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Dirk the Sandman

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an immature 32y/o

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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 5m
Pazaak Time Baby
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🔞 PERICO REGORDETE 🔞 @unchained-hound.bsky.social · 1h
Look at my Goetia's wisdom bro we are fuuuuucked
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 1h
tfw you spend 48 real hours torrenting an obscure Sample library and now you're not sure if you should trust it so the files are just sitting on your computer menacingly doing nothing
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 1h
You know i keep those mf thangs on me: Highway on-ramp shale samples
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dummy dino @sealmunch.bsky.social · 3h
TRUST THIS MAID
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 6h
Ship idea: Scout TF2 x Vyper Deadlock
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DrFelici @drfelici.bsky.social · 7h
Worried sick
Two thalassodromeus facing each other. One is holding a stick with many things attached to it, like honey, bugs and flowers and looks very worried. The other one looks a bit concerned by rhe offering to cure his sore throat.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 11h
The sickness… i feel it approaching
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20h
truculence ball
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Timo Patton @timopatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Squirrelly bird lady poses in frame as an excuse for me to post about her again. Getchi the Jackal is GREATLY inspired by @dagger6.art and her beautiful rendition of classic Halo jackals: bsky.app/profile/dagg... I still gush over those designs. #halo #kigyar #jackal #art
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everytime deadlock adds a new hero i’m like “ooooh fuck i gotta play” and then i dont
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Encountered old man yaoi in Masterball Rank (more like doomed yaoi after I was done with em)
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nevvy ⋆˚࿔ 🔞 @quoththervn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shrug #jax #tadc #nevjax
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🔞 Jasper (Gerald’s husband 😘) 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loona loves her stister
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Jingle Jam @jinglejam.co.uk · 28/09/2026
You can now officially sign up to fundraise with us this Jingle Jam! Register on Tiltify, choose to support one (or all) of our 8 amazing charities, and unlock our Games Collection as a reward for your audience. Then get ready to go live to save lives this December!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Shale :3 @galpalshale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Snom 🐛🧊
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Living in an apartment right next to a college campus be like: 2am: People walking down the street, Cars revving engines loudly, someone randomly screams 2pm: There is a fire alarm going off somewhere in earshot every day.
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello. can i still participate in international rabbit day if i am strange and off-putting
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sommer Animation @sommeranimation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
VYPERVYPERVYPER- have another one! #vyper #deadlock #calico #animated
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More Pomnya except this time it's different poses instead of three copy and pasted LIKE GOOD FOOD SHOULD BE-- #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus
Cat Pomni for you sick freaks.

Four doodles of a kitty cat Pomni, and then one doodle of her jester form with a cat tail and ears. The kitty Pomnis come in two colors: white with black spots, and black with white spots, because I can't decide on what's better. From top left to bottom right, we have kitty Pomni (white breed) loafing and sleeping, kitty Pomni (white breed) looking behind her and showing off her heart shaped back splot, kitty Pomni (tuxedo breed) holding a golden Crappy Looking Fish™ in her jaws, and then kitty Pomni (tuxedo breed) stretching and yawning on her back while showing off her jaws and claws.

To the side, we have jester Pomni without her hat, wearing a bell collar and tail bell, just posing cute with her back turned.
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen: Dogatha -CHEERING AND HOLLERING- I wanted to draw her as a Cocker Spaniel for a LOOOONG time now, but finally did! She is a dog that loves horses, so a barn dog/shepherd dog! Finally free to run around and play with the other animals... ❤️ #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus
Ragatha asks Caine for some Littlest Pet Shop time, too.

Ragatha as a dog girl, in multiple doodles showcasing both a humanish form and a Cocker Spaniel doll form. I drew her in a new outfit with a dark grey sweater, Mary Jane shoes, and a patchwork skirt made up of lavender blues and pink patterns. She has a yarn tail, and subtle Spaniel ears that are hidden by her hair.

Her dog form greatly resembles her doll form, even having a fur coat that looks like her lavender blue dress. She has a blue striped collar with a silver bone amulet clinging to it. She's shown running, chewing on a bone, and sleeping with kitty Pomni on her back.
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry for drawing her again this is like crack cocaine for me Pomnya reference sheet Man, Glitch. Glitch, baby. Hire me. You could make flocked gachapon figurines out of this. Look at me, Glitch. I'm balling rn. #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus
Kitty Pomni full reference sheet.

She has two color patterns:
- Harlequin, which is a mostly white pattern with black socks, a black tail, and a black heart spot on her back.
- Tuxedo, which is a mostly black pattern with white socks and a white marking on her tail.

She has alternating color toe beans which means one paw is blue and the other paw is red. Her ears underneath her hat are black with pink inside.
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Arlo 🔞 @luckymuttz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
look at my mechanic bro
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Dirk the Sandman @dsandman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucked up, but i’ve yet to find a brand/store that does pre-fried frozen chicken better than Walmart’s store brand and it’s very annoying cause i don’t want to go to walmart only for store brand frozen chicken, but i kinda want to cause it’s, like, that good.
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🪸Ariel🪸 COMMS OPEN @merbunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’M SO EXCITED YAYAYAYAY
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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sekhmet wound up developing pyometra, and needed an emergency spay. Final bill, $1700, oof. (More details in the thread) SO, I'm going to take some loose YCH commissions! Your Cat Here! Reply with a photo of your cat, and what pose you'd like! Then message me for payment information. 🐈🐈‍⬛👀
Sekhmet the cornish rex cat. A tortie cornish rex wears a lemon shaped soft cone. She has a massive red blaze. Her tummy is a bit bald as she was just spayed.YCH (Your Cat here)
$80 each, $60 for voids (solid black cats)
Image depicts 7 different cat poses. Pose 1 shows 3 examples of a finished cat drawing.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the missile may know where it is at all times, but I sure as hell don't...
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cartoons are real
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mini mart
An anthropomorphic hyena and water dragon in a mini mart shopping.
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Ollie @ordheist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have some commission slots open now, please hmu if you need a character design for your personal/commercial project!
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Dani Yuan | commissions open @dagger6.art · 23/09/2026
Some more sketches #art
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son of atreus @atridesmediator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#chaggie #hazbinhotel
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘓е𝘵'𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘸-𝘮е𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮!🎶 🐱❤️💙 #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus Pomni is a catgirl, which was insanely confirmed by Lizzie Freeman in an... Almost word for word sentence compared to my post earlier the day she said it.
Vergolophus Posts: "glitch is wrong. pomni isn't a hamster because she has obligate carnivore energy. pomni is a feline. this post is peer reviewed and backed up by my various scholar associates."

