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Lars Bergmann

@drlarsbergmann.bsky.social
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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 03/08/2026
How manny will keep denying acceleration of global warming is real if this central estimate of global temperature above pre-industrial materializes in 2027?
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Posted a chart. Got more blocks than likes. Apparently the debate is settled: the science is wrong and the correct response is to close your eyes very hard. Cognitive dissonance itches, doesn't it.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
June 2026: second-warmest June on record globally. Hottest June ever for western Europe. Hottest June ocean ever measured. If your memory says "it was like this in the 80s," your brain isn't remembering. It's lying to your face, and you're tipping it.
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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 10/05/2026
Why should we care that Earth's Energy Imbalance has more than doubled? Because that's what drives the climate to change. It's really that simple!
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Knew and Continued
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Denial Feels Cozy
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Switched to Claude Opus & Sonnet 4.5 for project management. Game changer. The way it synthesizes complexity into clarity is unmatched. Imagine talking to your entire project baseline at once: plans, specs, requirements. And analyzing & reshaping them through dialogue.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Vielen Dank für's Follow first
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Good eye. Notice that bold stroke of 'Arctic Blue' plunging down, clashing violently with the 'Inferno Red'? It’s not just heat; it’s tension. A masterpiece of atmospheric whiplash. But let's not call it a broken jet stream. Let's call it high-contrast art. They are just dancing colours. 🎨❄️🔥
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Don't worry about the extreme deviations or the collapsing jet stream. It’s not a planetary emergency, it’s just unintended modern art. We’re not looking at the end of stability, we’re looking at a vibe. They are just dancing colours. Enjoy the show. 🎨🔥❄️ #ClimateCrisis #ArtOrDisaster
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Francis Sedgemore @hesgen.com · 17/11/2025
Europe has another Earth observation in orbit. ESA's Sentinel-6B, which was launched this morning, will use radar altimetry to measure the sea level rise that comes with a warming climate. @science.esa.int #climate #SeaLevel 🧪
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Sentinel-6B launched to extend record of sea-level rise
The latest guardian of our oceans has taken its place in orbit. The Copernicus Sentinel-6B satellite is now circling Earth, ready to continue a decades-long mission to track the height of the planet’s...
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
When sound and vision hit perfectly 🎬🎵 This one really surprised me. youtu.be/NUgx3lVVutI?...
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Where The Magic Flows (First Final 2)
YouTube video by Robert Paulson
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The ingredients for even more car soups are plentiful.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Asked by Ted?
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
No data, no words, no problems. Proudly brought to you by the Department of Dumb.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
We are, most probably, the only species to foresee its own extinction - and perfect the means to achieve it. We measured collapse, celebrated it as innovation, and called the ruins progress.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
We are making every effort to complete the job as quickly as possible.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Cities will drown, then burn, then rebuild - smaller, meaner, hungrier. Borders will harden; people will move anyway. Children will grow up asking what “normal weather” used to mean. And we will tell them stories of seasons that once knew their place.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The air will taste like heat. The rains will come all at once - or not at all. Fields will turn to dust, rivers to memory. Food will be scarce, water will be currency.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
#NoPlanetB
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
How's the climate doing? The oceans are boiling. The poles are melting. The records are burning. And the silence is deafening. #ClimateFuckery
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James Hansen @drjamesehansen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Draft Chapter 10 of Sophie’s Planet, Venus Syndrome & Runaway Climate (mailchi.mp/caa/chapter-...) is an introduction (also available on Substack: jimehansen.substack.com/p/chapter-10...). Quantitative analysis with insights on climate physics will follow.
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Chapter 10. The Venus Syndrome & Runaway Climate
James Hansen
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Looks like our global 'keep calm and carry on' strategy is working perfectly... the oceans are definitely carrying on, right into hotter temperatures. Nothing to see here, just the planet's thermostat breaking.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The oceans are boiling in shades of red. Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Donate to HAUSBRAND BITTE HELFT MEINER MUTTER ,VATER UND SCHWESTER, organized by Virginia Adler
Hallo ich bin die ältere Tochter und sammel spenden für meine… Virginia Adler needs your support for HAUSBRAND BITTE HELFT MEINER MUTTER ,VATER UND SCHWESTER
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James Hansen @drjamesehansen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
We, and young people, need help from people who understand the essence of climate science. See Forest versus Trees - columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailin... or its abbreviation - mailchi.mp/caa/seeing-t... also available on my Substack - jimehansen.substack.com/p/seeing-the...
