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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta

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As a child drl's mother told him he could be anything when he grew up so they promised to grow up to be somebody. In the end, everyone should have been more specific. drl.fyi || soundcloud.com/it-was-drl

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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶🎶 In The Moon Light🎶🎶 --drl didn't do it
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22h
This is objectively Not True…but the fact that it is OFTEN the guy who can do the most push ups who has the best chance of getting resupply and / or adequate security isn’t exactly a”plus” for the US Military.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22h
I don’t believe in violence in the same way in I don’t believe in god. Broadly not a fan, some, extremely acute situations open up the possibility even if I don’t feel the same way when I calm down, and should the lord or an opportunity to punch a nazi present itself, I’d be stupid not to engage
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶🎶 In The Moon Light🎶🎶 --drl didn't do it
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well…fuck. As someone who usually has a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of Which Faves Are Problematic And Why it is always weird to be on the other side of this, but still better to know. Thx!
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that the guy(? Band?) who did the Hawaii Part II EP as a side project? Always dug that album
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For me it’s that Denzel Washington went his whole career without being in a sequel and then made 3 movies based on a 80s spy procedural TV show and part 2 of a movie whose part 1 ended with the death of both the protagonist and antagonist
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been whatever you call “one step above doomer” for p much as long as I can remember, but watching this happen, with little fanfare and zero repercussions is probably what broke me of any notion of “America is good, we just need to do it right.”
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s bandcamp Friday…please listen to my demo. I literally don’t care if you buy it, the day is just an excuse. (Every track is stylistically and sonically different, so skip around) drl-didnt-do-it.bandcamp.com/album/you-ar...
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You Are Now In Tune (Pay Attention), by drl didn't do it
22 track album
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know that when you say "X is Y 101" you are generally revealing yourself to only have a 101 level grasp on Y...but The Veil Of Ignorance - the thought exercise in which you imagine an ideal world with the proviso there is no guarantee who you would be in it is literally philosophy 101
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely wild to me how few examples of Men Who Are Suoer Into Women Their Own Age I can think of. Like not to get Too Woke On Main While Unemployed, but women with a lil salt and pepper going are gorgeous and the media should say so.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to tell people "I grew up in a house where if you didn't know a word you got a dictionary & if you didn't know a thing you got an encyclopedia" to try and explain Why I Am The Way I Am...but the better I get to know my parents the more I suspect that less a House Thing and more A Thing I Did
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶🎶Gonna go down down on an antler’d gals mound And sugar it tastes like chicken You know I’ll never mention a bullet… After what happened to Bambi(‘s mom), I just couldn’t do it.🎶🎶. —Fallout Boymode
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun Fact: Cuties run in packs
A racially ambiguous, middle aged, bespectacled man with a trimmed but somehow unkept salt and pepper & pepper beard and permanently bemused expression. The man’s hair -tightly coiled springs bursting forth in all directions- is pulled back behind his ears to reveal stretched ears that one could put a pinky through (but one would NOT with out permission). 

