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Unapologetic Tuff Turf lover. MSP- on the good side of the river. ICE must be abolished.

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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is cut footage from Alfred Molina’s scene in Boogie Nights
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Shananigans @buttonlass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sean Sherman has started a movement, Chefs Against Fascism Everywhere, to “86 Fascism. A national night to unite the food industry. Monday, October 26.” Let’s boost the message and get more people on board and out to vote. cafe.vote
cafe.vote
C.A.F.E. — Chefs Against Fascism Everywhere
Feed the resistance. Save democracy. A directory of chefs and restaurants opening their doors as get-out-the-vote spaces.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This fucking guy… Also shoutout to The Company of Wolves artwork. Walking by that in the video rental store always creeped me the hell out
The Gmork from The Neverending StoryCompany of Wolves movie poster
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like doing the same 9 piece wooden puzzle 25 times while trying to watch your favorite NFL team? Having a toddler might be for you!
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When your football team is 4-0 but play like complete ass
Al Pacino  coked out of his mind in the movie Heat saying “”They’re great ass!”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it will only be because we have an an All-World Defense. Our offense makes us complete and total frauds.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the Vikings the last 3 weeks
Scene from Hellraiser 2, “I am in hell help me,” written on a wall
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re in line to commit a penalty in the Vikings/Dolphins game, stay in line
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A scene from the Simpsons with Mr. Burns and Smithers with Mr. Burns saying, “SMITHERS, IM BEGINNING TO THINK THAT KYLER MURRAY IS WASHED”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do you have to do to get a lifetime ban from The Rainforesf Cafe? Why are you so desperate to go back after being banned? Were you banned from just this location or all Rainforest Cafes? How much alcohol was involved in this incident? Were any mechanical animals harmed?
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw this and I have so many questions that will never be answered…
Reddit Post
r/TwinCities
u/LilSuzieForMayor • 11h
Do Any Rainforest Cafe Patrons Know How Seriously the MOA Location Takes "Lifetime
Bans"?
Is a lifetime ban just something they threaten when they're really mad?
Or do they have a formal system in place to monitor and enforce the punishment?
If the latter, any advice on how to navigate the appeals process would be greatly appreciated.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No easy W’s. Gotta teach them early.
A teenager brutally posterizing a small child on a Fisher Price Hoop
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of four trophies this season acquired, Gophers. We have the jug, now bring me the pig.
Floyd of Rosedale, the trophy for the Minnesota/Iowa game

Ski-U-Mah
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
PLAY PJ FLECK HIS JUG MUSIC
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The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
Alt: The Simpsons: Homer's Kitchen Jig
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jango Fett from the Star Wars prequels with a text bubble
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would be a shame if everyone called or texted him so much he pulls a Ron Swanson
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Ron Swanson Hammers Phone
Alt: Ron Swanson Hammers Phone
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#1. Good for him. Free Palestine and fuck Bob Kraft. #2. The stoned trumpet player in the back is absolutely sending me. Why does he oook like Nesbit from Everybody Wants Some!?
Cowboy trumpet player behind Zach BryanNesbit from Everybody Wants Some! 

He has a quote saying “I’m the reigning knuckuckles champ”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pitching ESPN on another alternate Monday Night Football broadcast where Hank Azaria calls the game in character as Brockmire and Tony Romo does color commentary while they pass a bottle of rye whiskey back and forth
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would actually watch a Manningcast-like alternate broadcast where both the play by play and color guy are absolutely shitfaced. Feels like there would be some genuine enthusiasm and a bunch of tea spilled.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First Wisconsinite ever to get fired for drinking and driving
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It could be that the live action remakes only work to drive in nostalgia seeking parents and using a newer film they had to stream for their kids 3k times during the pandemic was a bad idea. …but it was probably the wig.
Elaine about to throw George’s hairpiece out the window saying, “I don’t like this thing and this is what I’m doing with it?”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jimmy Butler looking confused at a sheet of paper
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same energy
Samuel L Jackson in Black Snake Moan
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Comforting my sobbing toddler as I burn all of her Ms. Rachel toys by letting her know I’ve had to burn all of my Nikes, NFL jerseys, Springsteen records, Bud Light merch, and more in service of The Culture War
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife hates whenever I mention the “Ragu Festival”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt today:
youtu.be
no film in this camera
YouTube video by paok88
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My toddler just told someone that, “My dad says you’re on his list.” Now my toddler is on the list.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with the grave robber Henry Jones? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with “Indiana” Jones! [SMITH]: That is biblical scholar Henry Jones Senior
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Maybe it will happen today” in the Dragon Ball font
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scene from the Simpsons where a standup comedian is making fun of how people drive changed  so that it looks lame to drive an automatic transmission and cool to drive a manual
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thoughts on today’s Vikings game:
Teeny Little Mediocre Guy
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me staring down the refs in the Lynx game:
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As physical as this Lynx/Liberty game has been, the calls the refs are making are as soft as Charmin
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Lynx game is a fist fight
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Checking in on Golden Gopher football today
30Rock scene changed to say

“So the game starts around 10?”

Liz Lemon, “At night?!”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropping phone
A very 70’s looking man talking on a Garfield phone saying “I have to reform the ninja empire.”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCK ICE
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Sir, how many times have we asked you not to film in the vestibule? You know this violates your lease here at Divorced Dads Apartments.”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jim Henson running into a sound stage yelling,”To me, my Muppets!”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This will always be my favorite GoT memory. Somehow still works 11 years later youtu.be/Ssj_oSI5HW0?...
youtu.be
Logan Lucky - Game of Thrones Winds of Winter Joke
YouTube video by Favorite Clips
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me just say, thanks for making something that makes me chuckle every time I think of it!
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Friendly!) Counterpoint: appointment doesn’t necessarily mean good? GoT was fine, and when it was great it was great-but it was usually only great 1-2 episodes a season at best It was at its best when it showed you what was going on, but most of the time it was telling you what was happening
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does he always look like if Bugs Bunny popped Bautista’s muscles with a needle?
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kyler Murray in a rain suit on the sideline looks like my toddler when I pick them up from a rainy day at school
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fred never cared much for lids.
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Awooooo!
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A post from Jill Krajewski

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he's really a tragic figure.

Posted:
9:15 PM • Jan 12, 2025
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Zelda logo changed to say “Stupid fucking Water Temple, why are you so hard?!?!”
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Maybe it will happen today” in the Zelda font

Link is riding a horse underneath with Death Mountain in the background
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Fake Signal Name @dropstar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ted Cruz saying, “I understood that reference!”
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