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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 25m

Yet Another Website: House on Haunted Hill (1959)

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The political equivalent of handing a child an iPad so you can have ONE NIGHT of adult conversation.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h

President Trump was denied the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, and the voting took place BEFORE he live-streamed a military execution. How can anyone deny the system is rigged against him? by Hugh Hewitt

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h

I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13h

Kimberly Guilfoyle's blatant corruption raises new questions about Gavin Newsom's judgment.

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 19h

Buying diesel from Russia instead of ending the war with Iran as a way to lower prices here is like taking a payday loan to pay off the credit card you used to buy a house you can’t afford … as a way of lowering your credit score.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 4h

"The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself." - John Ciardi

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 22h

Yet Another Website: Dog Breath Variations & Uncle Meat

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 09/10/2026

"Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word 'commence' in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say 'Enter', don't stop to pack." - Terry Pratchett ('Small Gods')

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 08/10/2026

Words don't meaning anything anymore...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Universities bring in foreign students ... to undercut the wages of American residents? What? This is exactly backwards. Foreign students subsidize the tuition of American students. I wonder why the VP who follows Nazis online has this all wrong. Probably an innocent, non-racist mistake.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 08/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Story Time with Senator John Kennedy

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 08/10/2026

"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." - Orson Welles

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 07/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Mmmm, Rasagna

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 07/10/2026

"It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?" - Frank Zappa

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 07/10/2026

Yet Another Website: MST3K 0320 – The Unearthly

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 06/10/2026

Also, their time with the 2022 Alumni Corps...

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 06/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Social Permission for Bigotry

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 06/10/2026

"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point." - Jack Handey

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dennis Hastert, former Speaker of the House, is dead at 84. Even now it's hard to believe a pedophile could rise so high in our government. (Oops, wrong photo.)

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A fraternity group chat in deep blue Ithaca, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But in between texts describing crimes, there are a few claiming that DEI is the reason ketamine is $200 an ounce.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 05/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Transcript from Time interview with Trump

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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Average Republican congressman dies

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 05/10/2026

"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." - Dave Barry

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 05/10/2026

Yet Another Website: The Secret Service

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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026

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DW Bowers 🐸💙 🇺🇸 🫏 @dwbowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Communist China builds much better affordable electric cars than the “capitalist” US. Americans are forced to pay more for inferior products because the US is not allowing Chinese cars to be sold here. American companies would be forced to build better cars if the market was not protected.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 04/10/2026

Yet Another Website: MST3K Short 0906 – Century 21 Calling

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank you Pete Hegseth for getting rid of the weirdos and beardos. by Elon Musk and JD Vance

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 04/10/2026

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." - Richard P. Feynman

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 03/10/2026

Drum and Bugle Corps: The Battalion and Gold approved for DCI’s World Class in 2027

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 03/10/2026

You can't get anyone in political media to say it plainly, but GOP strategy for several decades now has been built around the fact that its core goals/policies are *wildly unpopular*. Everything depends on a) polluting the information environment, b) cementing unfair structural advantages, & c) $$$.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 03/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Night of the Living Dead (1968)

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 03/10/2026

"Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man." - Boomhauer

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 03/10/2026

Sorry we missed your call. Halloween takes precedence. Surely you understand. Cartoon by Michael Maslin.

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God @thegodshow.com · 03/10/2026

Thou shalt not rape. Thou shalt not put rapists on the Supreme Court. Thou shalt not make rapists the president.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 02/10/2026

"Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows, but without that noise." - Jack Handey

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Transcript from Time interview with Trump: TRUMP: I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs… TIME: Thank you, Mr. President.

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Certified Mutant Enemy @drum-corps.net · 01/10/2026

Yet Another Website: Batman Meets Mr. Fizz (1965)

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