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Dr. Chili

@drchilimd.bsky.social
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She/Her/They/Brother/Whatever I dont know, what do you want from me? 🤷‍♀️

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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18h
**Bonus texts from 2025. He's responding to me telling him to get on Fortnite because I was having a bad day**
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18h
If you don't mind, I would like to share one of my best friends with you. Remember when Ice Spice was seen hitting Tobey Macguire's vape at that party in July? For whatever reason, we were shipping that affair HARD. You have to hold on to the good straight ones.
Some text exchanges about Tobey Macguire and his wife getting a divorce and the two of us pondering if Ice Spice had anything to do with it. On July 4th he texted me "do you think Toby and Ice Spice are watching the fireworks together? and on august 15th: DO you think ice spice and toby are still dating?" and a bonus 2025 text thread saying "I'ma keep it a buck: I'm listening to ice spice rn. let me circle back on this one. cause' i woke up with ice spice in my head and i've been on one all day since. have you tried listening to ice spice to help your mood?"
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm obsessed with this and it's influencing me to get wild at my hair appointment tomorrow...
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you are not alone this week...😬 🫂
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot guy came over and we got my holographic paper to run through the Cricut after some prior issues. Here is my bounty
Three stickers. One says i have a crush on every boy in death metal font. A heart that says “bug butt sluts” and a little one that says “paging Dr Chili” in retro arcade font
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would you consider a True Crime documentary under the Horror genre?
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wish you would
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!!!🎁🎈🎉
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I left my number under the hot new co worker's windshield wiper and chat... we've been tExTiiiiiNggg. and he said he's going to come early to work tomorrow so we can chat before he clocks in 💅
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Without insurance it would have cost me $3,507 to get a numbing shot, 4 stitches, and one extra strength tylenol
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the big life lessons I've learned in life is there's always laundry to do and there's always something in your house that needs to be fixed.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Introduced myself to hot new coworker by asking why he hadn’t introduced himself to me yet. Ok let’s go?
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lady Gaga asking what's fortnight
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New work crush just dropped (aka: Neck Tattoo). I was asking someone in his department what his story was and they told me to just come by tomorrow morning to strike up a conversation. Why is it so much easier to approach people on the internet opposed to in person?! 🙉
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Normalize this
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I so am
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else.... not sober while watching the VODS on twitch and almost start typing in chat because you forget you aren't watching live?
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
literally me, every. single. month. Then being "surprised"
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, I finally get to unveil the fallout from the Finger vs. Hedge trimmers incident 2 months ago. I still can't move it much and the feeling is just starting to come back in the tip. Hopefully I can fix that, but in the mean time she's been dubbed my "Spooky finger".
scar from my accident. kind of looks like a stick figure horse
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
adorable and im jealous
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been waking up at 4 as well!! and my alarm is set to 5 😩
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My favorite part of these mass celebrity hate trains is when people start calling them ugly.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shaney, please.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My friend said if I could fix his old Cricut machine then I could keep it. So guess who got a Cricut for $25 in replacement parts 🏆…Ignore the “eater” sticker..thats the only bit of him I’ll leave on the machine to pay homage
Cricut cutting machine successfully fixed by me complete with new stickers reptiles, cats, ramen, a moth, and a sticker that says “eater” left by some nasty boy that I still let touch me sometimes
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today I turned 36. I woke up naturally at 8, posted thirst traps, went to the world’s largest arcade, drank margaritas, and am about to pick up sushi and cake, and maybe get some birthday “smooches”. It been a pretty good one this year.
Squatting down in my mirror showing off those glittery pastel doc martens
Galloping Ghost! The world’s largest arcade with over 800 retro arcade cabinets
Medival Madness, one of my favorite pinball machinesHalf priced margarita
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
good luck to the baby!!
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
7 more hours until I'm on vacation! (from my full time job.. still have 2 shoots this weekend.)
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do we!? 😭
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crying? Over a man? That you’re not even in a relationship with? What IS that?
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
D list vegetable
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"What websites are there?" - the 96 (95?) year old owner of the company I work for.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think you just did!
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh! ☺️ thank you! That made my night.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Never beating the cutie patootie allegations
Me! In my office with my headset on.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
10/10 pose
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My ex owes me about $12k and blocked my phone number so now I sign him up for Scientology newsletters every month.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
write that down! write that down!
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
literally the face i made reading this
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
ALT: Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
100% back period underwear.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eye drop recall? They’re coming for the daylight functioning stoners now!
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2 decades of searching vintage/thrift shops and I finally found it.. Visions cookware..
Small glass Visions frying panMakers mark Vision corning France
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Text her back “thank you” lol
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Even if it’s just a little errand”
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is no such thing as a bedtime when a hot guy wants to stay up late doing crafts with you on a work night.... right?
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Bart Simpson Tired in Bed
Alt: Bart Simpson Tired in Bed
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My first screen printed shirt and this one is for fans of the simpsons! Aside from the accidental paint spill-i’m so happy with how this turned out!!
Bonestorm logo on front of shirt..Buy my bonestorm or ho to hell
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wild that the booty call/fwb is the only person in my life making a physical attempt to help me…. 😑
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And I dont know if this was intentional on his part, but it’s doing wonders for my depression/anxiety
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hot Guy (nickname) left allllll of his crafting supplies with me while he’s in the process of moving. Chat, she’s been screen printing and making stickers and getting her money’s worth out of that Photoshop subscription.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not the manic low hitting when I'm bored, lonely, and my closest support systems are unavailable. Girl, I'm scared.
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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I told my friend his and she said "of course he can". Just to verify.
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