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Duke Garriott

@dukegarriott.bsky.social
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The Grand Duke of Squirrellandia. Absolutely no relation to a certain Lord of Brittania (Iykyk). Left wing lover of history, cooking, Godzilla films, gaming, tabletop RPGs, corgis, tech news, sci-fi, fantasy, Heavy Metal and American Football. 😀

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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Plan Z Productions on Instagram: "Second verse, same as the first #venezuela #iraq #parody"
The USA invades Venezuela, and millennials who remember the Iraq invasion react with a frenzy of memes and retweets. Watch this parody sequel and see how it's just like Hollywood - a sequel is never q...
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It has been my duty as a historian to record how smelly Che Guevara was. Honestly one of the stinkiest dudes in history. He was immensely proud of this & once showed off a pair of underpants he’d been wearing for two months. They were so filthy, he won a bet that they could stand up by themselves.
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 30/09/2025
We are all that man.
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hope the 30 pieces of silver were worth it.
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yes, I do hope the bill fails in the House too Lisa. But we wouldn't have to worry about that if you didn't sell out the country by being the deciding yes vote. And for what, tax breaks for whalers?
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Assiroc @assiroc.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
These allergies are messing up my eyes . So miserable
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I am not a Catholic, but this is good news nonetheless.
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I will most likely check outnhis other stuff when I have some time.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Republican voters Non voters “Abandon Kamala” pro-Hamas dummies Fake ICE hillbillies Please all go enlist. Your country needs you to go to war in the Middle East, etc.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Welp
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Gonna be looking for one of these for my birthday 🍨 😂😂😂
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Robert Saint Lawrence @robertsaintlawrence.bandcamp.com · 23/06/2025
Two-eighty mil on a steel parade, While grams eat ramen in a heatwave shade. Missiles in crates, but the fridge stay bare, She boilin’ tap, they bombin’ the air. Lobby boys feast, grandma fasts; They print war checks, but can’t cut gas. Make it make sense? Nah… Make ’em explain. #4R
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
You know it’s bad when even the @nytimes.com can’t cover for it
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This pleases me. As few troops and vets as possible should take part in this. That will make the strongest statement against the TACO ego parade.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Posted by an LA Resident explaining Trump is making a crisis out of NOTHING, spending millions of YOUR dollars for NOTHING on a NOTHING crisis. =========================
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CatShepherd @andochkat.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
LA is not a distraction. The Parade is not a distraction. The speech at Bragg was not a distraction. None of it is a distraction! All of it matters and there are millions of us that can focus on each of them. There are 257 Democrats on the Hill that can pound all of it. Just fucking fight!
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trump and his cronies want farm workers afraid. They know when workers fear federal agents, they're less likely to report wage theft or bad conditions. We're fighting hard against the Trump Admin's destructive, xenophobic campaign. Donate today! ufw.org/fightback #WeFeedYou
A photo of a farm workers' hands holding a bunch of grapes in front of a background showing a field with a sunset and the words "Your donation helps fight Trump’s attacks on farm workers."
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Latino/Hispanic folk, learn what Black folk learned: the anarchists are NOT your friends. They’ll instigate the burning of your communities then go to their parents suburban homes and watch it burn on their 70 inch TV’s.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Get to know the difference between “Latino” countries like you know the differences between countries in “Europe” “Latino” is a catch-all grouping people from 33 or so nations in North, Central, & South America, and the Caribbean
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How slow I walk to Mondays…
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good question.
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Andy HP @andyp8424.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
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C-Bo the Eggman @cbotheeggman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Senator Joni Ernst
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Given the literal definition of deportation is removing a foreigner or noncitizen from the country, we - journalists, media orgs - should probably all stop referring to the ‘deportation’ of a 2 year old US citizen. It’s NOT a deportation. I’m not sure what it is. A kidnapping?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
HINT: TAYLOR FOODS OF CALIFORNIA....
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hello! I like you! From I am a Kitten by Ole Risom, illustrated by Jan Pfloog. 1970.
Color illustration of a calico shorthaired kitten with her mouth open, meowing. Text at the top of the page says “I say meow; that means hello, I like you.”
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
When you're immune to damage until you're not.
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Tank Enemies in Games Be Like…
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Raskin: We've got a guy who wants to act like a mob boss and use all of the resources of the taxpayers, all of the resources of the government in order to coerce people into doing his will
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Pedro Poderoso @tacos4pedro.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Terrorists in Guantanamo have more rights than folks who are being deported to El Salvador. That’s how grave the situation our country is in.
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED!!!
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Oh! Thanks for reminding me I forgot to post my traditional one:
2 choc bunnies. One w a bite out of his butt says "My butt hurts." The other, w ears bitten off, says "What?"
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 20/04/2025
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
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The Byzantine Legacy @thebyzantinelegacy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Χριστός Ανέστη! Anastasis, The Resurrection of Christ From Chora (Kariye), Hosios Loukas, and Daphni Monastery Today is the Holy Pascha (“Easter”), which celebrates the resurrection of Christ
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Pazuzus fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate @mark-80.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry
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The Byzantine Legacy @thebyzantinelegacy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ from the 6th-century Syriac Rabbula Gospels Tomorrow is the Great and Holy Pascha (Easter), which celebrates the Resurrection of Christ
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 18/04/2025
If you think you can't make a political issue out of "people shouldn't be grabbed off the street and put in a foreign gulag forever," maybe consider getting out of politics/punditry. And these aren't technical slogans: they appear in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution (twice).
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Tom Voorhees @angelus04.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
What is a tv show you will defend till the end of time? 📺🖤 I actually have a few here is one :
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
www.thefp.com/p/im-a-soybe...
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I’m a Soybean Farmer Who Voted for Trump. I’m Begging the President to End the Trade War.
The tariffs on China could put us out of business by 2027. All our blood, sweat, and toil could vanish with the stroke of a pen.
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Duke Garriott @dukegarriott.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I'm still pulling for Ukraine. Fuck Tsar Putin.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Van Hollen: And it's also important that people understand this case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.
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