Reposted by cSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186591869
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026made a salted caramel banana bread. this is all that was left when i went to get a picture so i guess it was good 2120
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026made the Dolly cuppa cuppa cuppa recipe from steel magnolias 💕 2110
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026thank you for reminding me this exists @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social ❤️ 070
Reposted by cJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894611287
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026i don't care if the sun doesn't come out til 11am. fuck standard time 060
Reposted by c𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕® @ohnocoop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking…..but he is. Follow @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social 171
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026from the old carousel at kings island to the comfort of my bedroom. rules still apply. must be 6' to ride ir you can't handle it 🎠 7181
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026i've been to prison once. been married (twice). i was once drafted by lyndon johnson and had to live in shit ass mexico for two and a half years for no reason 380
Reposted by cPhilip R. @psr1973.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Here’s your cactus @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social 291
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026currently trapped in my bathtub due to a filthy spider blocking the doorway. if i take my eyes off of it im toast. i need a gun. i need to put this thing through the wall. suddenly i'm little miss 2A FUCK get me OUT of HERE 270
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026doing the best i can with what i've got and what i've got is 💕crippling depression💕 5130
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026just found out weevils are real. thought that was some shit dwight schrute made up 2110
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026cannot stop thinking about this cursed relic at the antique store 050
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026when i consider foreign policy and crime per capita i always think WWPLD (what would pope leo do) (this is his job) 040
Reposted by cMisky @daiseydoesit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Replace any monuments to Trump with statues of that landmine sniffing rat 0185
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the closest thing to hell on earth is not war or famine. it is not genocide or abject poverty. it is neither sickness of the body or mind, nor a tortured, broken spirit. it is coachella 030
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026if anyone gets an extra bobblehead at the reds game today i would love to buy it from you. shoot me a message 031
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026guy working at the hellhole shell station in kettering was picking the nuts out of this payday one by one. why did he open it like this :( he's not even eating the good part of the payday :( the gas station sells peanuts :( diabolical. 5141
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026my mother and the most unhinged narcissistic lunatic to stroll this earth walk into a bar. the bartender says "oh hey sheli" 180
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026blood pressure being 158/98 up from 114/70 just a month ago has me feeling insane. my head wants to explode my hands and feet feel huge and detached back hurts brain hurts nauseous all the time vision is shit ears are ringing i would like to die 540
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026turned the air conditioning on today. 74° inside is insane. i will be comfortable during the collapse of western society. i am not sorry fuck u @ earth 080
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026thinking about some of the terrific stories jerry dowling told at an event i helped run in december of 2024. he was feeling good that day. peace to you, jerry, a funny and incredibly talented guy. they don't make 'em like this anymore 0130
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026remember when dawn dish soap used to say "a SpOoNfUl ClEaNs A sInK fUlL"? lies. no it does not. wash your dishes correctly. you should be going through that shit so fast. germy 150
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026receptionist at the doc today saw my kind-of-odd last name and said "oh weird that's my boyfriends last name" and i guess pointing at the photo of them on her desk & shrieking "ummm that's my husband, what the fuck???" was only funny to me and her colleague. she was pissed lol 4307
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026deleted 15 years of work emails and messages and frankly i deserve this year or two off. or the rest of my life actually. i am never dealing with the general public again 2140
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026just made the best massive pancake i've ever had in my life🥞🤌🏻💋 1120
c @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026driving all the way to the meijer across town because i'd rather cut off my own thumbs with a hacksaw than ask someone at the kroger down the street to retrieve $6 face wash from its anti-shoplifting jail cage 1161
