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Turbo nerd. Pfp: A dark & stormy (rum & ginger beer) on the rocks in a stemless wine glass the size of a rutabaga.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 10h
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Random Acts of Poetry Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Random Acts of Poetry Day!
Random Acts of Poetry Day is being observed today! It has been observed the first Wednesday in October since 2015.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 10h
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Badger Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🦡
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It's National Badger Day!
National Badger Day is being observed today! It is observed annually on October 6th.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Global James Bond Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Global James Bond Day!
Global James Bond Day celebrates the Bond franchise and is held on the anniversary of the date on which the first Bond film, Dr. No, premiered in London in 1962. It was first celebrated in 2012, to ma...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Vodka Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Vodka Day!
Observed at least since 2007, National Vodka Day celebrates the most popular distilled spirit in the United States, vodka, which makes up twenty to twenty-five percent of spirit sales, has held the to...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Techies Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🧑‍💻 👩‍💻 👨‍💻
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It's National Techies Day!
National Techies Day is being observed today! It is observed annually on October 3rd.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Smarties Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Smarties Day!
National Smarties Day celebrates the legacy of Smarties candy, the vision of the candy company's founder to inspire life-long learning, and his achievement of the American dream by creating the iconic...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s International Raccoon Appreciation Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🦝
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It's International Raccoon Appreciation Day!
International Raccoon Appreciation Day celebrates all animals that are misunderstood and who are known as being pests or "nuisance animals," but who are actually an important part of their ecosystem. ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Ask a Stupid Question Day!
You've probably heard the phrase, "There is no such thing as a stupid question." It is said in order to encourage people to ask questions they have been reluctant to ask because they themselves percei...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Coffee Day, a sacred holiday for my people. ☕️
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It's National Coffee Day!
National Coffee Day celebrates coffee, the drink made from the roasted and ground beans of the coffee plant. Coffee beans originated in Ethiopia, and arabica beans are the main species, which now are ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Drink Beer Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🍺
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It's National Drink Beer Day!
Today is for drinking beer! Beer making can be traced to about 6,000 years ago in ancient Sumeria. At that time, beer was cloudy because of lack of filtering, and it was drunk through a straw. By 2000...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Museum Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Museum Day!
Museum Day, also known as Smithsonian Museum Day, is being observed today! It was observed on April 30th in 2005. It was observed the last Saturday in September from 2006 until 2016. It has been obser...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Comic Book Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Comic Book Day!
Today is a day to celebrate the popular entertainment and collector's item, the comic book. The first American comic book is seen as being Famous Funnies, which was released in 1933, although many boo...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
… forced to mother a family she doesn’t recognize. A lot of twists in this one! It was a good book & I’m glad I read it, but all the adults in it are horrible people. I think I’ve had enough trad wife horror books for now! 2/ END
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke, narrated by Rebecca Lowman Natalie has the perfect life as a trad wife social media influencer, until she wakes up one day to find herself an actual trad wife in the 1800s … 1/ 🧵 #books #booksky #audiobooks #libby #tradwife #horror
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Yesteryear
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A GMA BOOK CLUB PICK • A NEW YORK TIMES BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR (SO FAR) • A traditional American woman, a “tradwife” influencer, suddenly awakens in the brutal reality of...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Take Havers don’t seem to have any suggestions for that either, but by golly they’ll have takes about it
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Take Having is overrated
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Celebrate Bisexuality Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Celebrate Bisexuality Day!
Celebrate Bisexuality Day, which goes by a variety of other names such as Bisexual Pride Day, Bi Visibility Day, CBD, International Celebrate Bisexuality Day, Bisexuality+ Day, and Bisexual Pride and ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s World Rhino Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🦏
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It's World Rhino Day!
World Rhino Day is being observed today! It has been observed annually on September 22nd since 2010.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Beef Stroganoff Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Beef Stroganoff Day!
National Beef Stroganoff Day, observed annually on September 21, celebrates the savory comfort of beef stroganoff. The Russian-inspired dish typically combines sautéed beef, mushrooms, and a creamy sa...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fluoxetine (Prozac) can increase alcohol sensitivity. It does for me.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prozac?
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Brunch Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Brunch Day!
National Brunch Day celebrates the relaxed meal that combines breakfast and lunch. Observed on the third Sunday in September, it offers a chance to sleep in, enjoy a late-morning spread, and share foo...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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timmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
current mood of the american electorate?
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s International Red Panda Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's International Red Panda Day!
International Red Panda Day is being observed today! It was observed on November 13th in 2010. It has been observed the third Saturday in September since 2011.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18/09/2026
if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep” bring a union rep
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I was in charge of an educational institution and learned that a technology fostered “cognitive surrender” in young people, I’d like to think I would do everything in my power to keep it away from the young people who pay my institution to educate them. But I guess I’m just a weirdo.
Students are using artificial intelligence for everything, including cheating, and a recent M.I.T. report said the technology was creating
"cognitive surrender."
Philip Cheung for The New York Times
Many university leaders are embracing A.I. anyway. →
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Rice Krispies Treats Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Rice Krispies Treats Day!
Rice Krispies Treats, known by other names like Rice Krispie Treats and Rice Krispies Squares, are celebrated and enjoyed today on Rice Krispies Treats Day. They are made with Rice Krispies (or anothe...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I haven’t read it yet! The anime already has a problem with pacing, it’s way too fast.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Legoshi, being not dead yet, has to survive an ocean full of predators w/out drowning or being eaten! ⚠️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️ Uhh psycho Melon is a university professor? Okay… He’s a busy psychopath! 2/ END
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beastars S3 E13: “A Threefold Dilemma” There’s lots of murder in this series! Maybe Haru is a murder magnet. One of her teachers “commits suicide” but Haru saw someone on the roof with her. Uh oh… 1/ 🧵 #beastars #anime #netflix
Lion 🦁 mayor at a mic 🎤 holding up an award for Louis 🦌
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I get wanting to do a noir parody but it’s just not well done or well setup! 2/ END
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