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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸

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Wanted to escape.

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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get this weird feeling that this song was made by the #BackstreetBoys...
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My favorite hollywood undead song: miserable at best
A screenshot of the music app Tidal glitching and showing the playing artist as Hollywood Undead with the song as Miserable At Best by Mayday Parade
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He looks like he's pretending he's in a sad music video
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I made my best friend and her wife in Tomodachi Life. Guys its so fucking cute watching 2 people you care so much about fall in love AGAIN, this time in a different world.
Text thread of myself (max) and my friend. 
Max: i made your wife in Tomodachi life, your mii is about to confess their love to her
Max: i have 0 control over whom they fall for btw
Max: your mii did it all on her own

Friend: I will find her in every life

Max: [photo of tomodachi life showing the friendship change to "crush: ready to risk it all"]Text thread between Max and friend

Max: [photo of tomodachi version of friend saying she wants to move in with tomodachi version wife]
Max: im more invested in your tomodachi love life than i am my actual love life

Friend: that tracks

Max: you two have moved in together
Max: also
Max: [photo of tomodachi life news saying "I'll read now from the joint statement they've released, "Yeah, just thought everyone should know, since we might get together in this world too."]
Max: thats about how you and her are together in this world and might be in the tomodachi world
Max: you genuinely called it

Friend: i told you
Friend: this life and all that come after
Friend: Whether as people, drops of rain, or sun on a blooming flower
Friend: i will find herText thread between Max and friend

Friend: "i dont need to know about whar you get up to" >proceeds to have us kiss like ants in a maze

Max: IM NOT DOING ANYTHING
Max: THEYRE DOING ALL OF THIS
Max: I HAVE NO CONTROL

Friend: literally what did you expect to happen putting her and i in access of eachother in ANYTHING
Friend: like 
Friend: cmon

Max: LMAO your wife just said "i'll let you go out with me!"

Friend: if she and i exist in ANYTHING we're gonna be fuckin nasty style

Max: and now youre datingText thread between Max and friend

Friend: like i know im into voyeur stuff, but this is a different kind of weird parasocial relationship 

Max: IM LIVING VICARIOUSLY

Friend: next level cuck vibes
Friend: she things its funny though
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Its a candle... they tend to have a scent when you burn them...
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Just have to polish it and then its done.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What about cat bike sunday? I think he's hinting at wanting to go on a ride lol
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My mom and step dad constantly say my brother and i have the laziest generations, like no we just dont wanna work 3 jobs and still not be able to afford to live. I bought 10 items at the grocery store the other day to make cupcakes and cake pops. $56.79. And it wasnt even all the ingredients.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Why would they make it with ONE handslot on ONE side. If youre only gonna make one handslot DO IT ON THE END (Drawn in red) This is BASIC physics. Children learn balance and counterbalance before they even learn what physics fucking is!
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
So i got a very heavy package (which fedex said i would have to sign for but i didnt have to?) and whoever designed this box deserves violence. It has ONE hand cutout. ONE (drawn in white) I alone cannot lift this. Especially not by the handslot. It will tip and fall, then i'd be mega fucked.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Update
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Incase no one believes it
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
...this?
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
✌️✌️✌️✌️
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Saw this at Michaels, and this time I didnt even do it!
Wooden letters FDT for F donald trump seen at Michaels
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My dad shared this on fb. I couldnt help but laugh because 1. That makes 0 sense. 2. HE LITERALLY VOTED FOR OBAMA BOTH TIMES.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Maybe one of the elon fanboys thought you were posting "offensive content" or "misinformation"?? Or "ai content"???
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I have 8 left steve, all for you
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My dogs name is actually Bubba!
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Bubba enjoying a damp day in his new raincoat! #dog #dogsofbluesky
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
What is the point of gold flakes on baked goods if you cant fucking eat it? And why does this fucking bottle only say it in tiny writing and not BIG ON THE FUCKING BOTTLE? It also says E175 which is classified in europe as edible, yet it isnt edible. Wtf
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This is who i strive to be.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You can literally see the kid in her moving! Pregnancy is teeeeerrifying
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Soooo tired
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This is my baby.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There are 2 wolves inside of you One is a horrible artist with 0 skill The other is the most talented you will ever be They fight for control of the mouse. #sims4 #sims
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This happened the other day on twitter First time i'd ever seen or heard of the guy, probably because he's a rape apologist and I dont associate with that shit.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Help
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You got your mom jewelry or a candle for mothers day. I painted her wooden giraffe that i said i would paint 5 years ago but procrastinated, we are not the same.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
What a fuckin sale that is
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
No one can convince me he isnt watching #Supernatural
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Gross. Get out of Jesus.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Text thread between me and my best friend
Me: *sends pic of self without piercings* i feel naked i dont like
Her: so why take them out?
Me: MRI today
Her: ah. Should swallow a couple nails as a surprise for the techs
Me: i'd rather not, but thanks for the suggestion
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
MY JACKET ARRIVED!!!! #BFC
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Black mouth cur for size comparison
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Long noodle boy
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I also have long noodle beast
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
*gasp* taylor + lautner
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Wtf even is this ad...
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I know its only the end of march but... can i play mermaids yet?
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ice rainbows 🌈
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Saw these on my hike today
Graffiti saying CUMGraffiti saying "Horny Bitches Say What"Graffiti saying "Kill Cops"
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Rude.... i mean, its true, but still... #infinitynikki
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Not to mention upgrade isnt even fucking working. Love this for me.
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Something feels... off here #infinitynikki
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Me
Grim reaper sim chilling in her rocking chair
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Took a hike yesterday and accidentally walked in on something private...
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🐸MAX: BEAST OF THE SWAMP🐸 @dropdeadmax.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Apparently my lesbian's baby might know about local hauntings. She's been alive 15 minutes and hasnt left this room, but shit, she might know
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