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Früher hat man sich in Familien über Religion, Politik oder Geld gestritten. 2025: "DU HAST WAS FÜR EINE HEIZUNG?!?" Verwandtschaft beendet. 🔥❄️
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Complex systems vs. the human brain is like sending a Shakespeare play to a toaster. It’ll light up, but no idea what’s going on.
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Jörg @realkachelmann.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
BREAKING Der neue Temperaturrekord für die Türkei #Tuerkiye ist offiziell: 50,5 Grad.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No better therapy than some laps of 25.378 km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions. Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞 #GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Zero sugar, yet a symphony of lab-born thrills: sucralose, caffeine, taurine… Like a science fair in your bloodstream. Monster’s love letter to the 21st-century metabolism.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
📌 In Nature: 7σ ≠ Nature Natural variability rarely exceeds 2σ. 7σ means the system has changed. Radically.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
📌 In Industrial Engineering (Six Sigma): 6σ = "Perfect" process: 3.4 defects per million 7σ = 0.019 defects per billion A 7σ event is beyond "perfection". It’s fantasy.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
📌 If IQ were normally distributed: 7σ = IQ of 255 Einstein? Nowhere close. No human has ever scored near that.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
📌 If Coin Tosses were normally distributed: 7σ = 1 head out of 390 billion tosses You’d wait longer than the universe has existed to see it once. We just saw it in the ocean.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
📌 If Human Height were normally distributed: +7σ = A person 3.50 meters (11.5 feet) tall That’s taller than a giraffe. It simply doesn’t happen.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
🌊 WHAT DOES +7 SIGMA MEAN? Sea Surface Temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere have reached a 7-sigma anomaly. That’s not just unusual. It’s off the charts. Here's how rare 7σ is; in any system:
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
aaahhh
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Northern Hemisphere’s oceans just recorded a +7σ sea surface temperature anomaly relative to the 1951–2000 mean. Such a deviation is virtually impossible in a stable system. We're now forcing oceanic change at a pace unseen in thousands of years. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sounds like a dream plan, but the risk of nightmares is high
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Made a mistake and watched the news. Oh boi.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
epic
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 18/07/2025
Here are the daily warming stripes for global sea-surface temperature anomalies, updated through July 17, 2025. Can you tell that global SSTs are currently 3rd warmest on record for the day?
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Today’s planet-sized mood ring glows scarlet over the North Atlantic - seas running up to +9 °C hotter than the 1971-2000 memory. The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later. #HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 15/07/2025
Will this be the last Keeling curve upate from NOAA for CO2 at Mauna Loa? June 2025: 429.61 ppm This may be a tragic moment:
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Dan Miller @danmiller999.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Thursday at 3pm PT (special day/time) on Climate Chat: Cause of Extreme North Atlantic Warming in 2023 with @profmattengland.bsky.social. We'll also discuss AMOC & S. Ocean. #ClimateCrisis #AMOC @leonsimons.bsky.social @bikingmzstacey.bsky.social @radsci.bsky.social youtube.com/live/39T7bW7...
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Cause of Extreme North Atlantic Warming in 2023 with Matthew England
In this Climate Chat episode, we interview University of New South Wales climate scientist Matthew England on his recent Nature paper "Drivers of the extreme North Atlantic marine heatwave during 2023...
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Peak absurdity: debating mitigation pathways while Earth keeps setting heat records. It's like arguing over fire extinguisher brands as the house burns.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 16/07/2025
Breaking News! Code Yikes! The global 2m surface temperature on July 14th set a new daily record. It was the hottest July 14th since records began in 1940 and possibly the hottest July 14th in the last 120,000 years. The climate 8-ball advises taking the under on 17.0°C. Stay tuned!
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Made #iRacing Sportscar Class A license; my 3 a.m. espresso finally earned a seat too. ☕️🏎️
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Michael Le Page @mjflepage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"Protocells" have been shown to self-assemble on micrometeorites 🧪 Which is intriguing as organic compounds are sometimes found on meteorites, and micrometeorites would rain down on planets 🌍 throughout the universe www.newscientist.com/article/2486...
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Protocells self-assembling on micrometeorites hint at origins of life
Micrometeorites are thought to shower down on planets throughout the universe, so the discovery that they help protocells form could tell us something about the chances of life elsewhere
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