Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18h**Bonus texts from 2025. He's responding to me telling him to get on Fortnite because I was having a bad day** 010
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18hIf you don't mind, I would like to share one of my best friends with you. Remember when Ice Spice was seen hitting Tobey Macguire's vape at that party in July? For whatever reason, we were shipping that affair HARD. You have to hold on to the good straight ones. 160
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm obsessed with this and it's influencing me to get wild at my hair appointment tomorrow... 110
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hot guy came over and we got my holographic paper to run through the Cricut after some prior issues. Here is my bounty 2140
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Would you consider a True Crime documentary under the Horror genre? 020
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I left my number under the hot new co worker's windshield wiper and chat... we've been tExTiiiiiNggg. and he said he's going to come early to work tomorrow so we can chat before he clocks in 💅 0141
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Without insurance it would have cost me $3,507 to get a numbing shot, 4 stitches, and one extra strength tylenol 1160
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of the big life lessons I've learned in life is there's always laundry to do and there's always something in your house that needs to be fixed. 010
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Introduced myself to hot new coworker by asking why he hadn’t introduced himself to me yet. Ok let’s go? 090
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New work crush just dropped (aka: Neck Tattoo). I was asking someone in his department what his story was and they told me to just come by tomorrow morning to strike up a conversation. Why is it so much easier to approach people on the internet opposed to in person?! 🙉 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone else.... not sober while watching the VODS on twitch and almost start typing in chat because you forget you aren't watching live? 1190
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026literally me, every. single. month. Then being "surprised" 010
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, I finally get to unveil the fallout from the Finger vs. Hedge trimmers incident 2 months ago. I still can't move it much and the feeling is just starting to come back in the tip. Hopefully I can fix that, but in the mean time she's been dubbed my "Spooky finger". 0130
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've been waking up at 4 as well!! and my alarm is set to 5 😩 100
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My favorite part of these mass celebrity hate trains is when people start calling them ugly. 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My friend said if I could fix his old Cricut machine then I could keep it. So guess who got a Cricut for $25 in replacement parts 🏆…Ignore the “eater” sticker..thats the only bit of him I’ll leave on the machine to pay homage 0120
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today I turned 36. I woke up naturally at 8, posted thirst traps, went to the world’s largest arcade, drank margaritas, and am about to pick up sushi and cake, and maybe get some birthday “smooches”. It been a pretty good one this year. 22570
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/09/20267 more hours until I'm on vacation! (from my full time job.. still have 2 shoots this weekend.) 0100
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Crying? Over a man? That you’re not even in a relationship with? What IS that? 1150
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"What websites are there?" - the 96 (95?) year old owner of the company I work for. 050
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My ex owes me about $12k and blocked my phone number so now I sign him up for Scientology newsletters every month. 0170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026literally the face i made reading thisstatic.klipy.comBarbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted LookALT: Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look 110
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Eye drop recall? They’re coming for the daylight functioning stoners now! 030
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/08/20262 decades of searching vintage/thrift shops and I finally found it.. Visions cookware.. 0200
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There is no such thing as a bedtime when a hot guy wants to stay up late doing crafts with you on a work night.... right?static.klipy.comBart Simpson Tired in BedAlt: Bart Simpson Tired in Bed 0170
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My first screen printed shirt and this one is for fans of the simpsons! Aside from the accidental paint spill-i’m so happy with how this turned out!! 070
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Wild that the booty call/fwb is the only person in my life making a physical attempt to help me…. 😑 020
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And I dont know if this was intentional on his part, but it’s doing wonders for my depression/anxiety 020
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hot Guy (nickname) left allllll of his crafting supplies with me while he’s in the process of moving. Chat, she’s been screen printing and making stickers and getting her money’s worth out of that Photoshop subscription. 270
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Not the manic low hitting when I'm bored, lonely, and my closest support systems are unavailable. Girl, I'm scared. 270
Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I told my friend his and she said "of course he can". Just to verify. 010