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Turbo nerd. Pfp: A dark & stormy (rum & ginger beer) on the rocks in a stemless wine glass the size of a rutabaga.

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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s International Raccoon Appreciation Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🦝
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It's International Raccoon Appreciation Day!
International Raccoon Appreciation Day celebrates all animals that are misunderstood and who are known as being pests or "nuisance animals," but who are actually an important part of their ecosystem. ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Ask a Stupid Question Day!
You've probably heard the phrase, "There is no such thing as a stupid question." It is said in order to encourage people to ask questions they have been reluctant to ask because they themselves percei...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Coffee Day, a sacred holiday for my people. ☕️
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It's National Coffee Day!
National Coffee Day celebrates coffee, the drink made from the roasted and ground beans of the coffee plant. Coffee beans originated in Ethiopia, and arabica beans are the main species, which now are ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Drink Beer Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🍺
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It's National Drink Beer Day!
Today is for drinking beer! Beer making can be traced to about 6,000 years ago in ancient Sumeria. At that time, beer was cloudy because of lack of filtering, and it was drunk through a straw. By 2000...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Museum Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Museum Day!
Museum Day, also known as Smithsonian Museum Day, is being observed today! It was observed on April 30th in 2005. It was observed the last Saturday in September from 2006 until 2016. It has been obser...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Comic Book Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Comic Book Day!
Today is a day to celebrate the popular entertainment and collector's item, the comic book. The first American comic book is seen as being Famous Funnies, which was released in 1933, although many boo...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke, narrated by Rebecca Lowman Natalie has the perfect life as a trad wife social media influencer, until she wakes up one day to find herself an actual trad wife in the 1800s … 1/ 🧵 #books #booksky #audiobooks #libby #tradwife #horror
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Yesteryear
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A GMA BOOK CLUB PICK • A NEW YORK TIMES BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR (SO FAR) • A traditional American woman, a “tradwife” influencer, suddenly awakens in the brutal reality of...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Celebrate Bisexuality Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Celebrate Bisexuality Day!
Celebrate Bisexuality Day, which goes by a variety of other names such as Bisexual Pride Day, Bi Visibility Day, CBD, International Celebrate Bisexuality Day, Bisexuality+ Day, and Bisexual Pride and ...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s World Rhino Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🦏
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It's World Rhino Day!
World Rhino Day is being observed today! It has been observed annually on September 22nd since 2010.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Beef Stroganoff Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Beef Stroganoff Day!
National Beef Stroganoff Day, observed annually on September 21, celebrates the savory comfort of beef stroganoff. The Russian-inspired dish typically combines sautéed beef, mushrooms, and a creamy sa...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Brunch Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Brunch Day!
National Brunch Day celebrates the relaxed meal that combines breakfast and lunch. Observed on the third Sunday in September, it offers a chance to sleep in, enjoy a late-morning spread, and share foo...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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timmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
current mood of the american electorate?
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s International Red Panda Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's International Red Panda Day!
International Red Panda Day is being observed today! It was observed on November 13th in 2010. It has been observed the third Saturday in September since 2011.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18/09/2026
if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep” bring a union rep
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I was in charge of an educational institution and learned that a technology fostered “cognitive surrender” in young people, I’d like to think I would do everything in my power to keep it away from the young people who pay my institution to educate them. But I guess I’m just a weirdo.
Students are using artificial intelligence for everything, including cheating, and a recent M.I.T. report said the technology was creating
"cognitive surrender."
Philip Cheung for The New York Times
Many university leaders are embracing A.I. anyway. →
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Rice Krispies Treats Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's Rice Krispies Treats Day!
