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@drhousepls.bsky.social
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Rasslin, Sports, Vidya, Cat whisperer DrHousePls on Discord He/Him

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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 10h
We hired the guy who raps and puts his foot in his mouth we have fired him after he put his foot in his mouth during a rap.
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Jesse // BABA @floorbaba.bsky.social · 10h
guy who plays FF7 and thinks Shinra provides a lot of jobs
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 12h
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 12h
These dorks will never understand that we're not part of a "team" and want them to "win" Bluesky is unimportant. It's where we are at this point and time.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 16h
Max Caster is the only wrestler in history whose best TNA match was with Moose.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/10/2024
Photo of a Halloween bucket filled with cathode ray television static. A cardboard sign advises "one slurp of TV static per trick or treater"
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Buddy private investigators (they'd never be cops)
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They call it Barstool because the bar is set low and they're shit.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tough week, lots of close loses but technically I don't have a losing record any week. Even if I went .500. Season record is 49-21
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looking at old clips I made and this one took me back because of my audio choice
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like how he stopped to mime breaking. Because his name is Bron Breakker and he breaks. Now stay there on the ladder while I show you that I break things.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isn't this one of the rules of OT? I remember one team needs to acquiesce?
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Professor X in the first astral plane mission vs the last astral plane mission
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finished X-Men Legends. Played all the others before, finally did the first one. It was good. Clearly the rough draft but good.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
RFK made him get one of the three fascist hair styles for men.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had a good workout then I had to do plumbing work and let me tell you the shower I just had hit hard
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10/10/2026
The Fox graphics team laying it on.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wild that Bron made this list and not a certain former GT player
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Roman from 300 BC leans into the mic: "six"
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This one is a thinker
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is Max Wheels doing in the Impact zone?!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Flatwater Free Press @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nebraska's Der Viener Schlinger has been fired at Ribfest, a GermanFest and famously, Memorial Stadium. It was even fired at a funeral. "It has become the odd pride of Nebraska, one of our most cherished institutions," writes freelance correspondent J.J. Harder. Read more 🔗 buff.ly/RUjRedg
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Then the nanny state I live in will ban it
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fewer teens are identifying as the type of people we openly hate. I wonder why that is?!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In brightest day In Brakest night
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We've seen these guys break every law and procedure how are we still confident in "but you can't do that!?"
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bought a mouthguard because I grind my teeth at night and they noticed. They think I care for a senior cat but I only bought senior cat treats once because they had more calories and we had to fatten a stray up. And finally, they clearly know I'm in my mid-30s with that BBQ tag
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Impossible, they are owned by TKO. There's no fucking way.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well this is a profile based off your shopping habits so...
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really testing me this week by putting Nebraska on the board
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always thought acid would be bad for me because I had too many issues. Now that I am in a good place, I think I'd hallucinate better things.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does WWE get to claim everyone who spent a cup of coffee with them?
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forever responding with "That's a cut personality. Did 4chan give it to you?"
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nope
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
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@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh shit Fresno is still on. This can't be my dewey defeats truman moment
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
44-16 season record while in the top 10% of confidence points. Ya boy is on fire.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't have an energy problem, not that I knew of. But now there's times I've got too much, lol.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sleep is better. I thought I was doing alright. Considering I've always been a bad sleeper I thought I was doing well. Turns out I could have been weller.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm down 32 pounds and there are a lot of things I wouldn't have said were a problem are better, lol. Like I didn't think I had any aches or pains but the amount of random 30 year old owies have plummeted.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bryan wants a video package on Texas Southern he doesn't understand why they're playing.
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maryland/Neb, Louisville/NCST, BG/Miami, Youngstown/SIU
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noon we got Mich/Minn, UCF/Hou, BC/SMU, WVU/IST
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Montana State and Idaho gave us insane football at 2am eastern
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only if it's in tribal warfare
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Haunted House @drhousepls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I won't even admit they field a football team
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