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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus

@drgreenie.bsky.social
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Dirty lefty, sweary Australian living on land stolen from the Wadjuk people of the Noongar nation. She/her. Not a real Dr.

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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Freo heave ho
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Naarm, drinks with my love
A couple in love, in a bar in Melbourne (Naarm)
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One perfect angel and one chaos agent. Can you tell which one is which?
2 cats, one Russian blue and one medium haired ginger, sitting on a grey chair together.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ugh. I sorta forgot that the NGO I work for is a patriarchal, hierarchical organisation & found myself surprised when I saw it in tangible action. I’m so dumb sometimes 😭
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I desperately need new jeans, but disappointingly they won’t be #levis when I can’t try my size in store. I’m sick of hoping for the best and having to do returns for online purchases, I just want to try things on before I buy them 😭
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have a scrappy but SMART kitty who needs medication over the next few days. She’s on to us and won’t eat her dinner with the capsule sprinkled in so I left it on the bench 5 mins later, GONE! Said kitty in pic
A picture of a white and ginger medium 
haired cat laying on her back asleep on a sofa. Her belly has been shaved after desexing.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
Seen in Philadelphia.
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Why did I have to get a soft heart? 😭😭
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/07/2026
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Keep The Republic 🏳️‍🌈 @keeptherepublic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At least they're not hiding their corruption. Go big or go home.
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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SanMarcos 🍒🚤⚓ Meme thief @sanmarcos.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What was done in Gaza, and is being done in the West Bank and Lebanon took away any meaning from "Remember the Holocaust." Now we have to ask which one. The one done to them or the one done by them.
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“What did you buy in France?” Me….
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/06/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Rode my first lime bike today, along the Seine, and didn’t die. It’s a good day 😆
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CtlAltDel @ctlaltdel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Visitors to Notre Dame #dogsofparis
2 small white dogs dressed in Breton striped tshirts and red berets in Paris
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Lunch with Catherine de Medici
A photo of the Medici fountain in Luxembourg gardens Paris. It is spring time and the flowers are beautiful 
A ham and cheese baguette and a can of orangina drink on a chair in the Luxembourg gardens
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bballref314.bsky.social @bballref314.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The tech bros gave us crypto currency that isn’t currency, artificial intelligence that isn’t intelligence, and prediction markets that are inside-trader scams. On the other hand, they have given us gigantic data centers that employ no one and destroy communities. So there’s that.
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Shugunou.EXE @shugunou.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm gonna say this again. Being apolitical or ignoring politics is a privilege. Most minorities can't do that because so many policies directly affect us.
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annettecoffs.bsky.social @annettecoffs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The poor and middle class pay tax, the rich pay accountants and the billionaires pay politicians
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Tom Red @tomredmemes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What #auspol media sounds like this week...
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"It takes 30-50 years to get get a single mile of high speed rail up in California, but a tech company can pay off all the politicians in your area and plop down a data center in two months even though your entire community shows up against it. You live under a dictatorship of capital.
You live under something insanely un-democratic."
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I hear Paris is nice in the spring 🌺
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 13/05/2026
From the Federal Court judgment in Faruqi v Hanson [2024] FCA 1264, referring to detailed evidence that Pauline Hanson has a tendency to be publicly racist. This didn't include her statements and actions protected by parliamentary privilege, eg "we are in danger of being swamped by Asians/Muslims".
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’m so sick and tired of being asked to do more or adjust for other’s incompetencies in the workplace. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER it’s not my job to manage a manger.
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Thomas Benner @thomasbenner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The truth is still out there...
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s astounding how quickly my mood has improved since deciding to have the first week of June in Paris 🥰
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I woke up to anxious, hurting my own feelings. Ugh I need my brain just to shut TF up 😭
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feeling a bit bitter that I wasn’t born into wealth and haven’t won the lotto this week. Ugh
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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
LEGO fan Tina Middaugh posted that her NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION set has been officially adopted by LEGO, and will be a future LEGO Ideas release. beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
source: https://www.facebook.com/tina.middaugh.9/posts/pfbid0VizgBYgqkQxhJFF26xvuwKt2eEAsLY4awdSuvcC8a4LJLTx17UbbqeWszUy8jybEl
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Bingo! It’s their common denominator.
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ewww I’m in the doctors waiting room and a man just clipped his fingernails. Ewwww
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/04/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There’s a tiny chance I’ll get an opportunity to have a week in France at the end of May. Barely keeping a lid on myself 🤞
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anitaLovesWheatens @anitammartinez.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have a co-worker who is an older English woman with that old Protestant work ethic thing going on. It’s fucking exhausting 😭
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nyaw, shame. This guy takes a loss like the Confederate South. It’s over Bruce. Can we focus on the Morrison/Reynolds cover up now? #AusPol
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High Court refuses to hear Bruce Lehrmann's appeal
The High Court was Bruce Lehrmann's last legal avenue to challenge a Federal Court ruling that found, on the balance of probabilities, he did rape Brittany Higgins.
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peter-l.bsky.social @peter-l.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BRS being arrested this morning wasn’t on my bingo card, but that’s cheered me up no end #BenRobertsSmith
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Maximus Decimus Bitchimus @drgreenie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In this year of our lord 2026 why TF don’t we get shows streamed in Australia on the same schedule as the rest of the world? Binge what are we doing here? #TheOtherBennetSister
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 @germanusa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just checking in again on how Woodside and Santos are going
Charts showing share price change since the Iran War began:

BHP: -14.6%
ASX200: -7.8%
FMG: -4.4%
CSL: -3.1%
CBA: -2.8%
Woolworths: - 0.6%
Santos: +17.2%
Woodside: +24.0%
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Melissa Bowman @dtkmelissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The latest from @aubreyhirsch.bsky.social aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/chatgpt-dads
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
How it’s going. My @smh @theage cartoon.
2 frames. Netanyahu in the dock. Frame one, from the bench: “Benjamin Netanyahu, you are charged with presiding over a regime that has starved and forcibly transferred Palestinians, killing over 70000 in Gaza, is expanding settlements in the West Bank, has bombed residential areas with white phosphorus, has recently killed 1000 people in Lebanon, compared South Beirut with Gaza and announced a plan to occupy the south of Lebanon…” Frame 2: “…all of which the international community seems broadly on board with. Carry on.”
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