drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 45mAbsolutely wild to me how few examples of Men Who Are Suoer Into Women Their Own Age I can think of. Like not to get Too Woke On Main While Unemployed, but women with a lil salt and pepper going are gorgeous and the media should say so. 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 1hI used to tell people "I grew up in a house where if you didn't know a word you got a dictionary & if you didn't know a thing you got an encyclopedia" to try and explain Why I Am The Way I Am...but the better I get to know my parents the more I suspect that less a House Thing and more A Thing I Did 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 3h🎶🎶Gonna go down down on an antler’d gals mound And sugar it tastes like chicken You know I’ll never mention a bullet… After what happened to Bambi(‘s mom), I just couldn’t do it.🎶🎶. —Fallout Boymode 110
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 12hGonna make it a point to say “my desultory youth” in conversation more. Nice mouth feel set of words. Kinda eponymous if your interlocutor doesn’t know what it means. 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15hleft a big box of Free Stuff chained to the fence in front of my house with a sign saying “the stuff in this box is free, but not the box itself (or this chalkboard)” and went out to get a flu / covid shot. Came home & found someone had taken the chain. I love New York. 120
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 20hOne baby to another says: I'm lucky to've met you. I don't care what you think unless it is about me. It is now my duty to completely DRAIN YOU. 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dog Park Acquaintance Who Keeps Trying To Goad Me: lol, drl do you shave your legs? Me: I mean, I have...but no. I was ~~accidentally~~ negligently irradiated a few times in the army and my leg hair fell off during the war. DPA: Oh...carry on. 010
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstadrl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Macklemore needs opening acts I’m available (unemployed) and I make beats. on.soundcloud.com/73SsgT1d1Tdl...soundcloud.comBut have you heard this one tho? (ft Bob Vylan )for the ungoverned 011
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstadrl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026H.A.T.E. It was with this old left hand that old brother cain struck the blow that laid his brother low L.O.V.E The right hand friends, the hand of love. 011
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had a dream I wrote an amazing cover letter saying I don’t believe in AI but if it’s as good as people say I shouldn’t need experience w/ it, it should just make my already considerable skills MORE valuable as you’ll get more out of me as you show me how to use it “well” Everyone clapped & I woke up 021
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026H.A.T.E. It was with this old left hand that old brother cain struck the blow that laid his brother low L.O.V.E The right hand friends, the hand of love. 011
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fuck Elmo is what I'm saying 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look, can I PROVE that Elmo is perfectly capable of speaking like a regular person and/or muppet? No, Obviously I cannot. Do I believe with every fiber of my being that little shit is spouting "me no like..." nonsense because a team of consultants told him to? Yes, more so than anything: YES! 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Super duper unrelated to what this is in response to...but I will never pass up a chance to remind people that Grover is Platonic Ideal Muppet with the gentleness of Kermit, the fearlessness of Piggy and the fur of Oscar. Fuck ass, perpetual child, speech impediment faking Elmo could never. 020
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My honest feelings about selling my labor and/or the feasibility of a CDN that will inject a “nanovisor” into every website to beacon back telemetry and / or disable an end users add blocker. 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Macklemore needs opening acts I’m available (unemployed) and I make beats. on.soundcloud.com/73SsgT1d1Tdl...soundcloud.comBut have you heard this one tho? (ft Bob Vylan )for the ungoverned 011
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I used to have 6 clocks behind my desk with the same time on them but different labels that were too small to see via a webcam. Whenever someone would inevitably ask about them I'd take my camera to show them the labels: "NYC, Washington DC, Miami Florida, Moose Island, Punta Cana, DR..." 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026> look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts quite possibly the most "What the fuck, is there dog shit in this sandwich? Here, try a bite" ass sentence I've encountered in a hot minute. Anyway, If I had to taste it you have to taste it...that's just being American 020
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On my meds and in the mood to Choose Violence, so here's my near tepid Star Wars take Space Wizards have ALWAYS been the worst part of Star Wars† AND The Acolyte was the only interesting exploration of the Jedi as a concept. † - save for possibly in the cartoons...which I have not watched 230
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026> Wow, the last time I wore these gloves I was carrying a rifle - first entry in a book of poetry based on my musings while cleaning my apt 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026> Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time imagine a slightly better version of yourself willing you to do so. --the catedrlical imperative, working draft 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know this is SUPER _DUPER_ besides the point, but whenever I see one of these chuds in their tacticool vests and surplus BDUS doing reload drills with an AR...they just drop the mags on the ground? Are they not worried about broken springs? Are they expecting a cleanup time after the battle? 120
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have a working theory that in much the same way gen-x’s brains got fried by Reagan making commercials in the form of children’s entertainment legal, millennials have never recovered from Dr Housian notions of the difference between being being good and doing well. 101
