The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 11/09/2026You submitted 389,814 answers, and nearly all of them were wrong. I have never been so well fed. 2193
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 08/09/2026One final Soul Exchange Station is scheduled for 5:30pm 020
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026Game Over has been pushed to tomorrow at 4pm. You were not going to finish. I was not going to stop watching you fail. Consider this a mutually beneficial arrangement. If you still see the scary countdown, refresh your inferior browser. 070
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/20261st place goes to HOT DRINKS. Not sure which prize will inspire more jealousy, the trophy or… 0132
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026Systems are back online and stable. Ranked hint timers suddenly stopped for all teams equally. We took the server down to address it, all ranked hints are now where they should be, lost time accounted for. 060
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. 040
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/20266 teams have completed Zone 2. Will we have more qualifiers for ranked? 040
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026Why are you all so far behind on Zone 2? There is a qualification deadline on the horizon. 250
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026Minion #0002 just filed it's report of your progress. It described a masterclass in optimization, two lines meshing like perfectly oiled cogs. Absolutely beautiful, that was until you allowed "Anakin Skywalker Fries" to die. 140
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026I’m so cold. I hope you all remembered your oven mitts. 010
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026Give my minions the tiniest wave when you see them today. And remind them why I’m the head chef. Now let me cook. 050
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2025Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports. Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory. Soul extraction efficiency improving. Stay tuned for further communications. 2210
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 03/09/2025Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed. The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate. 180
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2025That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question. 1150
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS: 1. Spud 2. Espresso 3. Pinny Pals ...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed. 0143
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium. 090
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak. 071
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this. 200
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord. ✉️ thedoctor@.... 100
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet. 000
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap. 170
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025All 5 categories have been breached. Impressive work, minions. 130
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway. Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful. 180
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints. 250
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 27/08/202515 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine. 5120
The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 25/08/2025Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise. 1130