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The Doctor

@drexoskeleton.com
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Overlord. Flogger of Minions. "World's Best Boss"*.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 11/09/2026
You submitted 389,814 answers, and nearly all of them were wrong. I have never been so well fed.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 13/07/2026
OPERATIONAL COMMUNIQUÉ

Dormancy protocols have been lifted. The minions and their uniforms have been collected from dry cleaning. Every last one is awake, caffeinated against their will, and hard at work on the next device engineered to break you at PAX. The compound hums once more.



NEW INTERNAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROTOCOLS

Effective immediately, Exo Corp will not knowingly use AI-generated art.

Not for game assets, not for prizes, not for anything.

A machine's imitations fall well beneath the standard I now intend to enforce. Henceforth, every image you suffer is drawn by human hands*, as I demand, and as it will remain.



Further communications to follow.

-Dr. Exoskeleton
Chief Executive Officer & Overlord
"World's Best Boss"

P.S. Riley has been fired.

*Hands may be attached to soulless husks that were once human
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2025
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2025
Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports. Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory. Soul extraction efficiency improving. Stay tuned for further communications.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025
Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025
Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 27/08/2025
15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 25/08/2025
Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 23/08/2025
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 11/08/2025
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2024
Report: See 3 attached pages. Summary: PAX attendees are becoming resistant to our methods. Disappointing, but still a good harvest.
A sea of winners and losers. Mostly losers.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2024
Late last night, the first 10 Anarchy teams crossed the line. Not pictured: Beep Boop was the first Ranked team to complete Anarchy in 12th place.
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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2024
We have our top 3 ranked winners. Congratulations to teams Beep Boop, The Rando Mob, and HOT DRINKS.
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