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dr. xtine

@drxtine.bsky.social
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just another girl on the subway Queer 🌈🩷💜💙 Polyam 👭🏻👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏼 Nerd 🎲🐉 Mom 🤱🏻 Singer 🎤 Psychologist👩🏻‍⚕️ Witch 🧙‍♀️🌙 “Elder” Emo 🖤 COTF 🧚‍♀️ Gaylor 👯‍♀️🪩

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m everybody’s dream girl. I be having weird fuckin’ dreams
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a bisexual demisexual lady I think the King Princess discourse is so fucking weird.
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working people deserve to know that when politicians make decisions that affect the economy, they’re doing it for the public and not their stock portfolios. Ban Congressional stock trading. And ban Presidents and VPs from trading stocks, too.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s so funny watching Toy Story 5 with my kiddo at the same time as I’ve been rewatching Shameless because why is Sheila the same voice as Jessie the cowgirl 😆 I can’t unhear it now.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Parasocial relationships are toxic as fuck because why am I seeing Hayley Williams fans celebrating Chad Gilbert’s death you fucking weirdos. Not cool.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can I find partners for other kinds of casual intimacy besides sex or kink? Like wanna come over and sing harmonies with me for an hour and then leave?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It sucks that none of the Owens sisters were born gay cause that would really make their lives a lot easier
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People who don’t have kids because they want to do other cool things with their lives are fucking cool. “Childfree adults” who make hating kids their personality are pathetic losers with no coping skills who expect small humans with much less life experience to cater to their delicate feefees
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I say this every year but damn, August really did sip away like a bottle of wine
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I warned you bitches not to wish for 2016 back!
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: My brain: got ‘em goin’ crazy for that poonananana All day long.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My most left wing belief is that private property is inherently theft. My most right wing belief is that it’s okay to use a little AI sometimes as a treat.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“How can you be a relationship anarchist if you’re married” has the same exact energy as “How can you be a socialist when you participate in commerce”
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Between “Sex Purge Movie has no sex bc Sex Purge Movie director thinks sex is gross” and “Autistic person says they can’t look at cleavage or boobs in video games because of their autism” I fear we need to be even more aggressively pro-sex in media.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WHAT was this a reference to?! Help!
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There are two cops in your head. One is a wolf. Kill them both.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At least there’s no The Summer I Turned Pretty season this summer so I don’t have to see Belly and Jeremiah try to learn the Midnight Sun dance
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I might not have a spotless home but my toddler uses my friends’ correct pronouns and can name Jimmy Eat World songs so I feel like I’m nailing this whole parenting thing
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Cassie aka Lamia @intersectionscch.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
If you don't want people to speak poorly of you when you die, don't be a horrible monstrous bigot, who dedicated their life to oppressing and killing people. Don't sanitize the legacy of dead oppressors. May he learn the hard way in death the compassion he refused to learn & give in life.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When did everyone start saying Glizzy
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Timothee Chalamet is Tom Holland’s Wario
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think in the timeline I’m from, solstices were on the 21st. Why are they on the 20th now?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s June, so here comes the discourse again. Is it okay to bring your bi girlfriend to the Knicks parade?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The baby days are over, the baby days are done, the toddler years are coming so YOU BETTER RUN.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My straight husband doesn’t come with me to pride because he’s busy covering shifts for his gay coworkers so they can go to pride. True ally shit.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I think we should stop letting men make prestige television
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cassie should have been the younger sibling and Lexi should have been the eldest daughter.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have a bad sinus cold so I ordered some meds on DoorDash. They had to check my ID at the door. The human being checked and saw I’m clearly over 18 with a valid US passport. His app was glitching and wouldn’t scan its so they cancelled and refunded my order and now I can’t get meds. What the fuck?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Next year’s Met Gala theme should be ABC. If you know you know
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Can we change “childfree by choice” to “nonparent by choice”? No one gets to be childfree. Children are people and we live in a society, you will have them in your life. You can choose whether or not to become a parent.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
May the fourth be with you. And with your spirit [airlines].
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Fighting for my life for Hayley Williams tickets. Twice now I’ve been in and able to buy tickets and the minute I go to check out it crashes and sends me back to the Q
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
here is your horoscope for today
A text from D: Everyone needs to shut up and be less stupid
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Been rewatching Girls and Lena Dunham really went full Joanne by naming a Jewish girl Shoshanna Shapiro and her Japanese crush Yoshi 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m really tired of seeing actresses and musician’s bones poking out of their skin and pretending like it’s normal for everyone in entertainment to be starving. It’s really sad and hard to watch.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I somehow ended up on a gaylor starter kit a few years ago and now I have a whole bunch of cute mutuals. Anyone live in NYC and wanna be friends?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Should I take myself on a date to see Florence at MSG tonight? Last minute nosebleed solo show?
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I had a dream that I hooked up with Zohran Mamdani and before he kissed me I was like “Wait, your wife seems really cool. Are you poly too?” And he said “Duh, we’re socialists.” My unconscious brain is hilarious.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I want to have a silk chiffon summer
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Good Ol Days by Hayley Williams is about Taylor Swift I will not be elaborating more
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Full of fomo that I didn’t get Hayley Williams tickets last weekend gahhh
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“Childfree” bullshit has gone too far. Saw a post online for a meetup for witchy friends at a park in NYC, asked if children were welcome and they said no. At the PARK. I guess parents don’t get to be witches or have friends.
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Investing in child care is a win, win, win: A win for the babies. A win for parents. And a win for child care workers.
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dr. xtine @drxtine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Grappling with important parenting questions like, “Does ACAB include Judy Hops?”
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