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Lars Bergmann

@drlarsbergmann.bsky.social
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
June 2026: second-warmest June on record globally. Hottest June ever for western Europe. Hottest June ocean ever measured. If your memory says "it was like this in the 80s," your brain isn't remembering. It's lying to your face, and you're tipping it.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Good eye. Notice that bold stroke of 'Arctic Blue' plunging down, clashing violently with the 'Inferno Red'? It’s not just heat; it’s tension. A masterpiece of atmospheric whiplash. But let's not call it a broken jet stream. Let's call it high-contrast art. They are just dancing colours. 🎨❄️🔥
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Don't worry about the extreme deviations or the collapsing jet stream. It’s not a planetary emergency, it’s just unintended modern art. We’re not looking at the end of stability, we’re looking at a vibe. They are just dancing colours. Enjoy the show. 🎨🔥❄️ #ClimateCrisis #ArtOrDisaster
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The ingredients for even more car soups are plentiful.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
#NoPlanetB
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
How's the climate doing? The oceans are boiling. The poles are melting. The records are burning. And the silence is deafening. #ClimateFuckery
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Looks like our global 'keep calm and carry on' strategy is working perfectly... the oceans are definitely carrying on, right into hotter temperatures. Nothing to see here, just the planet's thermostat breaking.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The oceans are boiling in shades of red. Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No better therapy than some laps of 25.378 km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions. Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞 #GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The Northern Hemisphere’s oceans just recorded a +7σ sea surface temperature anomaly relative to the 1951–2000 mean. Such a deviation is virtually impossible in a stable system. We're now forcing oceanic change at a pace unseen in thousands of years. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Today’s planet-sized mood ring glows scarlet over the North Atlantic - seas running up to +9 °C hotter than the 1971-2000 memory. The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later. #HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Made #iRacing Sportscar Class A license; my 3 a.m. espresso finally earned a seat too. ☕️🏎️
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
June 23, 2025 SSTs: North Atlantic blazing, Mediterranean scorching, Western Pacific glowing. Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Deutschland +10 °C über Norm: Die Atmosphäre glüht schon vor, wir müssen nur noch das Grillgut draufwerfen.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
MAM 2025 SST anomalies hit +6σ in the North Atlantic, North Sea & Mediterranean. That’s not “a bit unusual”. It’s off the statistical charts. If this were a lab result, you'd rerun the test. But it's the ocean. Expect the unexpected. #Climate #DataMatters #SST
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The sea surface temperature of the Northern Hemisphere is now approaching an 8-sigma anomaly — an extraordinary development that suggests we are likely to witness unprecedented and extreme weather events. #ClimateFuckery
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My, what a delightfully smug kind of toastiness.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Arctic Ocean: +2.2K West Antarctica: +3.9K India & Pakistan hit 46°C in April ... But hey, the stock markets! #EverythingIsFine #BusinessAsUsual #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
2m Temperature Anomaly for Jan and Feb 2025. April data become available by the beginning of May.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
ECMWF data shows massive temperature anomalies in March 2025 — deep reds across the Northern Hemisphere, peaking over +10 °C. The planet is screaming. Policy? Still whispering. #ClimateCrisis #HotterEverywhere #GrowthAtAllCosts
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The Northern Hemisphere — burning up like the trade wars, but everyone’s too busy scrolling.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Finally stood at the Nürburgring Nordschleife today. For me, it's not just a racetrack – it's the ultimate symbol of speed, challenge, and heritage. Nothing compares.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Massive heat anomalies, record-breaking sea surface temps, and the Northern Hemisphere cooking alive - again. No plans, no urgency, no accountability. We had a planet. We chose profit. #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
something with temperature anomalies
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Game of Thrones was wrong. Winter isn’t coming — it’s just selectively showing up while the Arctic throws a summer party. #ClimateChange
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Europe 850hPa Temperature Anomaly Feb 18 2025 & forecast #Climate
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Arctic 850hPa Temperature Anomaly Feb 07 2025 & forecast Heat! #Climate
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Arctic 2m Temperature Anomaly Feb 07, 2025 Only for the archive. #Climate
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
2m Temperature Anomaly Feb 05, 2025 What is your local politician’s stance on this? #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Arctic 2m Temperature Anomaly This looks fucking scary but hey it's weekend #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
a lot of work to get on par #iRacing #PhillipIsland
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Something great is developing here! #Bluesky
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Both, the 2m & Sea Surface Temperature Standard Anomaly in December 2024 look f%&king awesome. Six sigma everywhere - quality manager's paradise. #Climate
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Northern Hemisphere 850 hPa Temperature Anomaly #Climate
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#January #Photography Canon EOS 5D Mark IV, EF100-400mm L IS II USM 1/400, f/9.0, ISO100,
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Now let's have a look at the Anomalies 2024 in terms of standard deviations Let the sigmas fly #ClimateChange
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Anomalies 2024 2m Temperature Sea Surface Temperature Total Cloud Cover Acc. Precipitation #ClimateChange
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Exactly. Nevertheless, humankind is celebrating FAFO like there's no tomorrow.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
As the year wraps up, the northern hemisphere decides to give it one last dramatic push — because subtlety is overrated. #ClimateFuckery unfolding (while mankind sleepwalks and is only occupied with nonsense)
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Yeah six sigma! A blessing for quality managers, but not so much for the #climate.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
2m Temperature Anomaly, 28.12.24. Fortunately, we have become accustomed to the anomalies, otherwise one might suspect that something is not quite right. #Climatefuckery unfolding
2m Temperature Anomaly, 28.12.24
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The Northern Hemisphere celebrates the winter solstice. #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
2m Temperature Anomaly November 2024 (vs 1979-2000) This is insane! Climate fuckery unfolds at an unprecedented pace while there exists no technology solution and the media don't give a fraction of a fuck. #Climate #ClimateCrisis
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
six sigma 🔥 just wow
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Northern Hemisphere 2m Temperature Anomaly Analysis & Forecast Check out those fabulous colors!
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There can never be enough coffee in the morning.
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A cold spill will visit Europe
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The European Temperature Anomaly developed a Face!
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Lars Bergmann @drlarsbergmann.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Europe looks Awesome #ClimateCrisis unfolding
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