Rice Krispies Treats, known by other names like Rice Krispie Treats and Rice Krispies Squares, are celebrated and enjoyed today on Rice Krispies Treats Day. They are made with Rice Krispies (or anothe...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beastars S3 E13: “A Threefold Dilemma” There’s lots of murder in this series! Maybe Haru is a murder magnet. One of her teachers “commits suicide” but Haru saw someone on the roof with her. Uh oh… 1/ 🧵 #beastars #anime #netflix
Lion 🦁 mayor at a mic 🎤 holding up an award for Louis 🦌
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Archer: Dreamland S8 E1-2: “No Good Deed / Berenice” Ouch! The drop in writing quality & jokes are severe. I also hate the setup, the season taking place in a comatose Archer’s coma dream. 1/ 🧵 #tvsky #tv #archer #cartoons #cartoonsky
Noir P.I. Archer in a convertible holding a glass of whisky 🥃, of course.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Holy Grail of Eris S1 E12: “The Final Chapter: At the Grand Merillian” That wraps up the current plotline, while leaving room for future seasons. I’m guessing this covered only part of the light novels, which I intend to read at some point. 1/ 🧵 #anime #villainess
Constance with her head lowered, preparing to be beheaded.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Free Queso Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🫕
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It's Free Queso Day!
Salsa and chips are always free at Moe's Southwest Grill, but queso—or "liquid gold," as they call it—is also free today. Why? Because it's Free Queso Day! Each year on the day, Moe's gives out a free...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Collect Rocks Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🪨
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It's Collect Rocks Day!
Collect Rocks Day is a day to get outdoors, look for rocks, appreciate the beauty and diversity of rocks, learn more about rocks and geology, start collecting rocks, and enjoy one's rock collection. S...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No no, the Coronas in the fridge are the ones I’m NOT drinking. You should be worried about the whisky you don’t see, not the beer you do! 🥃 🍺
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every once in a while I’m reminded that no matter how online I am, I could always be more online
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Kash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearing
Sen. John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy that doesn’t automatically disqualify job applicants who have engaged in bestiality.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Three-Body Problem S1 E1: “The Tower of Meaning” I’ve heard mixed reactions to this CGI animated version on Bilibili. From ep 1 it seems alright! This ep has a quick recap of the end of book 1 & then starts in on the plot of book 2, The Dark Forest… 1/ 🧵 #scifi #3body #animation #bilibili
Poster from Bilibili’s CGI animation Three Body Problem. Showing characters from the series, a spacesuit, and in-game Wallbreakers. Overall tone is serious and a bit grim.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Voter Registration Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🗳️ ✔️
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It's National Voter Registration Day!
National Voter Registration Day, which was started in 2012, is a holiday celebrating democracy in the United States, in which the goal is to make sure everyone has the opportunity to vote. Awareness i...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Assassination Classroom S1 E16: “School’s Out - First Term” E class does surprisingly well! That pisses off A class & the headmaster, of course. #anime
A blonde E class student looking entirely too pleased with herself, a huge grin on her face at her English exam score.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You S1 E8: “Kiss Zombie Panic” I found this ep hilarious. I enjoyed the VHS horror movie static during the fake credit sequence. Love-crazed kiss zombies, watch out! 1/ 🧵 #anime #harem #romcom #100kanojo
Karane & Hakari as kiss zombies, with glowing pink heart eyes.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ball Lightning by Cixin Liu, narrated by Feodor Chin, translated by Joel Martinsen Sort of a prequel story to 3 Body Problem, about a researcher’s lifelong search for the explanation of ball lightning after one kills his parents. 1/ 🧵 #books #booksky #audiobooks #scifi #libby
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Ball Lightning
Wildly imaginative. - Barack Obama on The Three-Body Problem trilogyA new standalone military science fiction adventure from the New York Times bestselling and award-winning author of the Three-Body T...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Cream-Filled Donut Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Cream-Filled Donut Day!
National Cream-Filled Doughnut Day celebrates doughnuts of the cream-filled variety. Doughnuts, or "donuts" as they also are known, are deep-fried yeast pastries. The first doughnuts in America in fac...
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s Programmers’ Day, a sacred holiday for my people. 🤖
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It's Programmers' Day!
Programmers' Day is being observed today! It has been observed the 256th day of the year since 2009.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry, I can’t work today. It’s National Iguana Awareness Day, a sacred holiday for my people.
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It's National Iguana Awareness Day!
National Iguana Awareness Day, also known as NIAD, is being observed today! It has been observed the second Saturday in September since 1998.
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drunkpotato @drunkpotato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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