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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud

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Former Twitch streamer and Let's Player. Born under a Bat-Signal. Raphael without a turtle shell. RE4 and Shenmue guy. Secular humanist leftist.

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud @dudelongcouch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This entire album is awesome, check it out
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
American Basketball Player Ray Allen reposted a video of the International Criminal Court (ICC) issuing an arrest warrant for war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu, on his Instagram, as Netanyahu arrives at the UN General Assembly in New York "He should be in jail, not at the U.N."
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war crimial (typo in source) He should be in jail, not at the U.N.Ray Allen
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BREAKING | Dozens of former Israelis and Jews in New York are protesting against Netanyahu ahead of his speech at the UN. Even his own people are against him...
Netanyahu, Your Time Is Up!
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ICE agents chasing him in a car ran this guy over a week ago, horribly injuring him. Needs some media attention beyond this: www.walb.com/2026/09/23/i...
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ICE releases statement after man run over in Dougherty County operation
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is now releasing more information about an incident that happened in Dougherty County on Sept. 17 when a man was run over by an ICE vehicle.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The billions of dollars we send to a foreign military to drop bombs on somebody else should have been spent to build schools, housing, and to provide healthcare HERE.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The out-of-state corporations buying up our lives don't give a shit about us. The folks at Blueberry Ridge mobile home park in Wells have the dirty water to prove it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:
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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud @dudelongcouch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If somebody cuts you off while driving, look in your rearview mirror and say my name three times. I will appear and run their car off the road.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
“oh you hate ‘parryslop’? well get over it because we gave you five types of damage mitigation or avoidance, four of which can be done no matter what direction you’re facing and look sick as hell, two of which have unique or adaptive animations both per enemy attack and direction you’re facing”
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud @dudelongcouch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nintendo: "No tariff refunds lol, but wouldn't it be cool if you came and spent even more money with us?"
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No, We're Not Having The "It's Not Genocide" Conversation Anymore It’s so undignified how Zionists keep trying to resurrect the “stop calling it a genocide” conversation about Gaza when every relevant human rights group on earth says that’s exactly what it is. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/no-were-no...
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No, We're Not Having The "It's Not Genocide" Conversation Anymore
Video reading by Tim Foley:
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crowds gathered in Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Amanda Collins Beams @amandacollinsbeams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Using AI just to create an anti-fascist poster... 🤦‍♂️ 1. AI funds billionaires & conglomerates 2. AI worsen carbon emission & climate change 3. AI scrapes pictures of artists without their consent 4. AI replaces jobs creating economic disparities 5. ChatGPT/Google collaborate with Trump
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Peter McCandless @mycandlesp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How can one person just decide when the House should be in session and when not? This vile scumbag should learn some history. Charles I brought on Civil War in Britain and lost his head in 1649 for this kind of stunt. He is doing it to protect the presidential pedophile and invokes God...
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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud @dudelongcouch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In 2011, I went to an MC Chris show. One of the openers was a guy named @mclars.bsky.social. I'd never heard of him and didn't know what to expect. My mind was blown when he started doing literary raps about Macbeth and Edgar Allan Poe. I'd never heard such a fusion of concepts before.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/09/2026
I will always love Dolly Parton for this… “Of course Black lives matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No.”
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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He is saying what many politicians are too afraid to say out loud. #Mamdani
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mitch appeared.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026
REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 27/08/2026
Every single time in my life that I heard Peter Cullen speak, I said "hell yeah"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/08/2026
For too long, New Yorkers have come to Housing Court with emergencies — and been forced to wait weeks or months for assistance.  Not anymore. The most hazardous Housing Court cases in which the health, safety, or wellbeing of New Yorkers are at risk will now be fast tracked.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We’re just normal men
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Dude Longcouch - You fell for a jinx, for cryin' out loud @dudelongcouch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Actually having a stuffed cat on a rope is such a power move lmao
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They want to give these lying sleazebags-who pull guns on American citizens completely without justification and far too often shoot them-gloves that send an electric shock through people to disable them This will wind up with more dead Americans, literally at the hands of ICE
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Pentagon Admits US Killed 150+ Yemeni Civilians in Airstrikes in 2025
An internal review estimated that strikes killed more than 150 civilians while wounding nearly 250 others.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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One Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE Detention
My husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reminder
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In 2022, Trump pleaded the Fifth more than 450 times during a civil fraud investigation, but sure..let’s attack the doctor who was awarded a Presidential Commendation by Trump himself for his efforts during COVID. Release the rest of the Epstein files.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
debuting as part of @aftermath.site's hater week, here's my list of (so far) over 50 video game studios that are rejecting generative AI, each with their rationale for doing so
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Games: Unbeatable

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“Even if I’m just looking at this in the cold mercenary MBA freak way—the ‘I want to generate income as much as possible’ way—you can’t make a thing people want to buy if the thing you want to buy is the same thing everyone else has. And that’s what you fucking get with AI models. It’s definitionally part of how they work. 

So all using [AI] will do is make you compete worse. You have to do laps on a hamster wheel to arrive at the opposite conclusion. Because the only way to actually make money on this shit besides a pump-and-dump is to be the guy selling the shovels. And even the shovels are starting to rust.

Even the stuff that sounds good or looks good for a given value of ‘good’ (i.e. it convincingly looks at a glance like it wasn’t generated with a machine, it’s ‘professional’) is only capable of spitting out inputs that existed before. You can feel it in the ‘choices’ it makes, because it doesn’t make choices; it chooses a value with a weight given by a model patched from every work at once on fast forward. The nutritional value of AI work is approximately identical to watching a 2000s horror movie trailer compilation at 4X speed while second-screening Maury transcriptions. It might be fun to look at, but it will kill you on the inside."
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mainers can't afford six more years of concern. Together, we will defeat Susan Collins, we will pass Medicare For All, and we will reclaim a government that works for the working class. Join us today at JacksonForMaine.com.
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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mamdani is quite literally the moral leader of this country right now. No one speaks with as much clarify, moral leadership, and consistency. I am grateful for him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuV...
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office
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The Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Since when did we start accepting “flat earth” as an opinion? It’s not an opinion, it’s a delusion. It’s wrong, easily disproven, and just plain stupid. We’re helping no-one by coddling these idiots.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Peter Wade @peterwade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“It’s just very, very sad that we are devolving into a nation of cruelty and that cruelty is becoming so normal that we sort of are living with it and accepting it, and people who are cruel depend on that. They’re wearing us down, so that cruelty becomes the norm."
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Maine Mourns After ICE Killing: 'A Man Was Lynched Here'
Maine residents are taking to the streets to protest, and mourn, after ICE killed a 25-year-old father in Biddeford.
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