Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My doctor called me today and suggested I take a “drug holiday”. I was momentarily really excited until I realized what it actually meant. 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just learned a Neil Diamond wrote Red Red Wine that piece of shit. 010
Reposted by AmyLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy 338139943423
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Maybe I shouldn’t have drank that high protein peach yogurt drink before I mowed the grass. 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You ever get crop dusted at a show so bad that you don’t wanna finish your drink because it’s like they shit in it? 100
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Does anyone know if Donald Trump called the new Japanese prime minister “Mrs. Japan” yet? 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Learned today that @britishphill.bsky.social gets his personal style from Greg Graffin of Bad Religion. 160
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 21/09/2025The same magat John Stamos that hangs out at Mar a Lago ? Really @riotfest.bsky.social ? Gross 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The only apples I plan on picking are the ones that have already been covered in a layer of sugar and wrapped in plastic. 040
Reposted by AmyfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/08/2025in the nick of time is short for in the nicholas of timeothy 419143
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I need a series of shitty, small, simpsons tattoos. Where should I go? 030
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I miss the earth so much, I miss [Borat voice] my wife. 151
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Its ok to assume I wear black all the time to look goth chic or because its slimming but its really because I can't get food into my mouth without getting it all down my front. 130
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Every time I am reminded of Laika the space dog, I get sad. 120
Reposted by AmySwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 11/04/2025ME: honey, Bob is coming over WIFE: Bob who yodels normally or Bob who yodels anally [there’s a yodel at the door] ME: *rubbing hands together* let’s find out 15615
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Nearby neighbors have this on their fence, but two Teslas in their driveway so like… do I go piss on their lawn? 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 01/04/2025How many other stores are showing you the human chest to wing-pack ratio for size reference? That's just good marketing Stop & Shop. 010
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Is it a piss cup? When it’s Dunks, It’s always a piss cup. 171
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 16/03/2025My dog doesn’t like peanut butter or popcorn. He might be broken. 010
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 10/03/2025me, IRL right nowmedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a red striped shirt says i 'm a monster .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red striped shirt says i 'm a monster . 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I wonder how many people in Japan are employed as mascots. 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 25/02/2025My favorite thing about that Trump licking Musks’ feet video might be that that Musk has two left feet. 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I just moved my car for the first time since the weekend storm. Fully frozen to the ground. This winter is bullshit. 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Absolutely insane to measure the serving size of croutons by Tbsp. 020
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025It makes me unreasonably angry when I see people running in snow and ice. How dare they have so much faith in their knees and ankles? 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The Chipmunk Rock album went hard. I credit it for my early exposure to a lot of real bangers. 010
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Nothing makes me lose my will to drink faster than walking into a brewery and seeing these shits. The seat that says “have one drink and get the fuck out”. I do not have enough middle fingers. 272
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 18/01/2025It just dawned on me that Americans say “herbs” but then say “herbivore”. 000
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The internet gave me no way to purchase a button down shirt version of King-sized Homer's muumuu, which is insane! For Xmas this year I really wanted to gift this to @kaboobi.com so I had to design the fabric, get the fabric printed, and then make the damn thing myself... a real labor of love. 173
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I think I’d rather eat raisins than grapes. That’s it. My first post of 2025. 010
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 22/12/2024In Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer classic, Santa is a huge POS. He negs everyone. 000
Reposted by AmyGod @thegodshow.com · 08/12/2024Santa’s favorite Christmas song is “A Long December” by the Counting Crows. 2395628316
Amy @duchessgummybuns.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If you ever get the opportunity to see @pftompkins.bsky.social in a holiday variety show you should not be surprised he has the voice of a Christmas angel. 010
