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@dry-constant.bsky.social
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the survivors do not leave me alone jason universe - m.youtube.com/@JasonUniverse13?ra=m reddit - www.reddit.com/user/Dry-Constant-357

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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP Victor Miller
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@clarkottoman.bsky.social yo bro i can get you into the entity’s realm #backroomsfordbd
Captain Clark followed you
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Tom @justbeyondtheveil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Quick PSA from Scary Orange.
Scary Orange speaking in multiple fonts.

“If you think that pedophilia is bad, then how can you play Roblox without any sense of shame?”
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
disappears for another 13 years
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
jason
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Tom @justbeyondtheveil.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Image from Reddit
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you gon’ stop eating lobster with a monster, and come feast with a beast?

what?

Come feast with the beast.

what??
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
legendary find
friday the 13th giant poster
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
it is no longer Friday
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.


“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”


Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”


Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”


Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?


“No, not really.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy Birthday
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
jason will return in #avengersdoomsday
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
c’est la vie
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
it’s friday… the 17th
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i gotmyself a "silly straw" to enjoy my beverage. I don't find it silly at all. is it silly to bring joy to a mundane activity. i think not. But it also looks like it spells "ass" in cursive which is silly so fair play.
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
you’re all gonna be okay
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is bs why don’t i get a car #halloween #htg #halloweenthegame #gaming #videogame #horror
Michael Myers can drive a car in Halloween: The Game.
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
creative excuse to be the 50th repost of this
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Side view of a small gray bunny sitting on a brown fabric surface.
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the lake is safe if you’re not ƒ𝝘𝘦Ƌ𝗄𝘆
Image from blueskyReply to that image from reddit
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it didn’t work #hashtag
Reddit
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i do not like ai i will slash ai
Jason Voorhees standing in the dim light of a campfire
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
fire jason
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
will it work?
Jason stands behind an image, his machete aggressively raised.

The image shows a DM between Jason and or4nggpers0nnn.
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Jason: “the lake”
or4ngg: “what”
or4ngg: “jason what does this mean

Yellow text saying “will it work?” is above the image.
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
they call it bluesky, but the sky is gray over here at CAMP CRYSTAL LAKe
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love cats smelling the air
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i don't follow any other account because i only want to see good posts
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the ca’at
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
why is my name DRY-constant.bsky.social when anyone worth their salt knows the truth
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of those mornings where one cup of coffee ain’t gonna cut it
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
yall gotta see this youtu.be/enijeaV-fs0
youtu.be
Crystal Lake | Official Teaser | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Jason Universe
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 16/07/2026
due to popular demand... gug machine #gamedev
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
cheers from the uk matr this is hilarious (i’am american)
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
play my game
me
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i just got hit by a big wooden board this realm sucks
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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
respect to all my fellow mother honorers
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i am also here
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jason @dry-constant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i ♥️ my mother
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