Upon the mans’s shoulder is a pup, staring with rapt attention at the man’s hand. As if the pup -an absolute specimen, black from a distance but deep chestnut in the right light- were being tricked into taking an adorable photo with a piece of food.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna make it a point to say “my desultory youth” in conversation more. Nice mouth feel set of words. Kinda eponymous if your interlocutor doesn’t know what it means.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
left a big box of Free Stuff chained to the fence in front of my house with a sign saying “the stuff in this box is free, but not the box itself (or this chalkboard)” and went out to get a flu / covid shot. Came home & found someone had taken the chain. I love New York.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One baby to another says: I'm lucky to've met you. I don't care what you think unless it is about me. It is now my duty to completely DRAIN YOU.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dog Park Acquaintance Who Keeps Trying To Goad Me: lol, drl do you shave your legs? Me: I mean, I have...but no. I was ~~accidentally~~ negligently irradiated a few times in the army and my leg hair fell off during the war. DPA: Oh...carry on.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Macklemore needs opening acts I’m available (unemployed) and I make beats. on.soundcloud.com/73SsgT1d1Tdl...
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But have you heard this one tho? (ft Bob Vylan )
for the ungoverned
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
H.A.T.E. It was with this old left hand that old brother cain struck the blow that laid his brother low L.O.V.E The right hand friends, the hand of love.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a dream I wrote an amazing cover letter saying I don’t believe in AI but if it’s as good as people say I shouldn’t need experience w/ it, it should just make my already considerable skills MORE valuable as you’ll get more out of me as you show me how to use it “well” Everyone clapped & I woke up
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
H.A.T.E. It was with this old left hand that old brother cain struck the blow that laid his brother low L.O.V.E The right hand friends, the hand of love.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A tip if I may: if you start playing Control and are into it, buy the DLC early. I p much beat the game and THEN got the expansions and it kind of ruined them. They became “things to do” instead of “places to discover” if that makes sense. (Same thing happened with BotW tbh)
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit, I never even heard of resistance. I feel like I'd probably like the OG clone wars, and possibly enjoy the long running clone wars, but while I'm not hopeful WRT the rest...not like i have anything else to do.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck Elmo is what I'm saying
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, can I PROVE that Elmo is perfectly capable of speaking like a regular person and/or muppet? No, Obviously I cannot. Do I believe with every fiber of my being that little shit is spouting "me no like..." nonsense because a team of consultants told him to? Yes, more so than anything: YES!
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super duper unrelated to what this is in response to...but I will never pass up a chance to remind people that Grover is Platonic Ideal Muppet with the gentleness of Kermit, the fearlessness of Piggy and the fur of Oscar. Fuck ass, perpetual child, speech impediment faking Elmo could never.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My honest feelings about selling my labor and/or the feasibility of a CDN that will inject a “nanovisor” into every website to beacon back telemetry and / or disable an end users add blocker.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Macklemore needs opening acts I’m available (unemployed) and I make beats. on.soundcloud.com/73SsgT1d1Tdl...
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But have you heard this one tho? (ft Bob Vylan )
for the ungoverned
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh. Way to be the straw that broke the camels back, guess I’ll have to watch.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to have 6 clocks behind my desk with the same time on them but different labels that were too small to see via a webcam. Whenever someone would inevitably ask about them I'd take my camera to show them the labels: "NYC, Washington DC, Miami Florida, Moose Island, Punta Cana, DR..."
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
> look how Eliezer Yudkowsky's Rationalist Harry Potter fanfic starts quite possibly the most "What the fuck, is there dog shit in this sandwich? Here, try a bite" ass sentence I've encountered in a hot minute. Anyway, If I had to taste it you have to taste it...that's just being American
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tangential take: if it had been made clear from the start (via marketing? Idk I didn’t see any marketing ) that The Acolyte was a Roshamon Story™️ it would have had a DRASTICALLY different initial reception
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JFC
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On my meds and in the mood to Choose Violence, so here's my near tepid Star Wars take Space Wizards have ALWAYS been the worst part of Star Wars† AND The Acolyte was the only interesting exploration of the Jedi as a concept. † - save for possibly in the cartoons...which I have not watched
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
> Wow, the last time I wore these gloves I was carrying a rifle - first entry in a book of poetry based on my musings while cleaning my apt
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
> Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time imagine a slightly better version of yourself willing you to do so. --the catedrlical imperative, working draft
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know this is SUPER _DUPER_ besides the point, but whenever I see one of these chuds in their tacticool vests and surplus BDUS doing reload drills with an AR...they just drop the mags on the ground? Are they not worried about broken springs? Are they expecting a cleanup time after the battle?
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Early, pre Fergy BEP is so fucking good. I will FIGHT those who say otherwise.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
? www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv...
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AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY
YouTube video by Azealia Banks
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Technically correct, the best kind of correct!” has done incalculable damage to contemporary discourse. In this essay I will…
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a working theory that in much the same way gen-x’s brains got fried by Reagan making commercials in the form of children’s entertainment legal, millennials have never recovered from Dr Housian notions of the difference between being being good and doing well.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i know creative feedback isn't part of an audio engineer's job and I am NOT here to start shit with the union, but at least don't fall asleep while I'm showing off my works in pupgress
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once while on a LOT of acid I tied to explain pareidolia to a friend Landed on “we see faces because we need to see faces” Later, I was staring at the stars when the friend walked up Me: the stars are battling Him: I don’t see it Me: no?? Him: maybe you see battle because you need to see battles
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
may we all find someone who looks at us the way Paul Wall looks at his wife to call that loving would cheapen the word. That is a look of devotion. That is a look of worship. That is a look of bliss.
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I continue to believe that when a celebrity is outed as being Kinda Shitty, actually is NOT the time to say “there work sucked anyway” as it moves the conversation from the issue to your personal aesthetics. That said, lol. Lmao. Get fucked, Sheeran, you always sucked.
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Lost Browser Game Pikmin Space Force @maincharacter.today · 15/09/2026
Imagining a world where this email was WAY more interesting than it actually is
email from “Wizards”
headline: “Big changes coming to Wizards Accounts”
first paragraph: “Some exciting updates are coming to your Wizards Account starting October 7, 2026.”
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I were to offer to pay in some combination of the Big Three B's† & / or (access to, but NOT ownership of) the Lil P†† would anyone in NYC be down to help me do some manual labor††† for justice††††? † Beers, Blunts, & BBQ †† My lil pup ††† Dig a hole †††† IE: to spite my co-op board?
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inverse Caramelized Onion Law You chop up like 10 onions, spend an hour stirring them gently while singing a lil "fuck yeah gonna be eating caramelized onions on er'thing for a week" song to yourself but another hour and two sandos later it's a mournful "well that wasn't many onions at all?" dirge
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drl -Good Alt Txt'r, Bad IRL Txt'r™- dCsta @drl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look at you, using asterisks like a coward (instead of inserting an ASCII zero width space like a real gangster)
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