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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 19h

Forgot to move the saucy calendar while the plumber's here.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 28/09/2026

Shaved another 30 seconds. Apparently this 'consistency' of which thou whomst peoplest speak has its merits.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 26/09/2026

We dismantled our old, cheap Ikea sofa and tipped the fucker, which means the shoebox we'd been living in for the last two years, with the grey carpet and grey flooring and grey walls and grey kitchen and grey bathroom, is finally empty. That door is now CLOSED.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 25/09/2026

ABSOLUTELY fucking not.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 24/09/2026

In further adventures of What Happened To Colour?, I came to buy a lampshade.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/09/2026

Our TV has been stuck on this quite terrifying still for about three minutes now.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/09/2026

To the six people that have DMd me: yes, I was strapped.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/09/2026

Outside! Pre-6am! Sub-30 minutes! I'm so back.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 17/09/2026

We have a shared shopping list on WhatsApp. Tell me it's been a difficult week...

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

I just closed the office (i.e. spare bedroom) door for some privacy.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

Oh it's ten years today since I first went down to the skin. I use a wet razor now though. Photo by a very supportive @andrewargyle.bsky.social

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

Maybe I can get some mileage out of this drinks cabinet we bought. Sponsorship when? Free stuff when?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

But there's so many opportunities!

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 15/09/2026

I completely trust the Americans to operate weapons that hover above us at all times.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14/09/2026

Here's our bathroom door, which I have spray painted with a can I had to hand. Tell me the previous owner lived alone without, etc. Every single internal door here has (transparent, unfluted) glass, inc. the bathroom and bedrooms. You'll notice no lock here, too. Psychotic. We'll replace them all.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14/09/2026

I took a photo of another typical runner's pose. Wasn't sure which to use to here fuck it have both.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14/09/2026

First outside run in forever and I started too quick. I do this every time, spunking my load before the first kilometres. I must LEARN. Nice view tho

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 12/09/2026

We're at the "we have too many books" stage of unpacking (ft. Ladderax). Further boxes of books out of shot.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 11/09/2026

We're now so tight he's filming me for his Instagram reels.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 10/09/2026

Here I am kneeling on a broomstick. I'm replacing the plug sockets so I don't care that I got paint on it.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 09/09/2026

Advantages to being tall.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

Home ownership is just sanding walls, and then having to go to B&Q, isn't it? I've sanded the fuck out of these walls, and now I have to go to B&Q.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

Which is a shame, because before I understood the breadth of Morrissey's racism and intolerance, he and the Smiths meant quite a lot to me. Here I am at my 32nd birthday party, where I made everyone dress as the 80s.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

FINALLY we're in the 21st Century. Please ignore the floor tiles. We're replacing them.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 06/09/2026

New running shorts not offering much in the way of discretion.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 05/09/2026

Guess my Carhartts are too big now, too.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 05/09/2026

Easy to miss the weight you've lost until you realise your undies are now too big for you.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 04/09/2026

We have clients in many sectors but a common thread amongst all of them is that straight men are disgusting and also the office manager is losing their mind.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 01/09/2026

You know shit is getting real when I get the Brian Eno out.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

An hour on this train listening to the most slack-jawed Essex person talking shite at anybody who'll listen.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

I came, and as usual it's a field full of gays and it's wonderful.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

Just heading through Billaux Riqué.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

Southend Victoria COVID-19 signage is triggering me. Scrub that shit OFF.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 30/08/2026

New (to us) bathroom that I can't wait to tear out, but from which normal service will resume shortly.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 29/08/2026

It's Spider Man pointing. Except it's horses. And also in opposite directions.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 26/08/2026

Their little name badges are sending me.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 26/08/2026

No gym this week, because my workouts will be packing and carrying boxes. But I won't get to use this lift for much longer, so here we are.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 25/08/2026

We got a greetings card! A real one! In the post!

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 23/08/2026

We own a garage now. It's a tight fit! 1960s slimline carhole. Except the locking mechanism has now jammed closed and I'm googling how to break into my own property.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/08/2026

Doing some work in the new place. I think it'll scrub up ok.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/08/2026

Is this the Pet Shop Boys with Hitler?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 21/08/2026

omg sexy new GBR livery

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