Reposted by 🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸
Dear Americans,
You got two main problems — billionaires and pedophiles. And of course, billionaire pedophiles.
Until you address the billionaire pedophile elephant in the room, nothing will get better.
You deserve leaders willing to exact swift justice on these monsters.
Love,
God
![Text thread of myself (max) and my friend.
Max: i made your wife in Tomodachi life, your mii is about to confess their love to her
Max: i have 0 control over whom they fall for btw
Max: your mii did it all on her own
Friend: I will find her in every life
Max: [photo of tomodachi life showing the friendship change to "crush: ready to risk it all"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:65xucrubq6op4dugr2xy3p7i/bafkreieiknjlpustimd7esgt37whvhgmj25ihkv2a2mvvoayzfegnabz54)
![Text thread between Max and friend
Max: [photo of tomodachi version of friend saying she wants to move in with tomodachi version wife]
Max: im more invested in your tomodachi love life than i am my actual love life
Friend: that tracks
Max: you two have moved in together
Max: also
Max: [photo of tomodachi life news saying "I'll read now from the joint statement they've released, "Yeah, just thought everyone should know, since we might get together in this world too."]
Max: thats about how you and her are together in this world and might be in the tomodachi world
Max: you genuinely called it
Friend: i told you
Friend: this life and all that come after
Friend: Whether as people, drops of rain, or sun on a blooming flower
Friend: i will find her](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:65xucrubq6op4dugr2xy3p7i/bafkreie7ufxy2kemmhxdcgp3fqswkvgia3agjioxmzr6ftdzslye6fwd2u)
