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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 11/09/2026

You submitted 389,814 answers, and nearly all of them were wrong. I have never been so well fed.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 08/09/2026

One final Soul Exchange Station is scheduled for 5:30pm

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

They did zalright, Zokay? 3rd place! (again)

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

2nd place Anarchy goes to Intel!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

1st place Anarchy goes to Shadowfam and TW5!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

Game Over has been pushed to tomorrow at 4pm. You were not going to finish. I was not going to stop watching you fail. Consider this a mutually beneficial arrangement. If you still see the scary countdown, refresh your inferior browser.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

They did zalright, Zokay? 3rd place!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2026

2nd place goes to Plague Planners!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026

1st place goes to HOT DRINKS. Not sure which prize will inspire more jealousy, the trophy or…

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026

Systems are back online and stable. Ranked hint timers suddenly stopped for all teams equally. We took the server down to address it, all ranked hints are now where they should be, lost time accounted for.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026

We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2026

6 teams have completed Zone 2. Will we have more qualifiers for ranked?

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026

Why are you all so far behind on Zone 2? There is a qualification deadline on the horizon.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026

Minion #0002 just filed it's report of your progress. It described a masterclass in optimization, two lines meshing like perfectly oiled cogs. Absolutely beautiful, that was until you allowed "Anakin Skywalker Fries" to die.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026

I’m so cold. I hope you all remembered your oven mitts.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026

A wave of minions are being deployed.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 05/09/2026

Give my minions the tiniest wave when you see them today. And remind them why I’m the head chef. Now let me cook.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 04/09/2026

I hope you all remembered your oven mitts.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 06/09/2025

Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports. Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory. Soul extraction efficiency improving. Stay tuned for further communications.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 03/09/2025

Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed. The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2025

Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2025

That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025

TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS: 1. Spud 2. Espresso 3. Pinny Pals ...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025

And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025

And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 01/09/2025

Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord. ✉️ thedoctor@....

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 31/08/2025

All 5 categories have been breached. Impressive work, minions.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025

Trophies are on display outside my lair.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025

Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway. Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025

🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 30/08/2025

For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 27/08/2025

15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 25/08/2025

Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 19/11/2024

So many new souls, I mean, Bluesky followers.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 07/09/2024

Report: See 3 attached pages. Summary: PAX attendees are becoming resistant to our methods. Disappointing, but still a good harvest.

A sea of winners and losers. Mostly losers.

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The Doctor @drexoskeleton.com · 02/09/2024

I'm sick of these Sexy Minion Calendars. I have decided to be "generous". If you purchased a Calendar already, you will have an option of getting 4 more from whatever we have left at 6pm (after booth closing). Feel free to disperse them to your team or others. Just take them.

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