Apparently backed up by THE Pomni scholar herself too.

Various doodles of Pomni as a catgirl! The main ones above being her in a casual sweater and shorts outfit, with no hat to reveal her black kitty ears and kitty tail with a red and blue bow tied on it. She has a bell collar and a little bell on her bow too. She's doing a "nya" pose awkwardly while saying "uhh... Meeeooow?"

Next are two in her maid outfit, doing a cutesy anime post, but then her face turns evil and vicious, referencing Mad Mew Mew from Undertale. Also a little kitty Pomni with black spots!

Below are Caine's cameos of course. He's holding kitty Pomni with her tail all frazzled and his body all scratched up. "Don't force kitties to love you!"

On the other side, Caine is happily playing with kitty Pomni with a feather toy, while other toys and enrichment are scattered about. "Let kitties come to you!"

And the final doodle is catgirl Pomni, looking to Caine and Gangle, with big, wet, pathetic eyes and holding her hat. She asks "Guys...? Can I stop being a cat, mew...?"

Both Caine and Gangle say no.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Woolly bear
Digital doodle of a round fluffy cat colored black and orange like a woolly bear caterpillar
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sparth @sparth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
more of this complex spaceship stuff.
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Chessy/Loafii @loafiichiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I miss them so here's the new designs for my AU :] #MDRustyleaf 🌿 #murderdrones #murderdronesau #MDAU
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meow
A black-and-white cat sits looking at the camera with round eyes. Text reads, “I meow you. Do you meow me?”
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Bayo @bayopepper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do cats know how fucking funny they sound?
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Anab Samatar 🍉 @bobi200.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw the meme making the rounds, and I just had to. #TADC #TADC_Jax #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week on #RunawaytotheStars: Tragic irony, and epic babies reveal. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
Verengt: Do you know what they think of us?  Talita: It's... similar? Your relaxed eyes and lips actually look like an "angry" expression to them.  Talita points at her face, relaxing her eyes into a half-lidded position and her lip corners into a droop. The impression is similar to a human glower or displeased frown.  Verengt: Is that why you're doing all this with your eyelids⁇   Their trunk curls into a smile, and they mimic the expressions Talita makes with her nictitating membranes, gesturing similarly with a hand.  Verengt: I thought you were just very anxious!  Talita glances away in embarrassment, rubbing her neck with a hand.  Talita: Er... Well… It may be both.  Verengt: I've never met another dwaull like you. I look forward to talking more!Talita's expression falls.  Talita: I’m so sorry, I don’t know what Mel told you… But I’m actually… leaving this place. Tonight.  Verengt: Ah, so we won’t be working with you?  Talita: No…  Verengt: A shame! But we would never keep you from traveling.  Talita: Is there any way I could contact you from space? I hate to leave you without any help adjusting to the job.  Verengt grimaces and reaches underneath the cloak covering their back.  Verengt: Partwack… my children are better with alien technology than me…Verengt: But I do have this…  They lift their cloak, briefly revealing the six larvae clinging to their back. They are round and chubby with vertical stripes, and each is chewing on the end of a silk thread produced from a pair of spinnerets emerging where a tail would be on a mammal. Talita looks down at them in delight and wonder. Verengt pulls a phone out of their pocket and drops the cape, peering at the screen with a monocle corded to the phone case.  Verengt: If you give me the number of your phone, I can send messages to it.  Talita: Oh! Yes! Of course.  Verengt pops the monocle into the socket on the back of their phone and hands it to Talita, who enters her phone number on the screen's extremely large text input. She hands it back to Verengt.  Talita: If you have any questions at all, contact me. The equipment is designed for humans, so you to have to be creative to get some of it to work.Verengt: I will send messages to you, Talita. Have a safe migration!  They step back to rejoin the three other centaurs, making a downwards gesture with an open palm. The other three repeat the gesture. Talita is slightly confused, but beaming with a returned trunk smile anyways.  Talita: ...Yeah!  Talita walks with a fleet of autonomously driven trucks full of luggage through the plant, and out towards the main airlock. There, near the same lockers that Talita used to suit up with the temp workers, Idrisah and Gillie are putting on their company-assigned exosuits.  Talita: Sorry I'm late.  Idrisah: No problem, you're... Ugh!  She fumbles the ring of the hip gasket and her pants drop down to her knees, dangling by a fluid cooling linkup. Talita smiles, this time with her mouth.  Talita: Need help?  Idrisah looks at her, apologetic.  Idrisah: Yes please.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: CEASAR SALAD SPILL COCKPIT Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Airbus A330-300 A: #af7505a45d8 F: #ff9a85a4bde
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👽 gob 𖦹 comms closed @goblinpng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🛹🌞
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👽 gob 𖦹 comms closed @goblinpng.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🌿⭐
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🔞mako🦈🔞| striker's personal imp bard 🎸🐍 @strikers-imp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy fuck dude #HelluvaBoss
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