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i know creative feedback isn't part of an audio engineer's job and I am NOT here to start shit with the union, but at least don't fall asleep while I'm showing off my works in pupgress 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Once while on a LOT of acid I tied to explain pareidolia to a friend Landed on “we see faces because we need to see faces” Later, I was staring at the stars when the friend walked up Me: the stars are battling Him: I don’t see it Me: no?? Him: maybe you see battle because you need to see battles 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026may we all find someone who looks at us the way Paul Wall looks at his wife to call that loving would cheapen the word. That is a look of devotion. That is a look of worship. That is a look of bliss. 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I continue to believe that when a celebrity is outed as being Kinda Shitty, actually is NOT the time to say “there work sucked anyway” as it moves the conversation from the issue to your personal aesthetics. That said, lol. Lmao. Get fucked, Sheeran, you always sucked. 051
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstaRick Baymax @maincharacter.today · 15/09/2026Imagining a world where this email was WAY more interesting than it actually is 061
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If I were to offer to pay in some combination of the Big Three B's† & / or (access to, but NOT ownership of) the Lil P†† would anyone in NYC be down to help me do some manual labor††† for justice††††? † Beers, Blunts, & BBQ †† My lil pup ††† Dig a hole †††† IE: to spite my co-op board? 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Inverse Caramelized Onion Law You chop up like 10 onions, spend an hour stirring them gently while singing a lil "fuck yeah gonna be eating caramelized onions on er'thing for a week" song to yourself but another hour and two sandos later it's a mournful "well that wasn't many onions at all?" dirge 041
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kinda wild that ~15 yrs ago we got proof that the FAANG of the time were SUPER ILLEGALLY colluding to keep labor costs down and now those same firms are hiring ICs with 3 year, million dollar vesting cliffs while also laying off thousands of ppl & proclaiming their products too dangerous to exist 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not kidding when I say I would buy this as merch. T-shirt, hoodie, mug. Whatever. Piggy want. 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It has taken 25 years but I think we can finally settle this: Ninjas are better than pirates (like a third of their job is to fight pirates!) and the kids know it! Robert Hamburger, if you’re out there, you can rest now. The work is done. 001
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s 90 minutes into a video you don’t remember putting on, the music swells and just as you think it’s over the voice over explains how a whole new speedrun CATEGORY was born that day and there’s 55 minutes in the video left to go. You do not get up. You want to know too. Can skibidi do dat? 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Devastated to discover that the guy everyone is mad at is apparently running for and/or in office and not the subject of that one hbomberguy video. Oof indeed 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026> Stop crying, there hasn’t been a war in like a decade and it lasted a week. — The last thing I said to my mother as I got on the bus to Basic Training Anyway, tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the day I graduated from Basic, in case you’re wondering who jinx’d it for everyone. 050
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstadrl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 04/07/2023I can't believe I didn't think to caption this "bee not afraid" when I posted this on that other place. grateful for this new platform / opportunity to get things right this time. 021
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstascary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/02/2024 y͗̂o̪̲̲̪̿̀͌ͫ͗͘̚ q̴̸͔͇̻̫͕́̌͆͟͝_̛͕ͫư͙̞̦̯̲ͫͫͬ͒̿͌̋̓̽͗͐ͨ͛̓ͩͭ̋͟͠͡i̧̞͂̏̐́̔̊ͬe̶͓̖͈̩̓̉̈́͊̉ͬ͋́̏r̢̛̘̟̣̔̍͊ͤ̇̈́̾̅̌͞ͅo̘ͅ_̰̊ t͑̔̀a̟̼c̷̶̡̪̤̘̙̯͙͎͚̯̝̤̺ͯ̆̇̿͒̐̿̑̾ͪ̑̋ͪ̋ͪ͛͜ͅǫ̴̴̴̡͖̙̥͚̣̞̩̝̩͎ͫ͋̈͋̍ͩ̊ͨ̑̿͋͋ͦ̌͆̅͑̏͜ͅͅ b̴̷̖͔̙̫̤̽́ͣͪ̿ͣ̋͘̕͜͢͝͠e̖̥͖̠̫̗͚̫̦̓̀̍̅̿̑̑ͬ̿͜ͅl̲̿_̮̭̖̣̥̜͒͒͌ͮ́̅͐̔̕͞͠l͔ͨ 1328075
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/10/2024 126062
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026someone mentioned MUDs in a discord and I fell down a rabbit hole that resulted in finding quite possibly the most "how does this not have a [citation needed]" paragraph in wikipedian history. 082
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Might just fuck around and play the entirety of hardcore band The Bronx’s mariachi side project discography, Mariachi El Bronx in its entirety at the dog park today. youtu.be/EZ1My3FSeoE?...youtu.beMariachi El Bronx - 48 RosesYouTube video by MariachiElBronxVEVO 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Open Your Eyes - WIP (Work In Pupgress) 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026🎵🎵drl didn't do it - (g)oldie ft dija🎵🎵 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026can we agree that even in some distant future, Gay Space Communist Utopia with "Ethical Solar Powered AI That is Some How Not Evil So I Can Do This Bit" you would be an absolute herb to use it to make your silly jokes for you when you can simply do -a truly half ass version of- it yourself? 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I once told someone I don’t always lock my door (in NYC) and their reaction was “haven’t you ever seen Law & Order??!” and they seemed SHOCKED when my answer was no. Anyway, no bad time to bring share this omnibus of essays on Copaganda in media. youtube.com/playlist?lis...youtube.comCopaganda - YouTubeSources: https://tinyurl.com/mt8tpysx 121
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I was gonna write out a whole thread and end it with a pivot to a pitch for a fictional AI SAAS CD product but I am -ever so slightly- better than that. 000
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The real irony here is that Skynet was never sentient, a dev just accidentally typed “blow it all up lol” in the wrong terminal thinking it was a commit note in staging not a command in prod and the continuous delivery pipeline took it from there. 010
drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/09/202630+ years on and Gremlins 2 still rates amongst the most prescient films of all time. 000
Reposted by drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCstadrl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Man...not even gonna try to keep it close to a single song. To kick it off: soundcloud.com/mrsuicideshe...soundcloud.comJai Paul - BTSTU (Niia Cover)Niia http://soundcloud.com/niia/ http://www.facebook.com/NiiaMusic http://www.niiamusic.com/ Jai Paul http://soundcloud.com/jaipaul/ http://www.jaipaul.co.uk/ https://twitter.com/jai_paul Sheepy on 222