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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m very confused over here -
2 Chainz wearing 5 chains
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So if you are ever denied coverage, specifically request an IRO. There will be a bunch of red tape because they don’t want you to do that, but they are required to do this by both state and federal law
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As an almost problematic Cubs fan, seeing Kyle Schwarber versus Willson Contreras with Anthony Rizzo commentating was just awesome And this is why:
2016 World Series tickets
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So this is weird. Outside of being one of the best guitarist of all time, Jimi Hendrix had a gigantic penis I am not making this up There was a groupie name Cynthia Plaster Caster who would make casts of various musician’s penises And she made one of Hendrix. And wow.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Butthead was correct
The Sun sucks
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So. Supposedly. Scientists have been using AI to communicate with various animal species. And all I have to say is, we have been over this:
Far side dog translator
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As a journalist, you are required to tell me these pictures are not the same:
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m still recovering from The Left-Handed Whopper fiasco
Burger King Left Handed Whopper April Fool’s Joke
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Not for nothing but this is probably the best In-N-Out burger Michael B. Jordan has ever tasted in his life and the fact he got 2 just makes it even more rad
Michael B Jordan w In-N-Out
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Did you know the supposed Illuminati retreat Bohemian Grove in CA has a phone number you can just call. I’m serious
Bohemian Grove phone number
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So some giant snowstorm is expected to hit about half the US and somehow it is going to be like 90° in Florida. How and what??
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Everyone on earth: Americans are stupid! They base their primary level of accuracy on a king’s foot?? Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
The Meter
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I am blown away that Warwick is considered to be the safest city in the United States. I would have never guessed that.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Today was my birthday and I would like to take this soapbox to reiterate that I am, and this is a true fact, older than the country of Canada (Lovely place btw, highly recommended)
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mr. Rogers once had his car stolen and he mentioned it on his show and his car showed up, completely unscathed with an apology note from the robbers. That’s balls out.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Well, today is the final day for MTV I used to watch this station like a religion Shame how it went out RIP In the words of Butthead, “This sucks”
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Amazingly enough, this painting of The Great Wave off Kanagawa was largely considered to be a warning for tsunamis, but it’s actually a warning about Rogue Waves
The Great Wave off Kanagawa painting
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Because I have the humor of a 10 year old: Toilet-maker and businessman Thomas Crapper (from which the term, ‘take a crap’ comes from), famously invented ‘The Floating Ballcock’, which revolutionized plumbing
Floating Ballcock
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Berliner donut
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Australia is both hilarious and terrifying for numerous reasons. One thing ppl do there is wear ‘Magpie Helmets’ which is basically a bike helmet with a bunch of sticks all over. And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything. It’s a big problem for cyclists but 1/2
Magpie Helmet
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
So Mr. Beast opened an amusement park in Saudi Arabia and there is, I am not making this up, a restaurant called 911 Pizza. Little cringey there but okay…
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I am not making this up
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Saudi Arabia is building a soccer/futbol stadium 350 meters in the sky. Which is: A: insane And B: kinda rad
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Yup exactly
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Kind of obsessed with this Magic the Gathering card. You can get them on eBay for 10 cents. I might buy a bunch and just kind of leave them around to mess with ppl lol
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
There is this rad thing that Major League Baseball does called The Golden Ticket, (technically called the Lifetime Pass), I don’t know the stipulations, but you are allowed two tickets to attend any game, in any city, at any time for free F’ing dope
MLB Golden Ticket
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
F yeah!
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Dude the back of these things are radical af. It’s all mapped to be like, “hot dog related” and there is even a bed in some of them
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile inside
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
So here’s a fun little fact I just learned: if you change your car’s license plate, the DMV will not tell EZ Pass about it so you will get all these absurd bills in the mail 
So that’s exciting
Animal House Thank you god
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just on the topic of Taylor Swift, possibly one of the funniest pictures of all time is when she was patrolling her house with a Super Soaker. Classic move
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The seven hotdogs in Weapons is Zach Cregger’s nod to Trevor Moore. Apparently Zach was so upset about Trevor’s death that he wrote the script in lieu of dealing with his feelings. It’s sort of heartbreaking.
7 hotdogs, Weapons
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You think I’m kidding but I’m not
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This is just insane. Fantastic work LEGO
If you work for LEGO for 25 years you get a golden LEGO.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The Plains of Armageddon are really not very impressive at all lol.
The Plains of Armageddon
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This like little mermaid statue is right near my house in Narragansett, Rhode Island. 
I don’t really understand why they both live there. I mean I guess it’s cool or whatever.
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez chilling out in Narragansett
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social BlueSky just told me this and I have no clue why lol. This is sort of insane: Why did it do that?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
New GTA VI map looks sick!
Map
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You ever actually read the lyrics to the Cheers Theme Song? Dark shit man. Damn.
Cheers song Cheers song
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Well… I wasn’t the only one apparently…
Same shit, different day
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The big news today is that humans recreated Dire Wolves “You know what animal is extremely ferocious & kills anything in its path? Let’s reinvent them, except they are the size of donkeys!” There is is reason why we called them “DIRE” Jurassic park-ass nonsense
Time Magazine Dire Wolves
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The year is 2020: every single person on the internet is a doctor The year is 2025: every single person on the internet is an economist
Dr Manhattan on Mars
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
🤘
Ween/SpongeBob
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
One of my favorite things about baseball is that Barry Bonds, Pete Rose, Roger Clemens and Shoeless Joe Jackson are not in the Hall of Fame, but Homer Simpson is
Homer Simpson MLB HOF plaque
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh yeah. I’ve seen them a number of times. NIN is a great live band. This is them at Radio City Music Hall
NIN Radio City
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I mean I’m really not kidding. Lake Forest, IL was just an insane place. The very famous actor Vince Vaughn went to LFHS and saved my brother’s life. It’s sort of a long story
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I actually have a Providence Streamrollers hat lol it’s rad
Providence Steamrollers hat
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
There are no differences between these two pictures
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