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Drew Curtis

@drewcurtis.bsky.social
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Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
The Onion Time Machine beat us all to it
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
Like ptsd in any weather
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
Etna Bianca sounds like healthcare insurance
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
It’s ok if some things are lost to time
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
Same as it ever was
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 14h
From ancient Rome:
Roman tile (orange-red) with paw prints
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 14h
Gorillaz
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
South Hadley man sold plutonium out of his house for $500. Also kept 45lbs of mercury in jars, blew up a dishwasher in his backyard, and sold thallium to a guy now charged with murder. The aristocrats. #chemistry #Massachusetts #plutonium #radiation #OddNews
oddnews.com
Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Russian Plutonium Online. But Wait, There’s More…
South Hadley man sold plutonium out of his house for $500. Also kept 45lbs of mercury in jars, blew up a dishwasher in his backyard, and sold thallium to a guy now charged with murder. The aristocrats...
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you're not missing anything and you already know :)
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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There can be nothing more American than this, and we deserve what we get. #advice #ai #election #voters #OddNews
oddnews.com
Voters Are Now Asking AI Who To Vote for in the Upcoming Election
There can be nothing more American than this, and we deserve what we get.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2026
I was trying to explain — this is a person who would have been banned back when the site still had a Trust & Safety team. If you scroll down, they're talking about the mental ability of different racial groups, plainly. An entire generation coming up not realizing we used to be able to stop this.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m rewatching it w my kids
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I deny all wrongdoing
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donald Trump hasn't just conned his MAGA followers. Corporations, legacy media and even the Democratic Party have all capitulated to his unconstitutional power grab.
dlvr.it
Suckers, Simps and MAGA Marks: How Donald Trump Made America His Bitch
The White House press ban is the inevitable result of corporate media’s capitulation to the MAGA cult.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Totally blowing the curve
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're 125 years old? You look great!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you for letting me yell, and sorry. But if you try to keep arguing about this shit, I will hurl you into a volcano. Yes, this is an actual threat than I am capable of achieving from here in Minnesota.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't believe this went over everyone's heads. Nature is healing I guess
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a wedding ring and a traffic cone
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And also unsurprising
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And all the engagement boosts the algo
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every flavor lately has tasted exactly like the thing and it bugs me
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s not great. But also tastes exactly like it says it does
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doo dah, doo dah
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is it never a paladin? Or is it always a paladin?
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37l...
youtube.com
Daycare for Jerries | Rick and Morty | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel the 12 year old was involved in the process early on
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stay tuned for his followup piece "I was a college professor"
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He went long with the Idiot Ball and coughed up a pick 6
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SNL Weekend Update pretty much nailed it
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leavitt out-draws regular White House livestream audience by 10x when she accidentally livestreams from bed
alternet.org
Trump TV flops as Karoline Leavitt accidentally steals the show
Trump’s 24-hour White House livestream struggles for viewers as Karoline Leavitt accidently adds to the embarrassment.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s how it works. You get a cat if the universe sends a cat. All mine came that way
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The leader of the Republican Party is stealing money paid by American taxpayers to buy campaign ads for Republicans in the midterms. You can’t vote him out in 5 weeks, but you can vote out the people he’s trying to help with your money he’s thieving while they remain silent.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're not even trying to hide it anymore
oddnews.com
Indiana Man Names Horse “Austrian Painter”, Swears It’s Not a Hitler Reference
It’s totally a Hitler reference.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
O RLY
hollywoodreporter.com
Elizabeth Holmes Documentary Gets R-Rating for “Graphic Nudity”
'You Can See Everything' gets a rather unexpected advisory from the MPA, and fans have plenty of thoughts.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also Ohio sucks
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tuberville seems to have a fetish NTTAWWT
mediaite.com
Joe Scarborough Floored By Senator's Furries 'Obsession'
Joe Scarborough and his Morning Joe crew were thrown for a loop on Friday when trying to explain one Republican senator's increasing focus on "furries."
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't outsource your thinking to AI NUS
koreatimes.co.kr
[INTERVIEW] Don't outsource your thinking to AI, NUS president warns - The Korea Times
SINGAPORE — National University of Singapore (NUS) has built its global competitiveness not only on research excellence, but also on a strong focus...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buried lede: her previous place of employment was Trump Winery. Yes, really
police1.com
Woman who struck cruiser drinks urine-contaminated toilet water in attempt to alter breath test results
In spite of her efforts, the breath test showed a blood alcohol level of 0.26; the woman was taken into custody after crashing into a Charlottesville PD cruiser with an officer inside
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't make this stuff up: Trump wants to put his name on Ford's Theater
alternet.org
Trump finds new landmark target to add his name to
President Donald Trump is not relenting in his crusade to stamp his name on as many landmarks as he can, even in the face of catastrophic approval numbers.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A friend of mine has done iron man triathlons for 20 years and she still has high blood pressure. Genetics sucks
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or likely an AI
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joke's on them - media buying should be all done by now
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're coming for us
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We definitely didn’t after
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 17/09/2026
What I love is the low engagement because so few people know this is @negativlandland.bsky.social
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like he meant ai-liens are going to kill us all
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a time-traveler from the future, and I endorse this message
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Heman Petting Fabulous Cringer
ALT: Heman Petting Fabulous Cringer
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