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NO DEMOCRAT IS TALKING ABOUT THIS FUCKING ISSUE, YOU SUCKLING PIG IN A CHEAP SUIT

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“Nobody’s ever asked me to explain a racist dog whistle before.”

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CNN: Trump is a fucking lunatic and the Republicans are all fine with it NYT: Trump is a fucking lunatic and the Republicans are all fine with it ABC: Trump is a fucking lunatic and the Republicans are all fine with it FOX: THE DEMOCRATS LOVE HAMAS AND ARE TRANSING YOUR CHILDREN

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There’s only one execution I I’d enjoy watching on TV and I probably don’t even have to say who it would be

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Trump wants to televise an execution because he wants to strike fear in the hearts of brown people. The cruelty is the point. It energizes the objectively terrible people who support him and sickens the rest of us.

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Insecure Masculinity Derby is a neck-and-neck race between this schmuck and Pete Hegseth

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The Mamdani discourse over the last 24 hours makes it clearer than ever that it will be all but impossible for the Democratic Party to bridge their ideological divide in 2028

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

UNPOPULAR TAKE: Making fun of people for their plastic surgery is as catty and tiresome as making fun of their looks

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Zorhan Mamdani should have united us; instead, he chose to be divisive!” sounds exactly like it sounded when people said it about Obama 10 years ago

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Scott Jennings does not have a merit-based job. CNN won’t fire him for being wrong. The only thing I imagine he could say to lose his job would be: “You know what? I never believed any of this horseshit. CNN is just paying me to be the MAGA heel in these panel discussions.”

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“But look at how Palestinians treat women and gay people!” - conservative white guys who absolutely DGAF about women and gay people

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From one Queen Elizabeth to another

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Isn’t martyrdom really just a pretext to commit more violence

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‪MONKEY: (flings poop)‬ ‪CNN: Did the president just encourage our enemies to conquer two major U.S. cities?‬ ‪NYT: It’s honestly hard to tell‬ ‪MONKEY: (flings poop)‬ ‪FOX: You’re just taking him out of context‬ ‪OANN: He’s trolling you, and you all fell for it!‬ ‪MONKEY: (flings poop)‬

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In a perfect world, the biggest scoundrel who ever lived and the President of the United States would be two different people

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Piggyback on an existing post by increasing the degree. It doesn’t add anything, and it’s usually annoying.

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One would think! But they always seem to have excuses.

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Hey, I heard that Hasan Piker was recklessly encouraging Iran yesterday: “They can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.” Fucking awful. People’s lives are at stake. Oh, and THAT WASN’T HASAN PIKER.

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I know that nothing really matters anymore, but if any other President in history had said “Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego,” he’d be impeached within the year

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👱🏻: Do you support the Fascist 👨🏻‍🎤: OF COURSE NOT 👱🏻: Then please help us stop him by voting for the Not Fascist 👨🏻‍🎤: NEVER! I DON’T SUPPORT THE NOT FASCIST EITHER 👱🏻: So you’re Not Not Fascist 👨🏻‍🎤: YES, EXACTLY

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👨‍✈️: I promise to do fascist things 🧑🏽‍💼: I promise to not do fascist things 👨🏻‍🎤: HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME FOR NOT SUPPORTING YOUR PERSONAL PREFERENCE

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👨‍✈️: Hello. I am a Fascist 🧑🏽‍💼: Hello. I am a Not Fascist 👨🏻‍🎤: AND I AM A BRAVE ICONOCLAST WHO REFUSES TO SUPPORT EITHER PARTY

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Stick a fork in Mike Rogers, he’s done

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A.I. is being “shoved down our throats” way more than homosexuality ever was

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Michael Tomasky’s Three-Point Plan for Refuting the GOP’s Anti-Trans Strategy:

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LEFTISTS IN 2025: Killer Kamala was responsible for genocide! The Democrats forced her on us! They didn’t earn my vote! LEFTISTS IN 2026: Killer Kamala was responsible for genocide! The Democrats forced her on us! They didn’t earn my vote! Also, I held my nose and voted for her

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The man just alternates between bribery and threats. He’s bipolar, really.

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Insidious covert spread of Poptimism made everyone think overcaptilized bullshit made without personality is equivalent to actual good art. If you have the guts to actually have discerning taste, then the machine can never reproduce what is valuable to you about art.

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump’s inevitable response: “WHO SENT YOU?”

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Eh, that wouldn’t make much difference. I reflect on the Jake Tapper scapegoat here: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

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Tapped Out

Wish-Fulfillment Fantasies, Part 2

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Still pretending Trump’s gonna step aside without a fight?

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Who’s mind is going to be changed by such a revelation

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Who is the target audience that hasn’t noticed Trump ignores questions, attacks Democrats and constantly whines that the media is not being nicer to him? He’s been doing this for ten years. Is there ONE. FUCKING. PERSON. ON. EARTH who would change their vote based on this information?

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CNN: TIME Magazine has published an interview with the President MONKEY: (flings poop) NYT: It really shows how far he’s fallen since he was first elected MONKEY: (flings poop) ABC: It is imperative that Americans fully understand the problem we are dealing with MONKEY: (flings poop)

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To put it bluntly, people voted for Trump due to their fear of immigrants, Muslims, BLM protesters and their pathological loathing of Hillary Clinton. (They conveniently found a new Uppity Female Democrat to replace her in 2024.) Meanwhile, Trump’s always been a babbling goddamned lunatic.

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The problem with focusing on Trump’s current incoherence is that it implies that his supporters were previously drawn to his razor-sharp insight, his subject-matter expertise and his canny political wisdom. Those of us with long memories know that none of that is fucking true.

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- The suggestion that there is anything inherently anti-Semitic about saying “Free Palestine” is a propaganda tactic intended to prevent anyone from saying “Free Palestine.”

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, I’m voting for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social, although to be honest the shirt is just a coincidence

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1. Trump will never voluntarily step aside or endorse anybody else. 2. I predict he will ignore 22A and run for a third term. Not sure how far he’ll get, but the GOP won’t lift a finger to stop him. 3. The only way in which Trump will be “out of the picture” would somehow involve the Grim Reaper.

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Which of these events is likeliest to happen in the following two years?

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2. It appears all but inevitable that Donald Trump and the GOP will do everything in their power to test the limits of the 22nd Amendment 1. Just left a taping of “Real Time with Bill Maher”

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3. Immigrants, racial minorities and transgender people are routinely demonized as threats while children of privilege who actually do assault women are treated with kid gloves

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