DMs, 🚫 MAGA, 🚫 Ho-Bots 🚫 GoFundMe BS

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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 14h
Great. Another shit troll account wallowing in their 3 day old feces.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 14h
How has that bitch avoided investigations and prosecution? Oh wait...
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 14h
That face needs to be put on a punching bag. And he needs to become one in prison.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 14h
Jordan is jealous because Vance has cushier pleasure couches.
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No Dictators-No Kings🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @autocratssuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 17h
And the media both sides this. Fuck that bullshit!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 17h
These are probably sanction goons, some ICE, some J6'ers, and people who just want to kill people for their orange god.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
27% is still 28% too high.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But will there be consequences from this? Nope. Our current enforcement system is a toothless rat, unless you're a suspected migrant or a protest troublemaker.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That bitch needs to be disbarred, pay damages and thrown into a small cell block.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The charges should have never fucking happened. But they were filed and the people involved KNEW they were bogus. All the worthless cucks that made or enabled this to happen should stand trial. And the orange asswipe needs to pay for damages out his own diaper smelling pocket.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's one of them too. No sympathy for that bitch and her evil wannabe nazi party.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Schitt is a floater for sure. Perfect for JD's couch crack.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like the type that would step on the end of a rake over and over, getting his ugly fungus face all black and blue and screaming at Biden. Then Jake Tapper would have more material about Biden.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK asshole. How about one at Mar-a-Lago? Right next to the classified docs?
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck these GOP shitbag liars. No fucks given here.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We can start with the Reflecting Pool and work our way up.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And here's the fucking sanewashing from CNN today: "Sen. Schmitt appears to mix up sports teams in attempt to link Smith to Willis" Appears to mix up??? How about Schmitt lied? Ffs, CNN!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And here's the fucking sanewashing from CNN today: "Sen. Schmitt appears to mix up sports teams in attempt to link Smith to Willis" Appears to mix up??? How about Schmitt lied? Ffs, CNN!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Waiting for the day when that wrinkled orange ballsack is actually held accountable. As in being frogmarched to a fucking cellblock. No more judges upholding/rejecting something. Or another fucking frown from Schumer. Actual live footage of his arrest. Enough is enough.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SLutnick is squeezing out a dried sideways sausage and hoping it doesn't fall out of his pants leg.
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Annette ☮️ (annettebeebe.bsky.social) 💙 @annettebeebe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Both of those numbers add up to 100, which is the percent chance that you are a total dumbass. Go play with your 2 friends, bot.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't let any goons intimidate you or ask for ID outside of the polling place. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
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Vote Safely in 2026
Sending troops or ICE officers to the polls is illegal. Here’s how you can protect your vote and your community’s voice, even if federal agents unlawfully show up.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He needs to talk to his mirror and ask who is the craziest person. The answer will be right there.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dat face. Looks like she just swallowed a child whole. That bitch is Eva Braun 2.0.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He looks like the type that would pick his nose in your house and leave a booger under every chair.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is he blaming an aging Biden for this, and will there be another book?
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like sleepy time for the orange oaf. Melania is just starting to smell him from over there. Just a hint of meat about to expire, with a pinch of diaper salt.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That one lazy eye didn't even look back.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a shart in there somewhere.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's in the bathroom throwing up after changing that full diaper.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sure he and his goons have names...
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Officially not watching this season, as long as booger muncher Bari is in charge. 60 minutes has fallen from high grade Swiss chocolate level to a half eaten stale twinkie on a gas station restroom floor.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agreed. But it's too many of them that do this. Still a collective that shits the bed.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And that's how your party shits the bed each election.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A toad calling a lazy eyed toad ugly. That's rich.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So 4 buttcheeks and 4 assholes.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And our stupid media fails us big time! The bullseye of lies is a mile wide, and they are throwing wet paper straws that fall short of the target. Ffs.
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gcm5.bsky.social @gcm5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Maga Frogs
ALT: Maga Frogs
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking nazi cowards.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So ICE treatment for us but not for you. Got it.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So JD, are you saying you can't handle multi-syllable words? You want them to stick with eating their pets. No chemicals there!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And the NYT whitewashed his toxic bullshit about his fake story. Called it provocative. Fuck off NYT.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where the hell is my doge check???
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, just let me get over my Mount Etna explosive diarrhea from our rotten food supply chain first. And fuck Dr. Ooze.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The people that still support Pennywise 2.0 are people I don't want to be around. They might be nice on the surface, but their core values are rotten. They would turn in their non-maga neighbors in a heartbeat if told to do so.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heard that Jake Tapper is working on a multi-volume series on Biden's decline from 2022-24. So there!
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hoping steep also means jail time for some of them.
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Duke of Jupiter - I'll Drink to You @dukeofjupiter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let's fill up Mar-a-Lago with grey wolves and rabid pumas.
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