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мɑгκ

@drumrollplease.bsky.social
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Certified geek—seven days a week. 🖖🏻✊🏻🌈 ᑢᕼᎥ

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 9h
You can get your daily dose of iron from one of these babies. 10 million strong and growing… 🎶
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 22h
Here, I hope this helps.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 22h
Are you kidding? Just put you, @coachjerry.dad, and me in a room.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 22h
The minstrel boy to the war is gone…
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 23h
I love it when you’re chaste.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love Troye, no shade intended, but he looks like he’s 12 years old.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gen Z coworker: “How bad can it get?” Me, a millennial:
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve never regretted saving this. [taps sign]
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know this is all I have to say to you.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone, please take a moment to appreciate how handsome Archie is. Thank you for your attention.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might I suggest a hazmat suit for whichever day they inevitably invent a new trend where they broadcast pics of their prolapse to unsuspecting strangers?
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relatable.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t decide if I want to get out of bed either.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Irish goodbye isn’t just an action. It’s an art form.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Consider the source.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So that's where he's been hiding! I haven't seen him in years.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, mythical Costco churro, how I love thee. Let me bite the ways.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your shorts reminded me of this.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every day people say things to me, and I just look at them like this until it's over.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An early Christmas present, courtesy of the Clock Twink.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know, Siri AI definitely has her uses. 😉 (I kid, I kid)
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You post so many pics a day, your page is basically a flipbook. If I scroll fast enough, I can see you moving!
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chad and Jon are both adorable in a way that’s equal parts endearing and absurdly annoying.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
𝗠𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘃𝘀. 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing excites me more than people changing their pants! Did I see you change a sock, too? I may explode!
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm with you on seasons 1 and 2, but when it comes to season 3, I think you may find that ledge a little lonely, considering how many fans and critics clearly disagree. But that's the great thing about Star Trek, isn't it? There's always another series. It's a big galaxy.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joel McHale in a harness. This has been a public service announcement.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But we know who got the last laugh. 😏
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t yet, Dolly Parton wants to connect on TikTok.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Debating if I should press send on a risky text.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A wise woman taught us the following lesson:
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, enjoy!
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jake-O, it’s a day late, but the sentiment remains. HBD! 🥳
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trust me on this.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
— 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 4 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 7 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 — 𝗚𝗮𝘆𝘀:
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✅
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back? I was never here to begin with.
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